Day 0: Good morning, America!

[Forum Mafia GM]

Good morning, America! This is DJ Roxy taking over from DJ K-Billy on Twisted Heart 102.6. That was The Partridge Family's "Doesn't Somebody Want to be Wanted?", followed by Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows where my Rosemary Goes" as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's weekend just keeps on... truckin'.

I see most of our lovely town is still asleep. It is Friday the 13th, forecast for today is sunny skies and cool breezes, and taking inspiration from my colleague K-Billy here's another super sound that just never gets old.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DWhrE2Y7mA

[Forum Mafia GM]

I hope you all enjoyed that. It is 8.34am and I will be with you guys alllll daaayyyyy llooooonnnnggggggg!

In sports news, England win their group in the Euro 2012 with a win over the Ukraine while Sweden are the cause of a 2-0 upset against France. Tiger Woods continued his run of bad luck in the U.S. Open, and in the NFL we have just learnt that Percy Harvin has requested to be traded away from the Minnesota Vikings.

More news later in the day. This is DJ Roxy, on Twisted Heart 102.6.

[Yoda]

Hello everyone. Have a great time together, I hope we will. Hmmmmmm.

[Luke]

Hello all :)

[Hayley]

This is not whom you must kill, but yourself.

[Wicket]

^_^

[Leia]

Luke! Luke! Don't! It's a trap! It's a trap!

[Hayley]

The last known survivor will stalk his prey in the night.

[Luke]

Luke! Luke! Don't! It's a trap! It's a trap!



... Leia? Is that you?


... No.... It CAN'T BE...

[Jabba]

jabba jabba jabba

[Luke]

jabba jabba jabba

I heard you like whips & chains.

[Hayley]

I will run with the shadows tonight.

[Romo]

Hello everyone! I am the bomb disposal robot!

[Leia]

^_^

You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?

[Hayley]

Hello everyone! I am the bomb disposal robot!

We are the invincible.

[Luke]

I will run with the shadows tonight.

I'll never join you!

[Hayley]

I'll never join you!

It is not your choice. It is up to whomever the bell tolls for.

[Roger]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

I couldn't access the website earlier. was that the same for everyone?

[Forum Mafia GM]

Roxy in the hizazz.

Make way for our newsflash at the top of the hour, all the latest buzz brought to you only on Twisted Heart FM.

In entertainment news, Jersey Shore star 'Snooki' hosted an online poll last night trying to determine what she should call her new son. 5% of voters opted for Lorenzo, 3% voted for Jionni Jr., and 92% of voters opted for I Really Don't Give A Shit.

In local news, a new firm has taken up residence here in our delightful town. They say, and I quote, "We are excited to have started our new business here, and we will be sending out roles as the day progresses". Roxy has no idea what they're talking about, but game on!

I also received a... bizarre message earlier, probably nothing, but it put me in the mood for some futuristic tunes. Set your lightbikes to stunning folks!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZCYpkWj6Z4

[Ackbar]

Well hello everyone, I would just like to say I hate how we aren't getting to know eachother, cloooooosely.

[Luke]

Well hello everyone, I would just like to say I hate how we aren't getting to know eachother, cloooooosely.

It's a trap!

[Francine]

Good day to you here. Just checking things out.

[Beru]

This kind of music is sinful. I request some wholesome Christian music for my boy Luke.

[Chewbacca]

What is a wookie doing in America? It does not make sense.

Rawwwwwwrrooooooor!

[Wedge]

It's a trap!

I got your back Luke!

[Han]

did i get the right pic?

[Steve]

Lynch Ackbar for not having Ackbar as his avatar.
I mean really...

[Ackbar]

Lynch Ackbar for not having Ackbar as his avatar.
I mean really...


LUNCH URKLE FOR NOT TALKING LIKE URKLE SRSLY, CAAARL!

[Yoshimitsu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=322V5rD6ko4

[Luke]

This kind of music is sinful. I request some wholesome Christian music for my boy Luke.


I... Have something to tell you...

[Luke]

I got your back Luke!


Gee, thanks Wedge!

[Mkoll]

I don't even know what a Mkoll is...
Someone help pls?

[Mkoll]

Also, that Tron track is FUCKING SICK.
Keep posting music. <3

[Law]

I am the law...

[Luke]

I don't even know what a Mkoll is...
Someone help pls?

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Oan_Mkoll#.T-N5XLWm_n8

[Yoshimitsu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaJphlTPY8

[Luke]

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Oan_Mkoll#.T-N5XLWm_n8

Cannot edit but... http://mkoll.com/

[Mkoll]

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Oan_Mkoll#.T-N5XLWm_n8

wut is dis i dun evan....

