An ode to clem

[JSaint]

The wizard cat tried to attack me! And thus I killed it!

It was curious about my gossipy life and curiousity killed the cat.

Now it gives me great pleasure as my trolly self to present an ode to clem

clem was a wizard cat
that in real life was a brat
that asked about the girl from the fianance dept
and after that went off to fap!

Thank you Thank you! For ye listening to my haiku and insanity from the heat of the weather. No offense was in anyway intended to the wizard cat.

[AppleyNO]

YOU KILLED THE WIZARD CAT!!!!!!!!!

[Duzero]

You are so dead lol

[AppleyNO]

I thought is was Ambient...
Nope..

YOU JSAINT!
IT WAS YOU!!!!!

[JSaint]

I killed the wizard cat...
I watched it die...
With a certain satisfaction I might add...

Then something strange happened...
Something that I thought was impossible...
but it happened anyway...
I got... banned!

After I was banned...
I knew what I was supposed to do...
I knew that I had to return to the forums...
I knew to be a good boy...
But something happened... I'm not entire sure of what... but something did

Something caused me to troll against the system.
Something caused me to rebel against the mods.

It is trolling that defines us.
Trolling that drives us.
Trolling that entertains us.

We are here to troll... what you tried to take from us moderators....

OUR ENTERTAINMENT!

[AppleyNO]

I have alerted the Vigilante Guild... As the Offical Drug Dealer Vigilante you are going down for trolling and killing Clementine..

[JSaint]

You can't stop us Mr Appley... You can't win!

Why Mr Appley? Why? Why do you persist?

[Duzero]

We can't have people openly trolling.

*puts on vigilante shades*

Let's rock

[JSaint]

*gives melodramatic agent smith lines*

This is my forum! my forum!

[AppleyNO]

*gives melodramatic agent smith lines*

This is my forum! my forum!

The name is Thomas

[Bruno]

I guess you could say *puts on sunglasses* the Wizard Cat rubbed one in.


YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH