What I think of all the mods and suckup players

[Necroplant]

Skywarden: Ramsay Snow
creedkingz: Roose Bolton
RaptorBlaze: Randyll Tarly
Landstander: Catelyn Stark
CoPmugy: Kevan Lannister
CortoMontez: Robb Stark
Yayap: Tywin Lannister
Ash: Joffrey Barratheon (because you're a little bitch)
TimeTrx: Cersei Lannister
Bunny: Arya Stark
Cryptonic: Gendry
oops_ur_dead: Beric Dondarrion
Lysergic: Lancel Lannister
tiloup: Tyrion Lannister
Roflcopter: Lady Dustin
Damus_Graves: Petyr Baelish
FYRE: Lysa Arryn
Bruno: Patchface
Brandon: Bowen Marsh (since he's debating me now, I'll assign him the Lord Steward)
Fatalis: Robert Arryn (I'm starting to run out, but you get the whiny Lord of the Vale)
CmG: Osney Kettleblack
MintberryCrunch: Axell Florent (Hodor is a simple man, you're too vocal for that assignment lol)
Slaol: Dolorous Edd
Chane: Samwell Tarly (for the tears you displayed in your response)

And for the OP...Necroplant: Stannis Barratheon. I'd honestly most identify with him because Maester Cressen said about Stannis that "Nobody ever taught him how to laugh." I have qualities of most of the characters in the books, but Stannis is a unique personality. He rarely ever smiles, and doesn't ever drink. He's a man of honour, but takes it to extremes, and is offended by slights both real and imagined. Yep, I share a lot with him lol.


AND THE GRAND FINALE...

Dark Revenant: Robert Barratheon! This one needs elaboration. Since development has pretty much stopped in Mafia, according to RaptorBlaze, I have accorded him the title of King Robert Barratheon, first of his name, lord of the Seven Kingdoms and protector of the realm. If any of you knew what kind of a king he was, you'd know how relevant this is :P

Hand of the King: ??? This one needs to be filled. Robert Barratheon's hand was Jon Arryn THEN Eddard Stark, because he needed someone to govern the realm while he got drunk and whored, but it seems Dark Revenant has no Hand that he assigns programming duties to, or does he?

For the rest of you...if you want to know why I named you such, here is a useful website: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Main_Page

It tells you all you need to know about each of these characters. I have assigned them to personality types very carefully. For illustration purposes, Skywarden is a bit of a jerk and he would fit the profile of Ramsay Snow, a total sadistic psychopath since he would ban me forever if he were global mod. But creedkingz gets Roose Bolton (his father), because Roose Bolton, while a cruel and cunning man, also liked to have peace in the land and doesn't go on a post-deleting rampage ALL the time.

[Damus_Graves]

Ash: Joffrey Barratheon
TimeTrx: Cersei Lannister
Bunny: Arya Stark

O.o


Suckups?
Time and Ash maybe

[Lysergic]

Guess I didn't make the cut.

[Raptorblaze]

"He is a narrow man but iron willed, shrewd and capable. He is considered the finest soldier in Westeros and a strong battle commander."

Huh I guess it's a complement at least, in my case.

[Necroplant]

Alright I'm going to amend the original list guys. Cryptonic, I made you Gendry because Arya and Gendry were like two peas in a pod. Rest of you I'll include. Keep reminding me and I'll edit the list.

[Bunny]

He had to include Bunny, he's in love with her lol

i could say the same thing about you.

[Damus_Graves]

Petyr was born to a small and insignificant house, spending most of his adult life trying to rise above his lowly birthright and become something greater, craving for power and status. He possesses considerable skill in commerce and coin, and is a master of court intrigue, his brilliance matched only by his ambition and his gift for political improvisation. He is often underestimated by many high lords due to his low birth (a mistake that often comes back to haunt those who make this assessment).

Works for me.

[Necroplant]

By the way, just because you're a male user doesn't mean you get a male role. There's a reason I made Landstander, Catelyn Stark. By the way, I am using the legal last names, not the names they had before their betrothal.

[Brendan]

"He is a narrow man but iron willed, shrewd and capable. He is considered the finest soldier in Westeros and a strong battle commander."

Huh I guess it's a complement at least, in my case.

He is an asshole who sends his son to the wall. His first choice was to have him die in a hunting "accident" but his wife stopped him.

[Necroplant]

"He is a narrow man but iron willed, shrewd and capable. He is considered the finest soldier in Westeros and a strong battle commander."

Huh I guess it's a complement at least, in my case.

I'll reply this one, and then take a break from messages on this thread until Page 2 begins. Randyll Tarly is also a man of extreme justice. You should read the chapter where he assigns punishments to certain people. Nails through the palm, a whore's privates washed out with lye, amputations, hangings, heads on spikes. When his son Samwell Tarly wanted to become a Maester of the Citadel, he chose to show his son what wearing a chain feels like, and chained him up in his dungeon for three days, manacled to the wall by his neck and limbs.

[Raptorblaze]

I'll reply this one, and then take a break from messages on this thread until Page 2 begins. Randyll Tarly is also a man of extreme justice. You should read the chapter where he assigns punishments to certain people. Nails through the palm, a whore's privates washed out with lye, amputations, hangings, heads on spikes. When his son Samwell Tarly wanted to become a Maester of the Citadel, he chose to show his son what wearing a chain feels like, and chained him up in his dungeon for three days, manacled to the wall by his neck and limbs.

So you think I'm overly harsh then? :P

[Brendan]

Lol are you implying tiloup is clever/intelligent Pedoplant?

[Necroplant]

So you think I'm overly harsh then? :P

You also have qualities similar to Eddard Stark, but Ned was timid about doing the right thing if it wasn't legal or ethical. Which is why he was decapitated: he acted too late, and alienated all his allies.

[CmG]

same here.

[Jim]

Plz add me, I would be a good Hodor.

[Brendan]

I killed Jon Snow.

[Landstander]

Landstander: Catelyn Stark

I dont get it.

[Jim]

So I am Necros asisstant... well I always pegged Necro as more of a Renly Baratheon kind of guy.

[Necroplant]

So I am Necros asisstant... well I always pegged Necro as more of a Renly Baratheon kind of guy.

Lol that's nice, but Axell Florent is a cousin to Queen Selyse Barratheon, a Florent herself. There's a term called "King's men" and "Queen's men", which means even though they are of the same house and kingdom, there are men more loyal to her than to Stannis. Technically, Axell is not Stannis' man.

[Brendan]

Lol Renly was gay. In the show he got blown by Loras Tyrell.

[tiloup1441]

Yes, it did happen but luckily we didnt see the scene only that loras was gonna suck him then it changes

[Necroplant]

There is one implication that Loras sleeps with Renly, because in "A Feast for Crows", Jaime threatens Loras by saying he'll shove a sword so far up Loras's rear that it'll reach somewhere even Renly never found.

The TV show created POV sequences that weren't in the books directly, but based on excerpts. Renly with Loras, and Renly with Margaery were never discussed in the books.

I've ever read that Jon Connington was allegedly in gay love with Rhaegar Targaryen, as he referred to him as "My Silver Prince".

Oh also, if only Daenarys knew how her beloved Mad King daddy treated her own mother at night after burning someone alive, how he ravaged her while Jaime Lannister had to stand guard outside, listening.