Nosrsly, I have no idea.

[Han]

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Oan_Mkoll#.T-N5XLWm_n8

google search

[Brostin]

I'm a BROstin... like a MAN

[Luke]

wut is dis i dun evan....

Nosrsly, I have no idea.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wut+is+dis+i+dun+evan....+%20Nosrsly%2C+I+have+ no+idea.

[Han]

Also, that Tron track is FUCKING SICK.
Keep posting music. <3

+1

[Luke]

It is not your choice. It is up to whomever the bell tolls for.

Mod edit: No video embedding allowed, sorry

[Mkoll]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wut+is+dis+i+dun+evan....+%20Nosrsly%2C+I+have+ no+idea.

I KNOW WHAT GAME YOU ARE TRYING TO PLAY, HARLET.
YOUR TRICKERY WILL NOT WORK ON ME.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Fuck+you%2C+harlet

[Luke]

It is not your choice. It is up to whomever the bell tolls for.

Mod edit: No embedded videos allowed

[Lando]

Just checking by to show that I am upon you.

[Mkoll]

That's what I meant <3
AreYouGay?

[Stan]

Hello you lovely people you :D

[Chandler]

For the next couple of days, my messages might be short. I'm using my iPad to type this... Without the keyboard accessory. However, I will try to remain as active as possible.

So I see that the town can have up to seventeen enemies, max. I hope that isn't the case, especially if I roll town. Oh, and to you Citizen rage-quitters... let me put it this way: Citizens are important!

(Going for MVP achievement)

[Mkoll]

For the next couple of days, my messages might be short. I'm using my iPad to type this... Without the keyboard accessory. However, I will try to remain as active as possible.

So I see that the town can have up to seventeen enemies, max. I hope that isn't the case, especially if I roll town. Oh, and to you Citizen rage-quitters... let me put it this way: Citizens are important!

(Going for MVP achievement)

STFU you were the worst character in Friends.

[Stan]

10 points to guess who I'm named after

[Mkoll]

10 points to guess who I'm named after
Stan Lee.

+10 for me.

[Beru]

I see that Phyr enjoys observing us.

[Stan]

Stan Lee.

+10 for me.

I said 10 points to guess, not for whoever guessed. You just lost 10 points bro. *puts them in wallet*

[Lando]

Why are Yoshimitsu's and Law's avatars so big? totallyjelly

[Forum Mafia GM]

Twisted Heart 102.6 is proud to present their first

WACKY CRAZY PRIZE GIVEAWAY BONANZA!!!

Entering the competition is simple!

You have 20 minutes to compose a poem. The poem can be about anything you want. The poem CAN'T CONTAIN any letters which appear in your name. It can be as long or as short as you want.

I am the foxy Roxy and I will be judging which of the poems is my favourite!

The prize? The winner will receive a role PM immediately!

To enter, write your poem all in italics and in YELLOW. Only one submission per person. The game ends at 30 minutes past the hour!

[Larkin]

I am mad Larkin, sniper of the Tanith First and Only Imperial Guard!

Hey Mkoll, how's it going? Do we have a mission yet, sergeant?

[Han]

i will win

[Forum Mafia GM]

Twisted Heart 102.6 is proud to present their first

WACKY CRAZY PRIZE GIVEAWAY BONANZA!!!

Entering the competition is simple!

You have 20 minutes to compose a poem. The poem can be about anything you want. The poem CAN'T CONTAIN any letters which appear in your name. It can be as long or as short as you want.

I am the foxy Roxy and I will be judging which of the poems is my favourite!

The prize? The winner will receive a role PM immediately!

To enter, write your poem all in italics and in YELLOW. Only one submission per person. The game ends at 30 minutes past the hour!

The poem may be sent directly into Twisted Heart 102.6 (PM), if it wins it will be published anonymously!

[Luke]

Twisted Heart 102.6 is proud to present their first

WACKY CRAZY PRIZE GIVEAWAY BONANZA!!!

Entering the competition is simple!

You have 20 minutes to compose a poem. The poem can be about anything you want. The poem CAN'T CONTAIN any letters which appear in your name. It can be as long or as short as you want.

I am the foxy Roxy and I will be judging which of the poems is my favourite!

The prize? The winner will receive a role PM immediately!

To enter, write your poem all in italics and in YELLOW. Only one submission per person. The game ends at 30 minutes past the hour!


Oh god...

[Beru]

It sank, and it stank.

Long ago, it was a taco.

[Rachel]

WUT DO
do we have roles yet? Or might I be quite of derpy containment?

[Larkin]

*oses a*e *ed,
v*o*ets a*e b*ue,
Th*s g*me *s ev*l,
**d so **e you!

[FM Ferengi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Kn5Yh453k

[Larkin]

*oses a*e *ed,
v*o*ets a*e b*ue,
Th*s g*me *s ev*l,
**d so **e you!

*oses a*e *ed,
v*o*ets a*e b*ue,
Th*s g*me *s evu*,
**d so **e you!

[Ackbar]

I'm tough like god, I like pod.
When I weep, I weep odd.
Why must you see me this whey, as I see you finishing the hood of my shift.
Sift the sun, I see no puns.

[Steve]

I ain't even dead.

[Francine]

Stan totally looks like Clark Kent to me.

[Luke]

Ode to LUKE


LUKE

My son paints him.
My son is his.

It is with things.
Which I form on my own.

It is with my son
On which day it was born.

I snort as I'm typing this,
And am shaking my hands.

I stop a man
To show him my son.

And it is good.
And it is wood.

[Hayley]

Hello you lovely people you :D

I want your gun, daddy.

[Luke]

Ode to LUKE


LUKE

My son paints him.
My son is his.

It is with things.
Which I form on my own.

It is with my son
On which day it was born.

I snort as I'm typing this,
And am wringing my hands.

I stop a man
To show him my son.

And it is good.
And it is wood.



Corrected it.

[Mkoll]

Rawxy Rawx

Rawxy Rawx evrbdy's sawx
Peeps disagree can sux cawx
She be teh best DJ in Earth
Been rawxin since she was birthed
Gud tunes she sey
Nun if they r gey
Exsept bieber
He can die.

[Wedge]

luna is too kool for skool
luna is hot, the othrs r not
luna is foxy, so is roxy

I R VICTORIOUS

-WEDGE

[Yoda]

Hi, Yoda, am I.
And soda, I like.
Call me hulk, do not.
Or sulk I will.
Hmmmmmm.

[Hayley]

Make like a chameleon and turn invisible, like my father for most of my childhood.

[Mkoll]

Hey Mkoll, how's it going? Do we have a mission yet, sergeant?

Uhh yeah.
It was to write a poem & you faild for not readin my mind.
GIT OUTTA MY SIGHT YOU MAGGOT

[Paul]

So, apparently I'm from this game called Tekken.

I punch things and judo chop them.

Punch punch. Kick kick.

You dead.

[Forum Mafia GM]

The competition is over!

Submissions are being rated!

It will come as no surprise that some of the entries... were strange and worrying yet awesome!

Foxy Roxy almost feels like she has, created some monsters?

Hit it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MtO0-NFFso

[Hayley]

The competition is over!

Submissions are being rated!

It will come as no surprise that some of the entries... were strange and worrying yet awesome!

Foxy Roxy almost feels like she has, created some monsters?

Hit it!

<span style="font-family:comic sans ms;"><span style="font-family:tahoma;">
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MtO0-NFFso

You got my pm, right mother?

[Paul]

Also, I haven't seen poetry this bad since Maya Angelou became addicted to smack.

[Beru]

So, apparently I'm from this game called Tekken.

I punch things and judo chop them.

Punch punch. Kick kick.

You dead.

Fist.

[Mkoll]

Fist.

BROFIST

[Paul]

Fist.

Are you implying that I fist things?

Because I do, you know. I fist things.

[Mkoll]

Are you implying that I fist things?

Because I do, you know. I fist things.

Your mom.

[Roger]

For the next couple of days, my messages might be short. I'm using my iPad to type this... Without the keyboard accessory. However, I will try to remain as active as possible.

So I see that the town can have up to seventeen enemies, max. I hope that isn't the case, especially if I roll town. Oh, and to you Citizen rage-quitters... let me put it this way: Citizens are important!

(Going for MVP achievement)

*sarcastic clap*

[Han]

I just met u
and this is crazy
but ive got lumber
so come on baby

[Mkoll]

I just met u
and this is crazy
but ive got lumber
so come on baby

TOO LAET YOU FAILZ HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[Hayley]

I just met u
and this is crazy
but ive got lumber
so come on baby

Too late. Submissions ended. Loser.

[Ackbar]

LOLOLOLOOL
I just met u
and this is crazy
but ive got lumber
so come on baby

LOLOLOLOL

[Han]

No I win i swear

[Fluttershy]

Shit.... i got me......

[Roger]

I just met u
and this is crazy
but ive got lumber
so come on baby

wut is lumber?

[Beru]

I just met u
and this is crazy
but ive got lumber
so come on baby

WINNER.

