April 18th, 2021, 08:12 PM
[QUOTE=OzyWho;923412]Which movie? The one oops posted?[/QUOTE]
No, That bot response. [MENTION=5435]Brendan[/MENTION] with the gift that keeps on giving : )
Originally Posted by
OzyWho
Which movie? The one oops posted?
No, That bot response.
@Brendan
with the gift that keeps on giving : )
April 15th, 2021, 08:19 PM
Lol. I love it.
Also, I feel like Thunder Force can be added to this list. I would rip this movie apart on so many levels but I kind of feel like that would be too easy. Probably one of the few films that even critics couldn't be paid enough to pretend to like.
Lol. I love it.
Also, I feel like Thunder Force can be added to this list. I would rip this movie apart on so many levels but I kind of feel like that would be too easy. Probably one of the few films that even critics couldn't be paid enough to pretend to like.
April 5th, 2021, 02:16 PM
[QUOTE=oops_ur_dead;923199]I forgot that I already posted here and was about to mention Rubber again, but I guess I already did.
Holy shit that movie is fucking bad, if you're reading this looking for dumb movies to laugh at please don't watch Rubber. The plot summary might draw you in thinking it's a cheesy B movie but I promise the movie's really boring and sucks fucking ass. There's no funny action or tire rampages. The entire purpose of the movie is that the director thought he was such a cool and clever guy for making a movie that makes no sense, so it's just a bunch of loosely-connected scenes that end up forming an incoherent plot. And not in the entertaining "why did the character do this action, that makes no sense what an idiot" way but in the "what the fuck does this have to do with anything else in the movie" way. The entire first scene of the movie is literally a guy breaking the fourth wall to tell you, the viewer, directly that this movie is completely pointless and has no plot. You'd be an idiot to keep watching after that. I was.
The only people that seem to like this movie are dumbfuck redditors who think they're edgy for liking a le epic random xD movie that nobody else likes. It's a complete waste of 90 minutes. I'd rather watch Jack and Jill than that shit again.[/QUOTE]So you are saying that movie is the equivalent of Yoko Uno incoherently screaming in a mic and claiming its just too 'avant garde' for people to understand? Mighta worked for a while if he was in better social circles I guess.
Originally Posted by
oops_ur_dead
I forgot that I already posted here and was about to mention Rubber again, but I guess I already did.
Holy shit that movie is fucking bad, if you're reading this looking for dumb movies to laugh at please don't watch Rubber. The plot summary might draw you in thinking it's a cheesy B movie but I promise the movie's really boring and sucks fucking ass. There's no funny action or tire rampages. The entire purpose of the movie is that the director thought he was such a cool and clever guy for making a movie that makes no sense, so it's just a bunch of loosely-connected scenes that end up forming an incoherent plot. And not in the entertaining "why did the character do this action, that makes no sense what an idiot" way but in the "what the fuck does this have to do with anything else in the movie" way. The entire first scene of the movie is literally a guy breaking the fourth wall to tell you, the viewer, directly that this movie is completely pointless and has no plot. You'd be an idiot to keep watching after that. I was.
The only people that seem to like this movie are dumbfuck redditors who think they're edgy for liking a le epic random xD movie that nobody else likes. It's a complete waste of 90 minutes. I'd rather watch Jack and Jill than that shit again.
So you are saying that movie is the equivalent of Yoko Uno incoherently screaming in a mic and claiming its just too 'avant garde' for people to understand? Mighta worked for a while if he was in better social circles I guess.
January 31st, 2021, 04:02 PM
[QUOTE=aamirus;918261]they made a sort of sequel called Yogahosers [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o[/url][/QUOTE]
Lol. I don't even know what to think about that. Midget Sausage Nazi fighting with yoga techniques in Canada?
Originally Posted by
aamirus
Lol. I don't even know what to think about that. Midget Sausage Nazi fighting with yoga techniques in Canada?
January 31st, 2021, 01:57 PM
[QUOTE=Marshmallow Marshall;918253]Isn't Tusk the walrus thing? It wasn't that bad... but I haven't watched the credits xD.
Speaking of bongs... [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJcljSYCKVk[/url][/QUOTE]
That bong movie looks hilarious.
I think you should take a moment to watch the final fight scene again. Tusk is an absolutely awful movie in the best of ways imo. I couldn't believe what I was watching in the end because of how serious the movie took itself in the beginning and I dont know if I have ever seen another movie pull such a crazy evolution.
Originally Posted by
Marshmallow Marshall
That bong movie looks hilarious.
I think you should take a moment to watch the final fight scene again. Tusk is an absolutely awful movie in the best of ways imo. I couldn't believe what I was watching in the end because of how serious the movie took itself in the beginning and I dont know if I have ever seen another movie pull such a crazy evolution.
January 31st, 2021, 12:09 PM
Tusk is pretty high up there but that ones kinda so bad its good. 100% worth watching once and stay for the credits where it has a conversation from the producers hitting a bong and laughing about how ridiculous they can make the ending. The movie starts out totally serious but as it draws on it practically becomes a parody of itself.
The worst one I watched last year would probably be Mermaid Down. The plot make absolutely no sense in any way and the character development is a total joke. The 'bad guy' is just the cartoon level of 'evil because he is evil' and they try to mix in some strange ghost stuff that makes no sense. This is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen and is not the 'so bad its good' kinda film.
The worst movie I have ever seen I think was called 'Gummy' but I can't even find it now. Some guy went across America and asked people for home videos in Burger King that he then scrambled into some very strange story of stuff he recorded. It would cut from kids killing cats to sell them to some guy to a guy whoring out his retarded sister to a methed out mom screaming at a 11 year old boy for taping silverware together to lift as dumbells. It kinda effectively drew out a very uncomfortable part of mentally unstable American society on lots of drugs. I think I was drunk off my ass and like 15 when I saw it but to this day that was probably the most uncomfortable I have ever been watching a movie. At least Requiem for a dream or Party Monster made sense and had a coherent story while this one was just insanity incarnate.
Tusk is pretty high up there but that ones kinda so bad its good. 100% worth watching once and stay for the credits where it has a conversation from the producers hitting a bong and laughing about how ridiculous they can make the ending. The movie starts out totally serious but as it draws on it practically becomes a parody of itself.
The worst one I watched last year would probably be Mermaid Down. The plot make absolutely no sense in any way and the character development is a total joke. The 'bad guy' is just the cartoon level of 'evil because he is evil' and they try to mix in some strange ghost stuff that makes no sense. This is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen and is not the 'so bad its good' kinda film.
The worst movie I have ever seen I think was called 'Gummy' but I can't even find it now. Some guy went across America and asked people for home videos in Burger King that he then scrambled into some very strange story of stuff he recorded. It would cut from kids killing cats to sell them to some guy to a guy whoring out his retarded sister to a methed out mom screaming at a 11 year old boy for taping silverware together to lift as dumbells. It kinda effectively drew out a very uncomfortable part of mentally unstable American society on lots of drugs. I think I was drunk off my ass and like 15 when I saw it but to this day that was probably the most uncomfortable I have ever been watching a movie. At least Requiem for a dream or Party Monster made sense and had a coherent story while this one was just insanity incarnate.
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