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Bro, I was JKing about that whole thing. You should know my schtick now.

Bro, I was JKing about that whole thing. You should know my schtick now.

:(

I just wanted a friend because this pandemic made me lonely and mentally unstable.

PS: you can have a good time if you fold a tissue, rip a hold, and go to town on it than just using your hands. It feels pretty good

I just wanted a friend because this pandemic made me lonely and mentally unstable.

PS: you can have a good time if you fold a tissue, rip a hold, and go to town on it than just using your hands. It feels pretty good

[QUOTE=Helz;936935]The 2nd time you have brought arbitrary colloquial grammar into a forum dedicated to a mod for a video game? Oh dear. Please let me take this more seriously.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I have a huge problem with this. In your forum title, you claim to be a "Brofessor of Nonsense", which is obviously a portmanteau word of "bro" and "professor", implying higher education. As a man with two degrees, I am also inclined to higher education qualities as well. Therefore, I can surmise that you would also respect the use of the English language used in a professional manner. It's very disappointing to see a man claiming to be a "professor", implicitly, yet disregard a very important distinguishing trait that separates those native to English to those who aren't native when communicating with other intellectuals.

Therefore, because of this, I'm very inclined to point out to you your mistake. If you go on perpetuating the use of "your" when it's supposed to be "you're", you're further degrading the use and cultural history of contractions that dates back all the back to the UK in the 17th century where they began as informal writing that became assimilated into everyday business speak. Therefore, I cannot condone this anti-intellectualism you have against English contractions.

Also, the reason why I'm explaining this in great length to you is because I'm a sad, sad man who just wants a friend and you seem to be conveniently available since both you and I have nothing planned this Friday night. Do you want to be my friend?

Originally Posted by Helz

The 2nd time you have brought arbitrary colloquial grammar into a forum dedicated to a mod for a video game? Oh dear. Please let me take this more seriously.

Yes, I have a huge problem with this. In your forum title, you claim to be a "Brofessor of Nonsense", which is obviously a portmanteau word of "bro" and "professor", implying higher education. As a man with two degrees, I am also inclined to higher education qualities as well. Therefore, I can surmise that you would also respect the use of the English language used in a professional manner. It's very disappointing to see a man claiming to be a "professor", implicitly, yet disregard a very important distinguishing trait that separates those native to English to those who aren't native when communicating with other intellectuals.

Therefore, because of this, I'm very inclined to point out to you your mistake. If you go on perpetuating the use of "your" when it's supposed to be "you're", you're further degrading the use and cultural history of contractions that dates back all the back to the UK in the 17th century where they began as informal writing that became assimilated into everyday business speak. Therefore, I cannot condone this anti-intellectualism you have against English contractions.

Also, the reason why I'm explaining this in great length to you is because I'm a sad, sad man who just wants a friend and you seem to be conveniently available since both you and I have nothing planned this Friday night. Do you want to be my friend?

[QUOTE=Helz;936933]No clue what your asking for here but we can have a conversation if you have something real to say.

I honestly think your just some trolling smuf though and probably won't take you seriously until you give me a reason to believe otherwise. (and yes, this is me baiting you to troll more so I can snicker at your attempt to pretend your a real boy and not a smurf)[/QUOTE]

You're*

Again, this is the second time I've corrected you. Time for you to go back to grade 3 again.

Originally Posted by Helz

No clue what your asking for here but we can have a conversation if you have something real to say.

I honestly think your just some trolling smuf though and probably won't take you seriously until you give me a reason to believe otherwise. (and yes, this is me baiting you to troll more so I can snicker at your attempt to pretend your a real boy and not a smurf)

You're*

Again, this is the second time I've corrected you. Time for you to go back to grade 3 again.

[QUOTE=Helz;936930]Whatever floats your boat man. I am comfortable talking about my many flaws in front of this community and my extreme level of negative rep is actually a weird honor we pass around here.

Im not sure what your mad about but I am getting a little creeped out by the level of attention you give me. Just chill and enjoy the community..[/QUOTE]

Yeah? How about publicly talking about how two-faced you are? Trying to talk chill like the Dalai Llama here when you call people assholes and that they're unwanted through anonymous rep comments. You're more cowardly and spineless than the Canadians who call the cops at their neighbours to keep it down instead of knocking on their door and asking sternly yet politely. You don't belong in Texas, you belong in Manitoba.

Originally Posted by Helz

Whatever floats your boat man. I am comfortable talking about my many flaws in front of this community and my extreme level of negative rep is actually a weird honor we pass around here.

Im not sure what your mad about but I am getting a little creeped out by the level of attention you give me. Just chill and enjoy the community..

