If you like a girl

**creedkingsx** · September 19th, 2012, 11:07 PM

send this picture to her.

She will like you too.

**Deathfire123** · September 20th, 2012, 12:22 AM

it dont work brah

**Voss** · September 20th, 2012, 01:04 AM

i sent it to my mom. i got bitch-slapped.

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Boss

i sent it to my mom. i got bitch-slapped.

That means it's working.

On a side note, I plan to try this with a girl tomorrow. Will leave my results of the experiment afterwards.

**Chane** · September 20th, 2012, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

That means it's working.

On a side note, I plan to try this with a girl tomorrow. Will leave my results of the experiment afterwards.

my brain converted it into I really like fucking you...

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 03:30 AM

Originally Posted by Chane

my brain converted it into I really like fucking you...

lolol
not quite.

**Chane** · September 20th, 2012, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

lolol
not quite.

MVP now, "you must spread some reputation around before giving it to creedkingx again"

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 08:19 AM

I just tell them if they want some dick come to my room =/ if it fails I go for the next one. By the end of the party I'm usually so drunk that I am walking around completely naked, and have taken 3-7 girls depending on the size of the party upstairs o_O.

On a side note, if you like a girl, you need to see what kind of girl she is to determine your next course of action

. Classy bitches don't want your printed piece of paper!

**Chane** · September 20th, 2012, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

I just tell them if they want some dick come to my room =/ if it fails I go for the next one. By the end of the party I'm usually so drunk that I am walking around completely naked, and have taken 3-7 girls depending on the size of the party upstairs o_O.

On a side note, if you like a girl, you need to see what kind of girl she is to determine your next course of action

. Classy bitches don't want your printed piece of paper!

you have some wicked dreams bro, what I wouldn't do to sleep like that... ohh wait... I don't need that kind of stuff anymore.

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 08:24 AM

It's all about the confidence you hold in yourself when you talk to a girl.

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

It's all about the confidence you hold in yourself when you talk to a girl.

Or how big your dick is.

Or the car you drive.

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Or how big your dick is.

Or the car you drive.

India has the smallest, world wide, average dick size.
They are known for how often the get down and dirty.
Your argument=invalid

As for car you drive, don't 'proach bitches. lol

**Chane** · September 20th, 2012, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

It's all about the confidence you hold in yourself when you talk to a girl.

actually I find this more then extremely easy. I don't get nervous or anything, my heartrate doesn't raise a beat, my pickupline = poking them in the side (not on the t*ts)

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by Chane

actually I find this more then extremely easy. I don't get nervous or anything, my heartrate doesn't raise a beat, my pickupline = poking them in the side (not on the t*ts)

Don't do that.
It hurts them. Ribs are sensitive areas on people, they protect a lot of vital organs, so it makes sense they would be sensitive.
So don't do that.

**Chane** · September 20th, 2012, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

Don't do that.
It hurts them. Ribs are sensitive areas on people, they protect a lot of vital organs, so it makes sense they would be sensitive.
So don't do that.

no lower, and on the side. it doesn't hurt, it feels much like a static electricity shock. they started doing it to me first lol :P

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Chane

no lower, and on the side. it doesn't hurt, it feels much like a static electricity shock. they started doing it to me first lol :P

Those are the floating ribs.

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 08:35 AM

When your entire country (china) has small dicks, it makes sense that your going to get used to small ones brah. Those bitches are still horny! Argument re-validated.

In America (where it matters o_O) The size of your dick and the type of car you drive do matter in almost any approach situation, especially and specifically where I live, Los angeles CA.

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 08:36 AM

If you go into a relationship saying you got the dick size for a girl, you are gonna live a life of bad relationships lol

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 08:37 AM

Example on why I drive an Audi A6 supercharged. Women are naturally attracted to success. Women associate money with success. Money buys you expensive cars. Therefore mathematically :

More expensive car = more wealth = sexier women. This I decree as big city law... and therefore it is so.

