Survival Quest #1

[Roflcopter]

I believe that I am supposed to hammer boards into a door and we follow the map to the evacuation tunnel with Rofl using the gun to only shoot the "zombies" coming after us

With 3 bullets you better hope i'm a good shot.

[Roflcopter]

But what doe sthe H in H-analyzer stand for?

[creedkingsx]

Not sure. Waiting to see what happens with me having used the batteries.

[Glip]

Inb4 glip goes off running with the safe and gets shot by roflcopter.

Nah jk. Glip 4 new leader

I am prepared for a purely cooperative attempt at survival. I am not a leader, we do not need a leader. We just need to trust each other and all do our best to help assure the group's survival.

You realize the tyrannical leader thing was for shits and giggles right?

I have three bullets in my gun.

Oh really? Let's see you put them to good use, and I may have a gift for you in the end.

[creedkingsx]

Just so it is on the new page of posts:
Inventory:
Hammer
Safe that Glip is using the Key he found on.
Dialogue with Auckmid (RP auckmid) 3 questions remaining.
H-analyzer that I am using Batteries on.
Gun
Note containing the following:

Spoiler : Note :

My God...
This all was the greatest mistake of my life. I told thep not to doo this, but they just did not listin to me. Here is what happened. All wents out of control, Richard died first... and came bock...
I don't even know if someone would ever read this, but since I an alone... I have nothing else to do. I and George were locked here, ahter that I found oyt that he was bitten too. God, I had no choice! God, forgive me. Oh, Godd... I just... threw him in the coridor and blocked that damn door... right to those things... He wars screaming. Screaming...
Oh, God, forgive me for that. I used last useful boards to block that door... but then he started scratching... and bellowing... I just can't ctay here for any longer. I will find another way out here. What happened here, this cannot reach an outer world... Otherwise we ara doomed...

Map out

Spoiler : : :

SQ#1. Desk
Desk wich belonged to someone. And a computer. You probably found the most valuable spot of information, as you thought. But there wasn't much useful things in the desk, so you started working with a computer that was on it. On first, it looked like an ordinary office computer and was off. There was no power to switch it on, so you almost gave up when you saw some strange and huge device under the desk. It looked like the power generator, used to provide elecrticity for almost 5 hours. You thought that it could be still working and turned it on. It started buzzing and the computer was switched on! You were so happy that you made something useful, but then you suddently became pissed up... The computer system required a Password, which you, of course, didn't know.

Find the password.
You need to reveal this to the players:
Any player can guess the password by typing "-pass <password>" in red IN THREAD.
Every 3 wrong guesses result in 1 live loss for player who made these guesses, so be wise and don't go for it too fast. Examine other players' clues first.
Location Desk has been investigated. You have 0 inspections left.

[creedkingsx]

Where are we on that map?

[Roflcopter]

I am prepared for a purely cooperative attempt at survival. I am not a leader, we do not need a leader. We just need to trust each other and all do our best to help assure the group's survival.



Oh really? Let's see you put them to good use, and I may have a gift for you in the end.

A gift? Are you hiding something?

[creedkingsx]

I think we will need Damus' Hammer to take the boards off the door to the corridor when we decide to move out.

[creedkingsx]

The Hammer is also a recyclable weapon against the zombies.

[Ash]

Auckmid should being a nigger and tell us the password.

[creedkingsx]

I agree with asking auckmid for the password.

[Glip]

A gift? Are you hiding something?

Amongst the refuse and old blood stains on the floor, before I found the key, I also found an unused bullet, that I was told I could do nothing with at the moment.

I'm hoping at some point I can give it to you to use to help the group's survival.

[Roflcopter]

You could give it to me at this point?

[Glip]

I agree with asking auckmid for the password.

I doubt Auckmid actually knows the password. Judging by the answer to our first question, it doesn't seem like he's an omniscient source of the answer to any 4 questions we have.

We may want to ask Auckmid something that he could plausibly know, given the RP of the situation.

[creedkingsx]

You could give it to me at this point?

You threatened to kill everyone.

[Mugy]

Amongst the refuse and old blood stains on the floor, before I found the key, I also found an unused bullet, that I was told I could do nothing with at the moment.

I'm hoping at some point I can give it to you to use to help the group's survival.

Can you try that key with the safe please?

[Glip]

You could give it to me at this point?

I was not told that I could give it to you. I was told I could do nothing with it.

And after your recent outbursts, I'd like to see if we can really trust you with that gun before we start handing you more ammo.

[creedkingsx]

At the very least we need to find out information about the eprson who owned the computer.

[Roflcopter]

Oh for crying out loud, I was passing the time with some dark humor.

