Welcome two new Brigadier Generals to the Army Guild, maggots!

[Damus_Graves]

You avoided the question.

How old are you?

18

[Bruno]

18

You make grammatical mistakes which are very common for younger people.

You're 18, but you claim to be engaged.

None of that adds up, Damus.

[Cryptonic]

Post a picture of you and your girlfriend holding a sign saying "damus is teh best"

[Damus_Graves]

You make grammatical mistakes which are very common for younger people.

You're 18, but you claim to be engaged.

None of that adds up, Damus.

I've been dating the same girl for 5 years. We met when she was a freshman and i, a sophomore, in high school.
A year after that she moved to Comanche Texas. We didn't break up and every chance i got, i went there to see her and spend time with her.
She graduated high school, moved onto the National Guard Basic Training and I told her i would be here when she got back and i wasn't going to give up on her just because we weren't together 24/7.
Currently we're both waiting to graduate College before marriage. of course this is assuming she won't change her mind...

[Damus_Graves]

Post a picture of you and your girlfriend holding a sign saying "damus is teh best"

See above post.

wait. i think i have a picture of us.

[Bruno]

I've been dating the same girl for 5 years. We met when she was a freshman and i, a sophomore, in high school.
A year after that she moved to Comanche Texas. We didn't break up and every chance i got, i went there to see her and spend time with her.
She graduated high school, moved onto the National Guard Basic Training and I told her i would be here when she got back and i wasn't going to give up on her just because we weren't together 24/7.
Currently we're both waiting to graduate College before marriage. of course this is assuming she won't change her mind...

So you're claiming to have been a sophomore at the age of 13?

[Damus_Graves]

So you're claiming to have been a sophomore at the age of 13?

I graduated at 17.

Spoiler : Her (link Address) :

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=475158382500884&set=a.475158365834219.127616.100000201785891&type=3&theater

Spoiler : Myself (um...three years ago?? i hate pictures) :

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=243655768994908&set=t.1775322988&type=1&theater

[Bruno]

What does that have to do with claiming to be in 10th grade at 13 years old?

School years aren't full years.

None of that adds up.

[Bunny]

What does that have to do with claiming to be in 10th grade at 13 years old?

School years aren't full years.

None of that adds up.

this is true though, i was like the youngest person in my class and graduated when i was 17 but I definitely wasn't 13 ...

[Damus_Graves]

i was 14 as a sophomore i think. 13 as a freshman.

[Damus_Graves]

What does that have to do with claiming to be in 10th grade at 13 years old?

School years aren't full years.

None of that adds up.

and also i never claimed anything.
you assumed.

im looking for a good picture of us together.
like i said i hates pictures.

[Bunny]

i was 14 as a sophomore i think. 13 as a freshman.

I turned 13 in grade 8, after the new year had happened. what exactly is a freshman, we don't have that in where i live!? grade 9? grade 10?

[Damus_Graves]

I turned 13 in grade 8, after the new year had happened. what exactly is a freshman, we don't have that in where i live!? grade 9? grade 10?

grade nine is freshman. 10th is sophomore.

[Bunny]

grade nine is freshman. 10th is sophomore.

ooh ok! ten junior, senior. makes sense! haha thats so young to have been though, would be weird!

[Bruno]

Don't you think it was kind of soon to propose to her, Dammus?

You were 13 when you met. A 4 year engagement is a long time.

[Damus_Graves]

Don't you think it was kind of soon to propose to her, Dammus?

You were 13 when you met. A 4 year engagement is a long time.

i proposed after 5 years of meeting. at the beginning of this year.

[Damus_Graves]

ooh ok! ten junior, senior. makes sense! haha thats so young to have been though, would be weird!

I was teased mercilessly.

[Bunny]

I was teased mercilessly.

why were you teased?!

[Damus_Graves]

why were you teased?!

1. i provided a link to a picture of her and myself. the picture of me should give enough evidence.

2. i was young and short.

[Bruno]

Dammus, where's the picture. I don't see it!

[Bunny]

1. i provided a link to a picture of her and myself. the picture of me should give enough evidence.

2. i was young and short.

the links didn't work!

[Damus_Graves]

Spoiler : Her (link Address) :

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=475158382500884&set=a.475158365834219.127616.100000201785891&type=3&theater

Spoiler : Myself (um...three years ago?? i hate pictures) :

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=243655768994908&set=t.1775322988&type=1&theater

here

[Damus_Graves]

their links tho.

what? they worked for me.. weird

i tested em both. they both seemed to work. but then again i am friends with the people who posted them .

maybe thats it?

[Cryptonic]

I didn't even bother trying the link, I don't have FB at work lol

[Bunny]

their links tho.

what? they worked for me.. weird

mm i think cuz its from your facebook and we're not friends, who knows!

[Damus_Graves]

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better??

[Bruno]

Dammus looking like a pimp.

[Damus_Graves]

Im going to delete the pictures in five minutes so...

[Bunny]

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better??

they did work, did she say yes!?

[Damus_Graves]

She did say Yes

[Bunny]

She did say Yes

goodjob!

[RookRanger]

well congratz
anyways im going to stop my trolling and go into the trainning simulator so i will be troll free

[Damus_Graves]

thanks

[Bruno]

Dammus I am reporting you to Blizzard for stealing a picture of a warlock.

[Gingerape]

it's a rogue

[Damus_Graves]

What?
i just googled grimp reaper.


Edit: the above are to my avatar.

Honestly that applies to my sig as well

[RookRanger]

Its a warlock no its a rouge NO ITS A GRAVEKEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i fear no man
but that.......thing
it scares me

[Damus_Graves]

Its a warlock no its a rouge NO ITS A GRAVEKEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i fear no man
but that.......thing
it scares me

GOOD! it should

[RookRanger]

GOOD! it should

and you say im a troll
i still got ya back

[Damus_Graves]

and you say im a troll
i still got ya back

Im just in a much better mood

you'll always be a favorite RR.