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

If you go into a relationship saying you got the dick size for a girl, you are gonna live a life of bad relationships lol

Whos talking relationship? I just wanna fuck as many beautiful woman as possible in as little time as possible. Life is to short to dedicate myself to 1 person. I learned that after the first marriage.

**Bunny** · September 20th, 2012, 09:25 AM

are you going to say it to her face? or send her the picture..

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 09:28 AM

Lol my assumption based on his first post, was that he'd be giving them a printed version of the picture.

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Lol my assumption based on his first post, was that he'd be giving them a printed version of the picture.

No. lol
just text the picture

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 09:29 AM

For clarification, it isn't like a random girl, it's someone I have been talking to for awhile now.

**Bunny** · September 20th, 2012, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

For clarification, it isn't like a random girl, it's someone I have been talking to for awhile now.

Noooo, tell her face. I am a master of charm, you must do it very casually in person!

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 09:32 AM

Ah. Is she black?

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Bunny

Noooo, tell her face. I am a master of charm, you must do it very casually in person!

What you mean master of charm haha. I'm confused why this is so hard for people.

.

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Bunny

Noooo, tell her face. I am a master of charm, you must do it very casually in person!

It's a girl from my hometown.

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Ah. Is she black?

I'm not actually black.

**Bunny** · September 20th, 2012, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

It's a girl from my hometown.

I'm not actually black.

and you no live there no more?

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Bunny

and you no live there no more?

I moved recently, yes.

**Bunny** · September 20th, 2012, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

I moved recently, yes.

lamesauce! well phone her and tell her then! lots of guys could say the same thing in a text, but it only takes one guy who tells her in person too woo her more!

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by creedkingsx

It's a girl from my hometown.

I'm not actually black.

Not are YOU black! Is she. lol.

**Bunny** · September 20th, 2012, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Not are YOU black! Is she. lol.

she is, her name is Cornbreasha

**Cryptonic** · September 20th, 2012, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Bunny

she is, her name is Cornbreasha

amazing

**Bunny** · September 20th, 2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Cryptonic

amazing

yooou're amazing

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 10:58 AM

Spoiler : Theres 600 other possible black baby names! :) :

**Chane** · September 20th, 2012, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Spoiler : Theres 600 other possible black baby names! :) :

should have gone with 666.

next time use spoilers please

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 11:15 AM

Lol don't know how / nor do I want to learn. Is it really that required in a circle jerk post =P?

**Chane** · September 20th, 2012, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Lol don't know how / nor do I want to learn. Is it really that required in a circle jerk post =P?

my finger gets tired from scrolling. I have better things to do with it...

**Ash** · September 20th, 2012, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Whos talking relationship? I just wanna fuck as many beautiful woman as possible in as little time as possible. Life is to short to dedicate myself to 1 person. I learned that after the first marriage.

Life is going to be shorter when you have AIDs. Or you simply wont get laid once your penis has a shitload of visible STDs

**creedkingsx** · September 20th, 2012, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Ash

Life is going to be shorter when you have AIDs. Or you simply wont get laid once your penis has a shitload of visible STDs

Blue Burrito.

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by Ash

Life is going to be shorter when you have AIDs. Or you simply wont get laid once your penis has a shitload of visible STDs

Lol where the fuck do you live.

Im in Los angeles. Bitches round here get tested constantly, and trust me I am not fucking with low class tramps. I spend money for quality. Been doing it for a long time =/ no problems yet.

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 12:31 PM

aids is primarily in the south east, as far as a high number of these individuals have at least one contracted std.

**Ash** · September 20th, 2012, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Lol where the fuck do you live.

Im in Los angeles. Bitches round here get tested constantly, and trust me I am not fucking with low class tramps. I spend money for quality. Been doing it for a long time =/ no problems yet.

japan. so you tell them "if u want cock come 2 my room" in a party but then u tell them "i pay u after ok?"

?????

