HOW 2 ENGLISH BECAUSE U SUCK AT ENGLISH PLS READ OKTHX

[FrostByte]

However, if you just follow some of my simple steps, then all will be fine in the world.

op in this sentence you do not need the "then" it is redundant.
pls fix it bothers me.

It's an if, then statement. Classic use of a comma & classic proper sentence.
Stop trying to get one up on me, Brendan. It will NOT happen.
Alternatively:
Brendan, seeing as it will not happen, I would appreciate you not trying to get one up on me.
One will not be gotten up on me, Brendan; stop trying.
etc
etc

[FrostByte]

Op stop bring so redundant.

I'm explaining English as would be proper in the context in which it's being explained. E.g a forum.

Redundancies are sometimes necessary... excuse me for my lack of conciseness.

Also, I'm not bring so redundant. You bring so bad grammar.