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    Little Johnnie's father took him to class. On his first day of school, Johnnie's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her, Johnnie has a bad gambling problem, so don't make a bet with him you can't win. The teacher agreed.

    When the teacher was passing out the text books Johnny said, "Teach, I'll make a bet with you," she replied, "ok what?" Johnny said, "I'll bet you fifty dollars I can tell you what color panties you have on." She agreed and told him after the last bell he was to stay in the room and he could guess.

    While Johnny and the class were at recess the teacher took her panties off and put them in her purse. When school was out Johnny stayed in the classroom and the teacher locked the door and said, "okay Johnny, what color are they?" He replied "yellow." So the teacher raised her dress and said "No, you're wrong, I'm not wearing any."

    Johnny asked her to walk him out to his dad's car and he would get her the money. So as Johnny passed his dad going to the car, the teacher told his dad that Johnny finally got beat. He said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Johnny bet me fifty dollars he could tell me what color panties I had on so I took them off." The father replied, "that son of a bitch he bet me a hundred dollars he could see your pussy before the end of the day."
    Last edited by creedkingsx; January 2nd, 2013 at 01:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creedkingsx View Post
    little Johnny's father took him to class on his first day of school. Johnny's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her, "Johnny has a bad gambling problem so don't make a bet with him because you can't win." The teacher agreed. When the teacher was passing out the text books Johnny said, "Teach I'll make a bet with you, she replied ok what?" Johnny said "I'll bet you fifty dollars I can tell you what color panties you have on." She agreed and told him after the last bell he was to stay in the room and then he could guess. While Johnny and the class were at recess the teacher took her panties off and put them in her purse. when school was out Johnny stayed in the classroom and the teacher locked the door and said, "Okay Johnny what color are they?" He replied yellow. so the teacher raised her dress and said, "No your wrong, I'm not wearing any." Johnny asked her to walk him out to his dads car and he would get her money. so as Johnny passed his dad going to the car the teacher told his dad that Johnny finally got beat. He said "What do you mean?" she said, "Johnny bet me fifty dollars he could tell me what color panties I had on so I took them off." The father replied, "That son of a bitch he bet me a hundred dollars he could see your pussy before the end of the day."
    i laughed but its annoying to read this. so i fixed it
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    This darn rep meetur is still broken, I haven't repped anyone for several months and it still won't let me give creed rep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by creedkingsx View Post
    Uh stole it frum phacebuk
    And facebook stole it from 4gags, and 4gags stole it from reddit and i bet reddit stole it from somewhere as well. Everything on the internet is stolen in some way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duzero View Post
    And facebook stole it from 4gags, and 4gags stole it from reddit and i bet reddit stole it from somewhere as well. Everything on the internet is stolen in some way
    phacebuk*
    l2spell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    phacebuk*
    l2spell
    zorri
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