What would you do on your last day?

[Necroplant]

There's this stupid song on the radio of Nickelback's "If Today Was Your Last Day", and I tried to picture today as being my last day. Hence, here are the things I cannot do today:

-practice stabbing skills
-give a girl anal
-grab a tush
-smash some BMW cars
-dig a hole in a public park, and take a shit in it
-tell every cute girl that I pass how beautiful she is, and if she'd like to get a coffee sometime
-playing my video games with my Logitech Z-5500 subwoofer level cranked to max for once, and not considering my mom or the neighbours, but only considering the earthquake my subwoofer is capable of producing
-start a firepit in the yard and roast some meat on a spit


These are all things that can get the police called on you. I didn't include smoking weed because I might not have any on my last day, I won't be able to contact my guy because all communications would be down, and I smoke weed every normal day too.

What about you guys?

This post is to show that Nickelback's message is wrong. The things they sing about in the song are: calling your friends, and donating all your money. It'd probably be more fun to donate money in the form of penny roll projectiles.

[tiloup1441]

lolwat telling cute girls they are beautiful wont call the police on you unless you look like a pedo

[Necroplant]

lolwat telling cute girls they are beautiful wont call the police on you unless you look like a pedo

Nothing I've ever thought of saying to a girl I see would make her creeped out. I'm in the "inbetween" area. You know, between creeper and stud? That's called average. No matter how attractive you are, your speech will be wrong.

Sexual Harassment education and awareness in school and at work are important in communicating the legal consequences to actual perverts. But for the guys who are trying to work up the courage to approach a girl, being taught about sexual harassment makes you start to believe that even approaching them is creepy.

There's an article on CNN about street sexual harassment of women, and from what I've read, cute girls go through a lot of harassment I don't see daily. This puts them more on-guard in public and probably hinders the chances of actual decent guys.

[Admiral]

Wouldn't you rather not be a smelly hobo for a day?

[Brendan]

Lol wat a loser.

[Ash]

get a gun
kill team rocket

play mafia irl with real mafia and detectives. i'll be a vigilante

[Dust]

I'd try to get some witch to curse me to get some sort of Groundhog Day type day.

[Necroplant]

This is something fun to do as well: I LOLed IRL when a guy at one of my last jobs told me "A guy was calling about a product, so I asked the item #. He started going 'N, as in Nigger, 200-4298"

LOLOLOL, well people do this all the time over the phone, if I have to spell a name or street for a phone clerk, I'm going to find a bad word for each letter.

[Brendan]

This is something fun to do as well: I LOLed IRL when a guy at one of my last jobs told me "A guy was calling about a product, so I asked the item #. He started going 'N, as in Nigger, 200-4298"

LOLOLOL, well people do this all the time over the phone, if I have to spell a name or street for a phone clerk, I'm going to find a bad word for each letter.

Damn, you are such a bad ass.

[Lazers]

rape

[Necroplant]

rape

Well Lazers was pretty vague when he just said one word, but knowing him personally, he wants his daddy to rape him.

[Ash]

u shouldnt do bad things dood u'll disappoint the buddha