M-FM XII Animal Gamethread

[clementine]

Animal M-FM

Once upon a time in a land far away, there lived many animals, big and small. They lived in a beautiful green pasture with food and drink for miles around. It was a paradise. This was the home of two of the smallest kittens in the land, Zane and Clementine. All species somehow found a way to peacefully coexist – that is, until the Dark.Raven appeared.

The Dark.Raven was the smartest and swiftest of the ravens, fluent in many tongues and able to converse amongst all other animals with ease. He quickly buddied up with the hyenas and any other remnants of civilized company living on the outskirts of the Pride Lands. Slowly consolidating power, the Dark.Raven waited patiently for the day he and his right hand lion Scar, could rule the land.

At the other edge of the Pride Lands lived many mosquitoes, bees, spiders, and insects in the forest. They had been banished from the Pride Lands many years ago because of the diseases they spread with their infectious bites. For a long time their population had been marginalized and pushed aside, but nobody seemed to care much about their community’s well being – that is, until the Big Bad Wolf arrived as a champion of the forest dweller’s rights. He pledged to lobby the government of the Pride Lands to spread free immunizations to all insects and re-invest in the lowest social group of the forest community. After all, a healthy ecosystem relies on all of its members to thrive.

It was the day an important bill would be debated on the senate floor, granting amnesty to all convicted insects who were guilty of spreading malaria. The Big Bad Wolf argued that these insects were the victims of a flawed social system that offered little help to the poorest citizens, leaving hundreds of thousands of insects unable to integrate into society. The Dark.Raven was in attendance and he vehemently opposed the bill. The insects of the forest had infected many hyenas and the constituents he represented were vocal in their opposition. As any shady mafia boss would do, the Dark.Raven took things into his own hands and ate Phyrfly the head lawyer for the insects and caterpilier, a young child whose fate was being dictated by the social system.

The Big Bad Wolf was outraged. Two of his allies had been eaten alive by the Dark.Raven. He roared and in his fury, he trampled Yapyap the puppy dog, a visitor to the capitol on a school field trip. Security was called, and Raptorgic, the report processing powerhouse came up to deal with the Big Bad Wolf, but with one swipe of his claws Raptorgic was dead. Knowing that he had committed a felony, the Big Bad Wolf took off, racing back to the forests with the intent of raising an army to bring true justice to the citizens of a land that wouldn’t accept the insects.

The Dark.Raven was captured and restrained. The insects he had ingested were carriers of malaria, and the Dark.Raven soon perished. However, Scar lived on to rally the hyenas to take over the government and return to their rightful place in power.

The rest of the Pride Lands were shell shocked. They wanted to rid their society of the insects and the hyenas in order to restore peace amongst themselves.

Poor Zane and Clementine were too young to understand complicated food chain politics, but they could feel that unrest was brewing in the kingdom. Or perhaps they did understand. Zane and Clementine, two of the most amaZANE clemenTIGERS in all the land sat back with a box of cookies to enjoy as the drama began to unfold.

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List of players:
AppleyHO
artiCHOKE
BROccoli
BROconut
BROcumber
BROmato
BROnana
BROrange
BROtato
cleMANtine
gRAPEfruit
honeyDUDE
KILLERpeach
leMAN
MANdarine_orange
MANGERlNE
MANgo
PAINapple
peabNUT
SLAUGHTERmelon

Role List:
Godfather - Scar
Hidden Mafia Role – Hyena
Hidden Mafia Role – Hyena
Mafioso - Wolf
Hidden Mafia Role - Bee
Hidden Mafia Role - Bee
Bob-Omb – must explode
Winnie the Pooh – survivor with a twist
Lookout - Timon
Detective - Pumbaa
Hidden Town Role
Hidden Town Role
Hidden Town Role
Hidden Town Role
Hidden Town Role
Sheep – can role block (target may fall asleep)
Sheep
Sheep
Sheep
Sheep

Links to Day Posts:
Day 1: https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...l=1#post178963
Day 2: https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...l=1#post180967
Day 3: https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...l=1#post183562
Day 4: https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...l=1#post185557
Day 5: https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...l=1#post187643
Day 6: https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...l=1#post189241

Day will end at this time: https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i...+12%3A00am+PST

Nobody can be lynched today.

Special Day 0 RP Graveyard:
Phyrfly (firefly) – Eaten by the Dark.Raven.
Caterpiliar (caterpillar) – Eaten by the Dark.Raven.
Yapyap (puppy dog) – Trampled by the Big Bad Wolf.
Raptorgic (raptor) – Mauled by the Big Bad Wolf.
Dark.Raven (raven) – Died of disease.

[BROnana]

*licks lips*

[gRAPEfruit]

CAKEBOMB

[BROrange]

Hey yo! Good day to you, bro!

[MANgo]

BRO RAPE BRO, MAN

[BROconut]

DUDE BRAH

[cleMANtine]

Hey guys, I've looked through the setup and rules a few times and I've decided the best idea is for a citizen to claim first day.
I claim citizen.

[AppleyHO]

Hey guys, I've looked through the setup and rules a few times and I've decided the best idea is for a citizen to claim first day.
I claim citizen.

