Petition to make a christian sub-forum

[Archangel]

We need to have some sort of sub-forum for believers like me. Replace CJ with a christian sub-forum! Where christians can gather and have fun!
I think this would be good because some people say god doesn't exist and it kind of offends me! So can we get like a sub-forum where just us christians can talk?
Please vote on this matter! I will make a poll!

[Damus_Graves]

inb4 No.

[Roflcopter]

Only if you add one for atheists too, otherwise it offends us.

[Archangel]

Only if you add one for atheists too, otherwise it offends us.

dont say that word inhere please.may god have mercy on your soul though

[Roflcopter]

dont say that word inhere please.may god have mercy on your soul though

May science have mercy on your corpse.

[Chane]

May science have mercy on your corpse.

I double my previous statement

[Archangel]

May science have mercy on your corpse.

plz stop with the bad manners. its simple petition ok?? no bad manners pls or i will contact a mod

[Chane]

plz stop with the bad manners. its simple petition ok?? no bad manners pls or i will contact a mod

I see no bad manners? telling somebody to go to hell is bad manner to say the least.

I would contact a mod if this wasn't the saddest troll attempt I have seen in a long time, but its in CJ so its fi- wait a minute...

honestly I am amused myself by this

[Damus_Graves]

Only if you add one for atheists too, otherwise it offends us.

LOL!

[Chane]

Only if you add one for atheists too, otherwise it offends us.

why do I have a cool down on my rep meter...

[Dmpk]

dont say that word inhere please.may god have mercy on your soul though

First time I've seen a good troll from arch in months. grats bro, you might still have it.

On a side note, no I disagree. Religion and mafia do not mix.

[FYRE]

im in fucking tears
took this so far that it was gold

[Damus_Graves]

inb4 you all realize archangel is trolling you.

[Chane]

inb4 you all realize archangel is trolling you.

inafter, look at the post above you.

I am very well aware he is trolling but its to fun not to reply, which in on itself means its a failure.

[FYRE]

God is not mocked. Unbelievers get out.

[Damus_Graves]

how dare they go against the almighty glory of God?! Non-believers! you must convert for the sake of your poor lost souls!

[FYRE]

'orthodox of Christianity' makes no sense. speak sense or burn in hellfire for eternity plex

[Roflcopter]

Ill assume you all are part of the Westboro Baptist Church then, only they would act like this.

[Damus_Graves]

Ill assume you all are part of the Westboro Baptist Church then, only they would act like this.

then thou shallst burn eternally in the damnation that is the fiery pit of Hell!

[Archangel]

Ill assume you all are part of the Westboro Baptist Church then, only they would act like this.

dont you dare insult my religion. you're going to hell for being an athiest as well.

[Roflcopter]

dont you dare insult my religion. you're going to hell for being an athiest as well.

So that's a yes then? And I can't go to something that doesn't exist, unless i'm using apple's navigation system.

[FYRE]

Ill assume you all are part of the Westboro Baptist Church then, only they would act like this.

You automatically assume we're all Amerifats?
nice fail kid

[Damus_Graves]

You automatically assume we're all Amerifats?
nice fail kid

you make me laugh so much more than archangel does

[Roflcopter]

You automatically assume we're all Amerifats?
nice fail kid

I assume you are what you act as.

[FYRE]

I assume you are what you act as.

this is possibly the funniest quote ive ever heard.
am i to assume that brad pitt is a millionaire, a drug smuggler, an assasin, a poker player, and a figment or Tyler Dourdan's imagination?

[Damus_Graves]

Rofl can you really not tell what this is?

[Roflcopter]

Rofl can you really not tell what this is?

What, I figured this out the moment it was posted, it's just fun.

[Damus_Graves]

What, I figured this out the moment it was posted, it's just fun.

I guess your not trollbait like Chane is
jk

[Roflcopter]

I guess your not trollbait like Chane is
jk

I need a good timekiller for the next 18 minutes.

