Jesus walked on water, but Landstander said "Fuck that shit, I ain't ruining my shoes." For he follows a different religion than Christ, and they don't do stuff like that. So it was when God pulled him from inside the flaming ribs of his steed, he said "You will protect Necro from the 4 reports made about him joining while banlisted."
And there was a new era of peace. Perhaps there will be peace in the Holy Land too one day, although Landstander wants all the Gaza inhabitants killed.
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