Game of Thrones erotica (NSFW, you've been warned)

[Necroplant]

Foreword: in 2003/2004 I was active on a type of forum/literary submission site called Ubersite. My first lesson in trolling came in 1997 during Counterstrike gameplay. My second lesson came on Ubersite where towards the end, all I did was make very fanciful stick-death pictures showing terrible things, like an abortion clinic, or Bush fellating Osama bin Laden. On Ubersite, posting "NSFW" protected an entry from being deleted, since most people on that site were abusing their employers' time and money. I am posting NSFW now, so mods take a break please.

*Adaptation based on the works of George R.R Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire"*

Bran woke from his wolf-dream. His brow and back were sweaty, and for a faint moment he could still smell the fresh kill Summer had made when Bran was part of him. Meera was kneeling over him, brushing his hair as he woke up.

"You're learning to control Summer better now, Bran. You were only gone for a few hours." Meera looked very beautiful in the light of the fire, her green eyes filled with warmth. Bran's heart always fluttered when he found himself gazing at her. She was a few years older than him, at ten-and-six, but Bran had never been so sure of anyone in his whole life.

"Come on, get up. It's time to eat." This time was Bran's turn, the human. Inside Summer's skin, every fresh corpse was moist and delicious, but he was learning better to maintain himself inbetween, so he might see this adventure to its full end.

"Time to eat you, you mean."

"What?"

Bran lunged at her with the minimal distance between them, wrapped his around around her, and gave her a full kiss on the face. "I'm hard as a mast for you, Meera."

"Oh, Bran...you're too young. This is wrong..."

"It's never felt so right!" And without being in Summer's body, Bran changed into day-wolf mode. Ripping her smallclothes from underneath her skirt, he was about to have a woman for the first time. It was good to know that his equipment still worked, despite being crippled from the waist-down. Bran crawled on all fours until he reached Meera's holy spot. Then Bran gave in to his wolf hunger and devoured her while she started to moan in pleasure.

As she began to scream, her brother Jojen walked in.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Brendan]

Y?

[Bunny]

this is shit, no offence!

[MoDTassadar]

Dafuq

[Brendan]

He's like 8 years old. Confirmed pedophile erotica.

[MoDTassadar]

kkkkk"Negroplant, wake up honey!" went soaring around in a sing-song voice in his dream.
kkkkkNegroplant woke up with a start, his face sweaty and his heart racing rapidly. He had had it again: another sexual fantasy where he was the girl. He wished it would have continued, it was the most pleasurable experience that he had ever had.
kkkkk"Honey, it's breakfast time!" his mother called.
kkkkk"Coming," Negroplant replied. He quickly got dressed in a pink tutu, and started twirling around. He had been taking those pills--the ones that his mom said would turn him into a girl.
kkkkk"You're growing hon, eat some breakfast," she called once more.
kkkkkAs Negroplant went downstairs, she said, "Wow, you're so mature for a eight-year old!"
kkkkkNegroplant quickly scarfed down his breakfast and went onto the schoolbus. All the kids laughed at him. He was a loser, he knew. All day, all night, all the time, they laughed at him.
kkkkkHe welled up with anger. "Shut the fuck up!" he said, as the bus became silent.
kkkkkAt school, he had to see the Principle, and was beat half to death with an ruler. Finally he got so fed up that he took out a knife and murdered everyone at his school. The police came over and shot him and that was the last ever heard of Negroplant.

/A terrible story for a terrible person

[Brendan]

kkkkk"Negroplant, wake up honey!" went soaring around in a sing-song voice in his dream.
kkkkkNegroplant woke up with a start, his face sweaty and his heart racing rapidly. He had had it again: another sexual fantasy where he was the girl. He wished it would have continued, it was the most pleasurable experience that he had ever had.
kkkkk"Honey, it's breakfast time!" his mother called.
kkkkk"Coming," Negroplant replied. He quickly got dressed in a pink tutu, and started twirling around. He had been taking those pills--the ones that his mom said would turn him into a girl.
kkkkk"You're growing hon, eat some breakfast," she called once more.
kkkkkAs Negroplant went downstairs, she said, "Wow, you're so mature for a eight-year old!"
kkkkkNegroplant quickly scarfed down his breakfast and went onto the schoolbus. All the kids laughed at him. He was a loser, he knew. All day, all night, all the time, they laughed at him.
kkkkkHe welled up with anger. "Shut the fuck up!" he said, as the bus became silent.
kkkkkAt school, he had to see the Principle, and was beat half to death with an ruler. Finally he got so fed up that he took out a knife and murdered everyone at his school. The police came over and shot him and that was the last ever heard of Negroplant.

