Let me count the ways:
1) I'm sorry for the times I neglected when mafia was really popular, and trolls were abundant.
2) I'm also sorry I didn't appreciate the times before the latest patch, which is absolutely ass-raping.
3) I'm sorry to Jesus for jesting him in my game names, but I'm sure he can appreciate the good humor of it, which I intend.
4) I'm sorry if this starts a chain of posts. I hope it does.