[Raptorblaze]

This is the kind of trolling I miss.

[FYRE]

This is the kind of trolling I miss.

no one is trolling, i thought you were a christian?
we're going to have to excorsize you

[Raptorblaze]

There should be an infraction for saying "MY THREAD" you don't own a thread silly Archangel :P

[Roflcopter]

There should be an infraction for saying "MY THREAD" you don't own a thread silly Archangel :P

Darn you beat me to it, I was just about to comment on that.

[Archangel]

There should be an infraction for saying "MY THREAD" you don't own a thread silly Archangel :P

well i dont like athiests going oh there is no god it really fofends me pls do something about him!!

[Raptorblaze]

well i dont like athiests going oh there is no god it really fofends me pls do something about him!!

You can't get offended because someone has an opposing viewpoint, you're free to discuss you reasons for disagreeing though.

[Damus_Graves]

You can't get offended because someone has an opposing viewpoint, you're free to discuss you reasons for disagreeing though.

*eyes Raptorblaze*

I see you, you heathen.

[FYRE]

You can't get offended because someone has an opposing viewpoint, you're free to discuss you reasons for disagreeing though.

Don't tell me what I can or can't get offended at, that's offensive.

[Archangel]

You can't get offended because someone has an opposing viewpoint, you're free to discuss you reasons for disagreeing though.

well are u christian? what is ur faith?

if u were christian you would know how hurtful those words are

[Roflcopter]

well are u christian? what is ur faith?

if u were christian you would know how hurtful those words are

You seem more muslim than christian, going brutally offensive against anyone with an opposing viewpoint.

[Ubernox]

excellent troll 10/10 archy

[Damus_Graves]

ARCHANGEL! WE MUST CONVERT THIS HEATHEN! HE WILL CRIPPLE OUR RESOLVE UNLESS WE STRIKE HIM DOWN WITH THE MORAL VIGILANCE OF OUR FAITH!

[FYRE]

can anyone reccomend any good prayerbooks?

[Damus_Graves]

I'll be brutally honest. I am disappointed raptorblaze. Disappointed. How dare you try and censor our protest against these blasphemous cretins.

[Raptorblaze]

I was raised catholic and am now atheist. I was also an altar server (the kids that help out with catholic mass) for 8 years, and yes the priest having sex with boys jokes count as inappropriate language so save yourselves the infractions.

Take it from someone who came very close to death this summer, there is no god.

Edit: Damus if I wanted to censor you this thread would've been deleted <3

[Damus_Graves]

I was raised catholic and am now atheist. I was also an altar server (the kids that help out with catholic mass) for 8 years, and yes the priest having sex with boys jokes count as inappropriate language so save yourselves the infractions.

Take it from someone who came very close to death this summer, there is no god.

Edit: Damus if I wanted to censor you this thread would've been deleted <3

blasphemy. I am offence.

[Archangel]

I was raised catholic and am now atheist. I was also an altar server (the kids that help out with catholic mass) for 8 years, and yes the priest having sex with boys jokes count as inappropriate language so save yourselves the infractions.

Take it from someone who came very close to death this summer, there is no god.

Edit: Damus if I wanted to censor you this thread would've been deleted <3

Get out of my thread. You athiest non believer. You're going to go hell.. there is no saving you. I am sorry.

[Damus_Graves]

Get out of my thread. You athiest non believer. You're going to go hell.. there is no saving you. I am sorry.

We shall pray for you Raptorblaze.

[FYRE]

I never made such jokes. Also please don't say the S word, its offensive.

[Roflcopter]

I never made such jokes. Also please don't say the S word, its offensive.

Would you prefer it if we called it intercourse, or baby making, or boinking?

[Damus_Graves]

Would you prefer it if we called it intercourse, or baby making, or boinking?

You do that, I'll be over here sexing men.

You dare sin in the thread of our Lord?
blasphemy! You must be purged!
that sounds like fun <3