/A terrible story for a terrible person

+4

[Roflcopter]

kkkkk"Negroplant, wake up honey!" went soaring around in a sing-song voice in his dream.
kkkkkNegroplant woke up with a start, his face sweaty and his heart racing rapidly. He had had it again: another sexual fantasy where he was the girl. He wished it would have continued, it was the most pleasurable experience that he had ever had.
kkkkk"Honey, it's breakfast time!" his mother called.
kkkkk"Coming," Negroplant replied. He quickly got dressed in a pink tutu, and started twirling around. He had been taking those pills--the ones that his mom said would turn him into a girl.
kkkkk"You're growing hon, eat some breakfast," she called once more.
kkkkkAs Negroplant went downstairs, she said, "Wow, you're so mature for a eight-year old!"
kkkkkNegroplant quickly scarfed down his breakfast and went onto the schoolbus. All the kids laughed at him. He was a loser, he knew. All day, all night, all the time, they laughed at him.
kkkkkHe welled up with anger. "Shut the fuck up!" he said, as the bus became silent.
kkkkkAt school, he had to see the Principle, and was beat half to death with an ruler. Finally he got so fed up that he took out a knife and murdered everyone at his school. The police came over and shot him and that was the last ever heard of Negroplant.

/A terrible story for a terrible person

Beats the OPs story.

[Chane]

kkkkk"Negroplant, wake up honey!" went soaring around in a sing-song voice in his dream.
kkkkkNegroplant woke up with a start, his face sweaty and his heart racing rapidly. He had had it again: another sexual fantasy where he was the girl. He wished it would have continued, it was the most pleasurable experience that he had ever had.
kkkkk"Honey, it's breakfast time!" his mother called.
kkkkk"Coming," Negroplant replied. He quickly got dressed in a pink tutu, and started twirling around. He had been taking those pills--the ones that his mom said would turn him into a girl.
kkkkk"You're growing hon, eat some breakfast," she called once more.
kkkkkAs Negroplant went downstairs, she said, "Wow, you're so mature for a eight-year old!"
kkkkkNegroplant quickly scarfed down his breakfast and went onto the schoolbus. All the kids laughed at him. He was a loser, he knew. All day, all night, all the time, they laughed at him.
kkkkkHe welled up with anger. "Shut the fuck up!" he said, as the bus became silent.
kkkkkAt school, he had to see the Principle, and was beat half to death with an ruler. Finally he got so fed up that he took out a knife and murdered everyone at his school. The police came over and shot him and that was the last ever heard of Negroplant.

/A terrible story for a terrible person

better then 50 shades

[Ash]

kkkkk"Negroplant, wake up honey!" went soaring around in a sing-song voice in his dream.
kkkkkNegroplant woke up with a start, his face sweaty and his heart racing rapidly. He had had it again: another sexual fantasy where he was the girl. He wished it would have continued, it was the most pleasurable experience that he had ever had.
kkkkk"Honey, it's breakfast time!" his mother called.
kkkkk"Coming," Negroplant replied. He quickly got dressed in a pink tutu, and started twirling around. He had been taking those pills--the ones that his mom said would turn him into a girl.
kkkkk"You're growing hon, eat some breakfast," she called once more.
kkkkkAs Negroplant went downstairs, she said, "Wow, you're so mature for a eight-year old!"
kkkkkNegroplant quickly scarfed down his breakfast and went onto the schoolbus. All the kids laughed at him. He was a loser, he knew. All day, all night, all the time, they laughed at him.
kkkkkHe welled up with anger. "Shut the fuck up!" he said, as the bus became silent.
kkkkkAt school, he had to see the Principle, and was beat half to death with an ruler. Finally he got so fed up that he took out a knife and murdered everyone at his school. The police came over and shot him and that was the last ever heard of Negroplant.

/A terrible story for a terrible person

a ruler*

Also, I lol'd. The beginning was good, but the end got kind of confusing. Negroplant was a girl at the beginning but turned into a "he" at the end?? Shouldve stayed a girl

[Necroplant]

He's like 8 years old. Confirmed pedophile erotica.

