The Spam Thread of Non Spammyness.

[Damus_Graves]

Try and find the Spam if you can.

I consider spam as this:
Spam - Useless/Unneeded information that provides nothing to the topic at hand


There was a shooting involving two white men in business suits.
This took place within a back alley with no weapons in site.
One was rushed to a hospital and the other was thrown into jail.
There were no witnesses and the gun had blanks.

What most likely happened?