So that the mafia can claim citizen? No.
you guys should ditch this FM and go check out mine instead :P

[PAINapple]

So that the mafia can claim citizen? No.
you guys should ditch this FM and go check out mine instead :P

Nah, M-FM Halo 2 sucks man, got to look at M-FM Blazer's experiments!

[BROconut]

I claim good guy greg

[AppleyHO]

Nah, M-FM Halo 2 sucks man, got to look at M-FM Blazer's experiments!

I was talking about the V one, So jokes on you

[PAINapple]

I was talking about the V one, So jokes on you

Hmmm.... HMMMM.....
Who are you, I doubt you are AppleyNO... hmmmm... He doesn't just say "The V one".. Da fuck man, I rolled GF in that too bad you don't know who I am. Unless you really ARE Appley... hmm...

[PAINapple]

He ran away.. figures

[AppleyHO]

Hmmm.... HMMMM.....
Who are you, I doubt you are AppleyNO... hmmmm... He doesn't just say "The V one".. Da fuck man, I rolled GF in that too bad you don't know who I am. Unless you really ARE Appley... hmm...

Maybe i am. Maybe im not.

[AppleyHO]

He ran away.. figures

Nope. Just went to go get some pizza

[leMAN]

*grunts*

[PAINapple]

Maybe i am. Maybe im not.

That would be really funny if you are.. lolz

[PAINapple]

*grunts*

le wild man appears?

[leMAN]

I feel deeply insulted that my MANly name is not properly capitalized in the playerlist.
*grunts again*

[leMAN]

le wild man appears?

You seem like a tasty little snack, I could crack that shell with one stomp.

[PAINapple]

I feel deeply insulted that my MANly name is not properly capitalized in the playerlist.
*grunts again*

Oh you.

BTW you are supposed to be a lemon. You couldn't do anything.

[AppleyHO]

Oh you.

BTW you are supposed to be a lemon. You couldn't do anything.

Your going to hurt his feelings.

[leMAN]

Oh you.

BTW you are supposed to be a lemon. You couldn't do anything.

I am not a fruit like you.

[PAINapple]

I am not a fruit like you.

Poor leMAN, his name isnt officially capitalized and denies that he is a Lemon.

[PAINapple]

How are you doing BROrange?

[AppleyHO]

How are you doing BROrange?

Shh, Hes lurking.

[PAINapple]

Shh, Hes lurking.

I noticed.
If you are going to lurk this game guys, I recommend two things.
1. Ask to be replaced. This will be one of Clemintine's last games, so if you are not going to place, give it to someone who does want to.
2. Turn on invisible mode.

[PAINapple]

I noticed.
If you are going to lurk this game guys, I recommend two things.
1. Ask to be replaced. This will be one of Clemintine's last games, so if you are not going to play, give it to someone who does want to.
2. Turn on invisible mode.

Fixed, turned place into play. >.<

[AppleyHO]

I noticed.
If you are going to lurk this game guys, I recommend two things.
1. Ask to be replaced. This will be one of Clemintine's last games, so if you are not going to place, give it to someone who does want to.
2. Turn on invisible mode.

You spelled play wrong.

[PAINapple]

You spelled play wrong.

Fixed, turned place into play. >.<

wut?

[AppleyHO]

wut?

Everything

[PAINapple]

Everything

You have to be Appley... I can't believe you know who I am >.<

[PAINapple]

OMG it is Zane!

How are you doing Zane?

[BROconut]

This is clementines last game? what?

[PAINapple]

This is clementines last game? what?

This is what she has told me.

[honeyDUDE]

This is what she has told me.

It's a very sad story that she'll be leaving these forums after this M-FM is over, but I guess that's just the Circle of Life.

[KILLERpeach]

I noticed.
If you are going to lurk this game guys, I recommend two things.
1. Ask to be replaced. This will be one of Clemintine's last games, so if you are not going to place, give it to someone who does want to.
2. Turn on invisible mode.

I already want to smash your face!

[PAINapple]

I already want to smash your face!

It is because you kill people? Thats not nice

[BROrange]

Everyone is looking so tasty... I want to eat then now!

[PAINapple]

I feel like anyone who has BRO in there name is part of a club that I'm not in T.T

[honeyDUDE]

Everyone is looking so tasty... I want to eat then now!

Silly Orange, eating is for animals, not fruits.

[BROrange]

So what? Do I look like a fruit to you?

[honeyDUDE]

So what? Do I look like a fruit to you?

TBH you look more like a fruitcake than a fruit, but I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt, be nice, and just call you a fruit like your name implies, Mr. B. R. Orange

[KILLERpeach]

I am King KILLERorange. I will kill one pleb each night just for the lulz! Mark my words! BY THE POWER OF 4CHAN!

[SLAUGHTERmelon]

I am King KILLERorange. I will kill one pleb each night just for the lulz! Mark my words! BY THE POWER OF 4CHAN!

STFU pls

[BROtato]

Eyo homies

[peabNUT]

Its peabnut bubber jerry tyme!

[MANdarine_orange]

peabnut buttner

i claim pumbbaaaaaaaa

[MANdarine_orange]

all the GOOD players are LEAVING the FORUMS

what HOPE do we HAVE?!

[BROtato]

all the GOOD players are LEAVING the FORUMS

what HOPE do we HAVE?!

None brotha. The forum is going down the shitter.