This is a copy paste of an email I received about a year ago. I was cleaning out my email folders when I found the one marked ArmA 2.

I found this actual combat report inside, dated and signed by two fuckholes who got me demoted to Gunnery Sergeant.

Lolol, I knew I was attacking friendlies btw I was upset 1st Lieutenant Asshole MacEvoy gave me a negative review when they were going to promote me to Brigadier General.

When I heard his ground force was under fire, I couldn't resist the temptation...

Enjoy


DATE: FEBRUARY 13TH 2011

OFFICERS INVOLED: COLONEL BOEHM (me), 2ND LIEUTENANT DINIZ, 2ND LIEUTENANT MACEVOY

TIME:1100 HOURS

COMBAT INCIDIENT

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TODAY AT 0200 (2 AM) HOURS, COLONEL BOEHM WAS PILOTING AN F-18. SHORTLY AFTER TAKING OFF FROM BASE, HE RADIOED IN TO COMMAND

THAT HE SAW FRIENDLY TROOPS MARKED BY STROBES ENGAGING ENEMY TARGETS. HE REQUESTED PERMISSION TO ASSIST.

AFTER ASKING COLONEL BOEHM IF HE WAS WITHIN VISUAL RANGE OF THE FIREFIGHT, HE RESPONDED "YES". THIS WAS A LIE.

GROUND TROOPS INVOLVED CLAIMED THEY COULD BARELY SEE COLONEL BOEHM AND HE WAS TOO FAR AWAY TO CONTACT

WITH ACR-109 RADIO. THIS WOULD MEAN HE WAS AT LEAST 2000KM FROM THE FIREFIGHT. WHEN CLEARANCE WAS GIVEN BECAUSE WE BELIEVED HE WAS IN VISUAL RANGE,

COLONEL BOEHM DROPPED TWO(2) SHELLS OF NAPALM ON TROOPS ENGAGING STROBE TARGETS.

THE STROBES WERE THROWN BY 2ND LIEUTENANT MACEVOY TO DESIGNATE ENEMY TARGETS. COLONEL BOEHM INCINERATED 15 UNITED STATES MARINES

FROM THE 28TH MEU. AFTER THE CALL WAS RELAYED TO COMMAND, COLONEL BOEHM WAS ORDERED TO LAND IMMEDIATELY.

THIRTEEN(13) MINUTES LATER, COLONEL BOEHM SET DOWN AT THE SOUTHERN TAKISTAN AIRFIELD. HE WAS ARRESTED AND IS CURRENTLY AWAITING A COURT MARTIAL.

REQUESTED PUNISHMENT: DEMOTION TO SGT ALONG WITH ALL ACCOLADES AND MEDALS STRIPED

SIGNED,

2ND LIEUTENANT DINIZ AND 2ND LIEUTENANT MACEVOY