More like cripple erotica. Notice I didn't bring Hodor into the mix?

[Chane]

More like cripple erotica. Notice I didn't bring Hodor into the mix?

were you high while writing OP?

[Necroplant]

were you high while writing OP?

No, I ran out

[Pdimi]

kkkkk"Negroplant, wake up honey!" went soaring around in a sing-song voice in his dream.
kkkkkNegroplant woke up with a start, his face sweaty and his heart racing rapidly. He had had it again: another sexual fantasy where he was the girl. He wished it would have continued, it was the most pleasurable experience that he had ever had.
kkkkk"Honey, it's breakfast time!" his mother called.
kkkkk"Coming," Negroplant replied. He quickly got dressed in a pink tutu, and started twirling around. He had been taking those pills--the ones that his mom said would turn him into a girl.
kkkkk"You're growing hon, eat some breakfast," she called once more.
kkkkkAs Negroplant went downstairs, she said, "Wow, you're so mature for a eight-year old!"
kkkkkNegroplant quickly scarfed down his breakfast and went onto the schoolbus. All the kids laughed at him. He was a loser, he knew. All day, all night, all the time, they laughed at him.
kkkkkHe welled up with anger. "Shut the fuck up!" he said, as the bus became silent.
kkkkkAt school, he had to see the Principle, and was beat half to death with an ruler. Finally he got so fed up that he took out a knife and murdered everyone at his school. The police came over and shot him and that was the last ever heard of Negroplant.

/A terrible story for a terrible person

Best story EVER!

[Necroplant]

MoDTassadar was a 56-year old man who had a job as a crossing guard at the local elementary school. He couldn't help but notice that the little grade 8 girls were wearing yoga pants, and their tiny bottoms started to make him hard. As he was escorting a group of children across the street, he reached down with his left hand and gave a brunette-haired girl a squeeze between her cheeks. The girl screamed and yelled "PERVERT!!!!!!!"

This being a police-patrolled community zone, it was barely 20 seconds before he saw nearby adults on their phones, dialling the local police. He knew then he was royally screwed.

He was also unlucky that parents decided to buy some of their kids iPhones, because a lot of them were filming the altercation. Police came around the corner, and he knew he was screwed for life.

"Put your hands behind your back, please", the officer said.

He got his pedophile mugshot taken, and the court proceedings did not take very long. He was sent to a state maximum security facility, and because they didn't have enough room in the other cells, he got put with a 7-foot black guy named Marcus.

It is believed that his prison time was meant to be a death sentence, as the black man made him suck his dick, and shoved it in so hard he impaled the back of Tassadar's head.

Marcus then took advantage of his saliva-lubricated dick to rape the dead man before his body became stiff.

Once he came, then he screamed "GUARDS, HE KILLED HIMSELF!!!"

[EagleMan]

Shae, the prostitute who's with Tyrion, the actress actually used to be in porn and there's several videos online of her.

[Archangel]

MoDTassadar was a 56-year old man who had a job as a crossing guard at the local elementary school. He couldn't help but notice that the little grade 8 girls were wearing yoga pants, and their tiny bottoms started to make him hard. As he was escorting a group of children across the street, he reached down with his left hand and gave a brunette-haired girl a squeeze between her cheeks. The girl screamed and yelled "PERVERT!!!!!!!"

This being a police-patrolled community zone, it was barely 20 seconds before he saw nearby adults on their phones, dialling the local police. He knew then he was royally screwed.

He was also unlucky that parents decided to buy some of their kids iPhones, because a lot of them were filming the altercation. Police came around the corner, and he knew he was screwed for life.

"Put your hands behind your back, please", the officer said.

He got his pedophile mugshot taken, and the court proceedings did not take very long. He was sent to a state maximum security facility, and because they didn't have enough room in the other cells, he got put with a 7-foot black guy named Marcus.

It is believed that his prison time was meant to be a death sentence, as the black man made him suck his dick, and shoved it in so hard he impaled the back of Tassadar's head.

Marcus then took advantage of his saliva-lubricated dick to rape the dead man before his body became stiff.

Once he came, then he screamed "GUARDS, HE KILLED HIMSELF!!!"

LOL TASSADAR GOT GG'ED

[Necroplant]

Tassadar now cannot reply this thread, as he has a gaping cock hole in the back of his neck.