[Hayley]

LOLOLOLOOL

LOLOLOLOL

You're an asshole. Way to totally NOT be Admiral Ackbar and instead reference a show only emos and wanna-be losers claim to love. Loser.

[Mkoll]

wut is lumber?

BONERS

[Forum Mafia GM]

Here at 102.6, the Twist, we like creativity.

There were some brave submissions. Larkin and Luke flew close to the sun, but both had to correct their submissions because their first entry broke the rules.

There were also many other entries that forgot about the restrictions. Two of these were very good and should be published, it's a shame they're not eligible to win.


Why I am silent, silent about too long,
what is obvious and in simulations
was practiced, as at the end of survivor
We are footnotes at best.

It is alleged that on the first strike,
of the subjugated by trolls
organized and directed rejoicing
could wipe out people of SC2 Mafia,
because in the sphere of construction
a bomb is suspected.


There once was a man named Lionel,
And his tale is quite the comical.
He put up a fight,
But try as he might,
His failure was quite astronomical.

[Forum Mafia GM]

But the winner of this competition was...

BERU with ODE TO THE STINKY TACO


It sank, and it stank.

Long ago, it was a taco.

[Yoshimitsu]

Poem 2 is best poem

[Hayley]

But the winner of this competition was...

BERU with ODE TO THE STINKY TACO

o.o I spent 20 mins thinking of my poem. Screw you, loser.

[Mkoll]

o.o I spent 20 mins thinking of my poem. Screw you, loser.

This X1,000,000

[Yoshimitsu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvE4-fHZE84

[Owen]

You're an asshole. Way to totally NOT be Admiral Ackbar and instead reference a show only emos and wanna-be losers claim to love. Loser.
Because obsession over a meme that was dead at the turn of the last century is cool and edgy.

If I get a killing role, you are first to die.

[Ross]

sup

[Yoda]

Calm down you must.

[Han]

So beautiful. 10/10

[Steve]

why no signatures
:|

[Beru]

I'm scared that everyone is gonna kill me. :(

[Forum Mafia GM]

o.o I spent 20 mins thinking of my poem. Screw you, loser.

I loved yours, unfortunately you weren't allowed to use the letters H, a, y, l or e :S

[Hayley]

Because obsession over a meme that was dead at the turn of the last century is cool and edgy.

If I get a killing role, you are first to die.

I'm not talking about memes, loser. IT'S A TARRRPPP isn't even funny. Look around, and note that most people chose avatars pertaining to their characters. Now get lost emo, go watch Invader Zim.

[Hayley]

I loved yours, unfortunately you weren't allowed to use the letters H, a, y, l or e :S

DAMMIT! GOD DAMMIT! I hate myself. I'm the loser. :(

[Klaus]

I vonder if I'm a top or a bottom...

If I had to guess, I'd say bottom.

...A reluctant bottom.

[Roger]

I didn't even realize there was a poem contest

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I COULDA WON!!!!!!

Watch winner get citizen

[Larkin]

Not foxy Roxy, not foxy at all.

-vote FM Game Master

[Fluttershy]

I will die first.. yay.

[Ackbar]

You're an asshole. Way to totally NOT be Admiral Ackbar and instead reference a show only emos and wanna-be losers claim to love. Loser.

You mad?

[Hayley]

You mad?

Of a scene emo? Nope.

[Ross]

I dun tink we can post videos right?

[Roger]

I'll be chapped if that was the only contest today:(

[Steve]

why no signatures?
;(

[Yoshimitsu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjXN_xPQd0M

[Ackbar]

Of a scene emo? Nope.

Scene and emo are two differen't things..
And liking Jhonen Vasquez's art work and masturbating to invader zim are 2 vurry different things.

[Beru]

why no signatures?
;(

An apple a day makes you gay.

[Klaus]

You are all trolls, ya?

Vhy must ve troll? Vhy must ve follow such a disappointing, yet revarding existence?

Ze Germans are much better than this.

[Hayley]

Scene and emo are two differen't things..
And liking Jhonen Vasquez's art work and masturbating to invader zim are 2 vurry different things.

Differen't? Okay, now you've really got to die.

[Han]

Watch winner get citizen

+1

[Wicket]

Now isn't this a wonderful day everyone? I am so happy to be allowed to play with you all! ^_^

[Hayley]

Now isn't this a wonderful day everyone? I am so happy to be allowed to play with you all! ^_^

Shut up.

[Yoshimitsu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU

[Ross]

day 1 confuse ross. ross go fap.

[Chandler]

Shut up.

Watch your tongue, buddy.

[Han]

Shut up.

i feel sorry for you. lets be friends!

[Ackbar]

Differen't? Okay, now you've really got to die.

