Once upon a time...

[Espozito]

Every person must end last poster's phrase and begin (but not end) his own sentance. This must combine a story.

Example:

... to the left. Then he started...

... crying and calling for mummy. But there was...

and so on


Once upon a time a big terrifying dragon...

[Roflcopter]

... that resided at the top floor of a skyscraper, owned by...

[RLVG]

... the legendary evil hero Peter, who became ...

[Apocist]

... the tyrant King of America, who forced all before him to ...

[RLVG]

... work under the great evil masterplan of his, only opposed by ...

[Espozito]

... the Elven Priests, who believe that...

[RLVG]

... holy weapons repels evil, when it ...

[Apocist]

... comes into contact with the moon, devise a plan to ...

[BorkBot]

(I like these things, but can't currently come up with anything that would fit because the sentence is broken beyond repair

Once upon a time a big terrifying dragon that resided at the top floor of a skyscraper, owned by the legendary evil hero Peter, who became the tyrant King of America, who forced all before him to work under the great evil masterplan of his,only opposed by the Elven Priests, who believe that holy weapons repels evil, when it comes into contact with the moon, devise a plan to

Too many commas, too many references. Verbs no longer connect to nouns, etc.

Fix plz )

[RLVG]

Alright, how about a story fix every 10th post?



... shower the earths surface with moonlight, resulting in ...

[BorkBot]

( Actually.. I'll attempt it myself

Once upon a time a big terrifying dragon resided at the top floor of a skyscraper, owned by the legendary evil hero Peter. Peter was the tyrant King of America, who forced all of his subjects to be part of his great evil master plan. The only ones who opposed him were the Elven Priests, who believed that holy weapons repel evil when they come into contact with the light of the moon. They devised a plan to shower the earth's surface with moonlight, resulting in...

... the blessing of a holy symbol able to shatter the corporate magic Peter had used to bind the dragon to his will. The order of priests, known only as the Wardens of the Eclipse, knew that the black wyrm...

[Apocist]

Once upon a time a big terrifying dragon resided at the top floor of a skyscraper, owned by the legendary evil hero Peter. Peter was the tyrant King of America, who forced all of his subjects to be part of his great evil master plan. The only ones who opposed him were the Elven Priests, who believed that holy weapons repel evil when they come into contact with the light of the moon. They devised a plan to shower the earth's surface with moonlight, resulting in the blessing of a holy symbol able to shatter the corporate magic Peter had used to bind the dragon to his will. The order of priests, known only as the Wardens of the Eclipse, knew that the black wyrm...

... had no intention to bend to the whim of mere mortals, drew the dragon into their holy territory ...

[RLVG]

... only to discover that the black dragon feeds on holy energies from the holy territory ...

[Capitalier]

... and had a preference for Caucasian females ...

[BorkBot]

... as a ritual sacrifice offering. And thus, the Wardens needed...

[Apocist]

Once upon a time a big terrifying dragon resided at the top floor of a skyscraper, owned by the legendary evil hero Peter. Peter was the tyrant King of America, who forced all of his subjects to be part of his great evil master plan. The only ones who opposed him were the Elven Priests, who believed that holy weapons repel evil when they come into contact with the light of the moon. They devised a plan to shower the earth's surface with moonlight, resulting in the blessing of a holy symbol able to shatter the corporate magic Peter had used to bind the dragon to his will. The order of priests, known only as the Wardens of the Eclipse, knew that the black wyrm had no intention to bend to the whim of mere mortals, drew the dragon into their holy territory only to discover that the black dragon feeds on holy energies from the holy territory and had a preference for Caucasian females as a ritual sacrifice offering. And thus, the Wardens needed

... to pay a horde of hookers to journal towards distant Western Lands, starting ....

[RLVG]

... with a very special cleansing ritual by the wind monks ...

[Apocist]

... with a very special cleansing ritual by the wind monks ...

(OOC: I want to go in a very bad direction with this but I won't)

[Jim]

... with a very special cleansing ritual by the wind monks ...

... but they were all killed by a big terrifying dragon residing on the top floor of Peter's skyscraper ...

[RLVG]

... upon the death of a thousand monks, Peter pet the dragon ...

[Brendan]

...And picked a peck of pickeled peppers...

[RLVG]

... which were given to the dragon followed by a rusty voice from Peter "You deserve this, Fido", the dragon ...