Yeah? How about publicly talking about how two-faced you are? Trying to talk chill like the Dalai Llama here when you call people assholes and that they're unwanted through anonymous rep comments. You're more cowardly and spineless than the Canadians who call the cops at their neighbours to keep it down instead of knocking on their door and asking sternly yet politely. You don't belong in Texas, you belong in Manitoba.

[QUOTE=Helz;936926]One of my very many flaws as a person is an insane level of alcoholism combined with something else that leads to blathering insanity. I would not even try to decipher that nonsense. I avoid drunk posting here but when I do I own it.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the rep comment, Mr. Helz with your 0 rep power and over 6000 posts in 8 years:

[quote]You're being an asshole and nobody even cares about the shit you flood in these threads. Again, NOBODY CARES, so leave this site and don't come back.[/quote]

Never have I offended anyone and I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm just trolling unlike you with skin thinner than anorexic models for fashion shows.

Originally Posted by Helz

One of my very many flaws as a person is an insane level of alcoholism combined with something else that leads to blathering insanity. I would not even try to decipher that nonsense. I avoid drunk posting here but when I do I own it.

Thanks for the rep comment, Mr. Helz with your 0 rep power and over 6000 posts in 8 years:

You're being an asshole and nobody even cares about the shit you flood in these threads. Again, NOBODY CARES, so leave this site and don't come back.

Never have I offended anyone and I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm just trolling unlike you with skin thinner than anorexic models for fashion shows.

[QUOTE=Helz;936926]One of my very many flaws as a person is an insane level of alcoholism combined with something else that leads to blathering insanity. I would not even try to decipher that nonsense. I avoid drunk posting here but when I do I own it.[/QUOTE]

Get help, bro. Maybe you should start a "Help Helz Off Alcohol Competition" thread.

Originally Posted by Helz

One of my very many flaws as a person is an insane level of alcoholism combined with something else that leads to blathering insanity. I would not even try to decipher that nonsense. I avoid drunk posting here but when I do I own it.

Get help, bro. Maybe you should start a "Help Helz Off Alcohol Competition" thread.

[QUOTE=Marshmallow Marshall;936885]Are you just trying to start fights? :evil:[/QUOTE]

No, but your mother did with your father. So they wrestled to see who was stronger. Nobody won, but what ended up happening 9 months later was you being born from your mother's vagina.

[QUOTE=Helz;936901]He isn't wrong though. I legit don't even remember making that post. Had quite the night : )[/QUOTE]

In all my years of living, I still can't even comprehend what you said.

[quote]If he said no and that he had actually diverted resources given by kind people who legit just wanted to help so I could put 5$ in your pocket right now would you care?[/quote]

I think you were trying to say this:

[quote=Helz (if he wasn't having a heatstroke)]If [SuperJack] [sent you money], [he could've helped other people with that money]. [Kind people] legit just [want] to help. [If] I put $5 in your pocket right now, would you care?[/quote]

To that, I respond that I don't care about $5. I can't even get a 6-inch sub combo at Subway with that chump change.

Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall

Are you just trying to start fights?

No, but your mother did with your father. So they wrestled to see who was stronger. Nobody won, but what ended up happening 9 months later was you being born from your mother's vagina.

Originally Posted by Helz

He isn't wrong though. I legit don't even remember making that post. Had quite the night : )

In all my years of living, I still can't even comprehend what you said.

If he said no and that he had actually diverted resources given by kind people who legit just wanted to help so I could put 5$ in your pocket right now would you care?

I think you were trying to say this:

Originally Posted by Helz (if he wasn't having a heatstroke)

If [SuperJack] [sent you money], [he could've helped other people with that money]. [Kind people] legit just [want] to help. [If] I put $5 in your pocket right now, would you care?

To that, I respond that I don't care about $5. I can't even get a 6-inch sub combo at Subway with that chump change.

[QUOTE=Helz;936878]If he said no and that he had actually diverted resources given by kind people who legit just wanted to help so I could put 5$ in your pocket right now would you care?[/QUOTE]

Jesus Christ, mate. I hope you're staying cool under that Texan heat 'cause it sounds like you have a heatstroke with the way you communicate.

Originally Posted by Helz

If he said no and that he had actually diverted resources given by kind people who legit just wanted to help so I could put 5$ in your pocket right now would you care?

Jesus Christ, mate. I hope you're staying cool under that Texan heat 'cause it sounds like you have a heatstroke with the way you communicate.

LOL JK

LOL JK

Nice, can I get $5 now? I'm a single father who lost my job because of that pandemic and that $5 can go a long way for us right now.

Nice, can I get $5 now? I'm a single father who lost my job because of that pandemic and that $5 can go a long way for us right now.

[QUOTE=SuperJack;936843]I'll add it to my sig if you get an avater.[/QUOTE]

Done, bro.

Originally Posted by SuperJack

I'll add it to my sig if you get an avater.

Done, bro.

gotchu fam

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gotchu fam