Hello!

[CaressMeTenderly]

Good day. Take a moment. Breathe in deeply. Yes. It's me. Control your raging boner. I know. It's hard. Heh. Get it. Hard.
You are probably wondering, just who is this amazingly talented, smart, and handsome individual?
Good question.
I therefore impose a riddle upon thee to discern my identity!
Yeah, that fucking rhymed.

I am new to these forums, but I am not new to these forums.
I am new to this clan, but I am not new to this clan.
I am new to this game, but I am not new to this game.



Who am I?

[Ozymandias]

Banned?

[CaressMeTenderly]

No, but close!


Here, have a consolation prize. It's a quote from a book I wrote myself. Just imagine all those ten years old attending mass reading from it!

Ezekeil 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

[Ozymandias]

Have you seen The Terminal?

[CaressMeTenderly]

No, but I have seen Bible Black.

[Spy]

Fuck me.

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

I think a beret would look nice on me.

[CaressMeTenderly]

Fuck me.

In time, my good friend.
In due time.

[oops_ur_dead]

Get the fuck out, ccog.