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Ash

japan. so you tell them "if u want cock come 2 my room" in a party but then u tell them "i pay u after ok?"

?????

No sir. There is a distinct difference between spoiling a girl and prostitution. I am sure you often times find yourself conflicted with the 2, but I can assure you they are 2 completely separate scenario's.

Japan... at least not Thai land or some back water area with disease. Japan isn't great though. What part? Main city like Tokyo? The major cities would be my destination point if I was there.

Also, you don't just approach women and say if you want cock.. lol. It's a confidence situation, just like anyone else. If you can smooth talk, and she finds you attractive, at the ages between 18-40... then chances are 9 times out of 10 they are down to fuck. If you use that probability and have the balls to talk about it... you'll get what you want faster. If they say no they probably weren't going to put out anyways. Gold diggers are a-plenty. Plenty of women use rich men for outfits, free 200$ dinners, etc. It's not uncommon, so I just like to get to the good parts faster.

**Bunny** · September 20th, 2012, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

No sir. There is a distinct difference between spoiling a girl and prostitution. I am sure you often times find yourself conflicted with the 2, but I can assure you they are 2 completely separate scenario's.

Japan... at least not Thai land or some back water area with disease. Japan isn't great though. What part? Main city like Tokyo? The major cities would be my destination point if I was there.

Also, you don't just approach women and say if you want cock.. lol. It's a confidence situation, just like anyone else. If you can smooth talk, and she finds you attractive, at the ages between 18-40... then chances are 9 times out of 10 they are down to fuck. If you use that probability and have the balls to talk about it... you'll get what you want faster. If they say no they probably weren't going to put out anyways. Gold diggers are a-plenty. Plenty of women use rich men for outfits, free 200$ dinners, etc. It's not uncommon, so I just like to get to the good parts faster.

did you cheat on your ex-wife with a prostitute? is that why you got divorced?

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Bunny

did you cheat on your ex-wife with a prostitute? is that why you got divorced?

Lol no. I've never had a prostitute. I broke up with my ex-wife because she came home wanting to argue every day. I don't argue.. I win. So when she started something, I finished it. Women tend not to like when you don't give in, so she asked for a separation and I agreed. Since then I have been unwilling to change, for good reason... and thus have not had another very long term relationship.

It works for me.

.

**Ash** · September 20th, 2012, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Lol no. I've never had a prostitute. I broke up with my ex-wife because she came home wanting to argue every day. I don't argue.. I win. So when she started something, I finished it. Women tend not to like when you don't give in, so she asked for a separation and I agreed. Since then I have been unwilling to change, for good reason... and thus have not had another very long term relationship.

It works for me.

.

you just said u pay women.

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Ash

you just said u pay women.

No I said I SPOIL women. Again, if you'd bother to read (if you understand those big big words I am using there lil buddy!) then maybe you'd comprehend the difference between spoiling women and giving them cash in hand for services... lol. You need some teaching sir.

**Bunny** · September 20th, 2012, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Dmpk

Lol no. I've never had a prostitute. I broke up with my ex-wife because she came home wanting to argue every day. I don't argue.. I win. So when she started something, I finished it. Women tend not to like when you don't give in, so she asked for a separation and I agreed. Since then I have been unwilling to change, for good reason... and thus have not had another very long term relationship.

It works for me.

.

Maybe she was bored abd wanted angry sex, or you were a lazy!

**Dmpk** · September 20th, 2012, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Bunny

Maybe she was bored abd wanted angry sex, or you were a lazy!

I bring home 140k a year... why would you consider me lazy

.

Also, I am down for angry sex but I don't argue. If you want a relationship to work I firmly believe you have to agree on 95% of everything. I don't like to butt heads, it naturally turns me off and steers me away from that person / people.

Edit:

To add to this, I am sure you can tell I am absolutely 100% full of myself. It isn't because I am an asshole though, although that comes with the territory... it's because of my early aged success, at least in my head. If I were to be fired today I'd lose some of my umph

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