I wonder why you aren't allowed to give me the bullet...

[Glip]

Can you try that key with the safe please?

I already did. I am awaiting the host's confirmation if it worked or not.

[Roflcopter]

Btw glip, you sound almost like you prepared for this kind of situation before...

[creedkingsx]

Btw glip, you sound almost like you prepared for this kind of situation before...

This is a made up situation..

[Roflcopter]

This is a made up situation..

My point exactly.

[Glip]

Are we allowed to trade items?

What happens if we die with items in our possession?

[Glip]

Btw glip, you sound almost like you prepared for this kind of situation before...

One must always be ready for a zombie apocalypse :P

[Ash]

ok finally im on a mothafucking computer where my WPM is like 293049102301

[Roflcopter]

ok finally im on a mothafucking computer where my WPM is like 29.3049102301

Corrected

[Glip]

ok finally im on a mothafucking computer where my WPM is like 293049102301

Words per millenium maybe?

Wait, nope.

Fun fact: If you typed that many words in 1000 years, your average words per minute would still be over 500.

[Ash]

I doubt Auckmid actually knows the password. Judging by the answer to our first question, it doesn't seem like he's an omniscient source of the answer to any 4 questions we have.

We may want to ask Auckmid something that he could plausibly know, given the RP of the situation.

Most likely so. If anything, Auckmid would probably just give us a hint.

If we ask Auckmid for answers will he solve our problems accurately?

If host doesn't say specifically yes, then I wouldn't risk it.

[Glip]

But what doe sthe H in H-analyzer stand for?

This is something we could ask Auckmid about.

If he's supposed to be a scientist that was in this facility when the incident all went down, we should ask him all about wtf happened here, the layout of the place, where any useful equipment may be, etc. etc.

[Roflcopter]

Inb4 it's a humidity analyzer

[Glip]

Inb4 it's a humidity analyzer

Or maybe it detects the presence of the H-virus that caused the zombie outbreak o.O

[Roflcopter]

Maybe some of us are infected already and secretely have conditions to cause the group to lose :o

[Glip]

Maybe some of us are infected already and secretely have conditions to cause the group to lose :o

Maybe that green chicken that somebody supposedly found that takes 2 lives from someone is actually a zombie chicken, and in addition to taking 2 lives from them, it also infects them with the zombie virus that eventually turns them into a zombie and modifies their goal to killing everyone else instead of surviving.

God I hope that doesn't end up being you with the gun.

[Roflcopter]

I already have a gun, how can I have found the green chicken too?

[Fatalis]

Fuck, ever single lab have something to do with infected zombies *LOOKS AT BLAZER'S GAME*
I'll ask for a hint

[Glip]

I already have a gun, how can I have found the green chicken too?

I meant you being the person that gets infected by the chicken.

Aka whoever has the chicken chooses to take 2 lives from you.

Also, it's perfectly plausible that you could have the chicken in addition to the gun.

I found both a bullet and a key, after all.

[Roflcopter]

We picked the laboratory, we could have picked like the alien spaceship and fought headhumpers or facecrabs.

Or the forest and fought slenderman.

Or mummies in the pyramid.

[Roflcopter]

This puzzle has more WIFOM than a standard SFM.

[Fatalis]

We picked the laboratory, we could have picked like the alien spaceship and fought headhumpers or facecrabs.

Or the forest and fought slenderman.

Or mummies in the pyramid.

I would prefer that

[Fatalis]

This puzzle has more WIFOM than a standard SFM.

Lol

[Damus_Graves]

Zombies are cool. Do not diss Zombies.

[Glip]

This puzzle has more WIFOM than a standard SFM.

And more post count o.O

Someone needs to go find Espozito wherever in Russia he is and get him on here to run this game.

I wanna know if my key worked on the safe.

I wanna know if creed's batteries worked on the H-analyzer.

I wanna know what the H-analyzer does.

[Damus_Graves]

Rofl. Go find him

[Fatalis]

And more post count o.O

Someone needs to go find Espozito wherever in Russia he is and get him on here to run this game.

I wanna know if my key worked on the safe.

I wanna know if creed's batteries worked on the H-analyzer.

I wanna know what the H-analyzer does.

I'll ask for the H-analyzer

[Ash]

guys i think i know what we should ask auckmid

ask auckmid Y HE KEEL CMG?

[Fatalis]

guys i think i know what we should ask auckmid

ask auckmid Y HE KEEL CMG?

Wat?

[Fatalis]

K I got 1 more question so don't waste it

[Fatalis]

>.> The H-Analyzer is an analyzer designed to analyze the presence of human cells

[Ash]

K I got 1 more question so don't waste it

I was jk

wat were ur first 2 questions?