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  1. February 8th, 2013, 03:21 PM ISO #1
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    A very serious matter.

    Why did the mushroom go to the bar?
    Because he is a fungi.

    Why did he leave?
    There wasn't mushroom.

    What do you get when you cross a Rhino and an Elephant?
    Hell if I know. (El-eph-rhi-no)
    Last edited by ; February 13th, 2013 at 07:29 PM. Reason: spelled out the joke...
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  2. February 8th, 2013, 03:28 PM ISO #2
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    ? mushrooms don't have a gender
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  3. February 13th, 2013, 07:23 AM ISO #3
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    ? mushrooms don't have a gender
    That's what YOU think.
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  4. February 13th, 2013, 08:16 AM ISO #4
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptonic View Post
    That's what YOU think.
    36,000 genders? WE HAVE FOUND OUR DITTO
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  5. February 13th, 2013, 08:18 AM ISO #5
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    Quote Originally Posted by RLVG View Post
    36,000 genders? WE HAVE FOUND OUR DITTO
    LOL we need to map the mushroom genome. Ah, mushrooms are such weird animals. lol

    Anyways, @ OP, I actually like your first 2 jokes. I don't get the second one... Is it even a joke?
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  6. February 13th, 2013, 12:43 PM ISO #6
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptonic View Post
    That's what YOU think.
    fungi indeed
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    fungi indeed
    oh u
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptonic View Post
    oh u
    i cant really imagine how they would mate. i dont think every gender is compatible with the majority of other genders.
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    Are you sure he didn't go to the bar because he is an alcoholic?
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  10. February 13th, 2013, 07:28 PM ISO #10
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    Re: A very serious matter.

    What concert has an admission fee of only 45 cents?

    50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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