OH MY GOD, Conformist.

[Yoshimitsu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_PVPyn6n8

[Hayley]

OH MY GOD, Conformist.

I like being differen't, so bug off.

[Beru]

Differen't? Okay, now you've really got to die.

Please don't hurt him. You're discriminating against the disabled.

[Tebow]

8. No invisible ink, secret codes must be ratified with me.

8. No invisible ink

No

invisible

ink

Mod edit: Warning for use of invisible ink - Free Lynch day 0 would be quite an accomplishment!

[Rachel]

I like being differen't, so bug off.

"I like being illiterate."
That is what I just read.

[Ackbar]

OMG Y U NO PICK AVATAR TO MATCH YOUR NAME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
CONFORMIST, not DIFFEREN'T!

[Beru]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why are you posting blank space? O.o

[Chandler]

-vote Everyone who makes an accusing post without proof

[Hayley]

CONFORMIST, not DIFFEREN'T!

I'm not a CONRFORMIST. I like being DIFFERE NOT!

[Rachel]

-vote Everyone who makes an accusing post without proof


troll face

[Owen]

I'm not talking about memes, loser. IT'S A TARRRPPP isn't even funny. Look around, and note that most people chose avatars pertaining to their characters. Now get lost emo, go watch Invader Zim.

Wow, and you're a rpfag to boot.

Anyone who protects this douche tonight dies with him.

[Ackbar]

I'm not a CONRFORMIST. I like being DIFFERE NOT!

so ur a scene emo then

[Hayley]

Wow, and you're a rpfag to boot.

Anyone who protects this douche tonight dies with him.

Suck my vagina.

[Han]

Owen







hush

[Ross]

Mod edit: Warning for use of invisible ink - Free Lynch day 0 would be quite an accomplishment!

slapped

[Hayley]

so ur a scene emo then

They are two differen't things.

[Ackbar]

Suck my vagina.

Suck my urethra.

[FM Ferengi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0V-uSEYZmQ

[Biggs]

spammming to get my post count up. can't RP because I don't know who I am/where I'm from

[Hayley]

Suck my urethra.

Lets 69 and get it over with, then. I can feel the sexual tension between us.

[Ackbar]

spammming to get my post count up. can't RP because I don't know who I am/where I'm from

Tyrone Biggs from grove street

[Luke]

spammming to get my post count up. can't RP because I don't know who I am/where I'm from

I do believe you may be related to Gavin.

[Paul]

Someone kill Hayley and save us all the trouble.

[Hayley]

Someone kill Hayley and save us all the trouble.

How about you -suicide?

[Ackbar]

Lets 69 and get it over with, then. I can feel the sexual tension between us.

OR we'll just end up being on the same team, HNGGG~~~:>

[Paul]

How about you -suicide?

First I must fulfill my quota of punching and kicking things. You know, like in Tekken.

[Tebow]

I found a contradiction in the rules!
:O

[Ackbar]

I found a contradiction in the rules!
:O

omg GF, spill. :3

[Hayley]

First I must fulfill my quota of punching and kicking things. You know, like in Tekken.

Shut up, Akira.

[Mkoll]

I found a contradiction in the rules!
:O

You're just asshurt because you got dickslapped.
By a female mod.

[Hayley]

I found a contradiction in the rules!
:O

Go on, Tiny Tim.

[Luke]

So, Beru.... Do tell what role you've got.

[Stan]

Missed competition because I was installing a new TV in my living room...nice...

[Ackbar]

Why am I stuck as a virgin with rage, tell me why sonic chu will never age.

[Wicket]

16 hours later. Hayley alienated herself so much that no one will visit her at night.




YOU ARE A WINNER!

[Mkoll]

Missed competition because I was installing a new TV in my living room...nice...

I missed it too because I was installing a new port-a-potty on the int'l space station.
Nice.

[Wicket]

I like Trains!

[Stan]

I missed it too because I was installing a new port-a-potty on the int'l space station.
Nice.

-5 points

[Han]

Hayley is doing a great job.

[Mkoll]

I like Trains!

TRAINS?
I LIKE RUNNING TRAINS ON YOUR MOTHER WHILE YOU SLEEP

[Wicket]

Double posting is scummy! AND IMPOSSIBRU WITH U GUYS ARROUND!

[Ackbar]

I'm citizen btw

[Wicket]

TRAINS?
I LIKE RUNNING TRAINS ON YOUR MOTHER WHILE YOU SLEEP

DON'T YOU DARE TO BADMOUTH MY MOTHER JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A FURRY!

[Tebow]

8. No invisible ink
10. Have fun.

how to have fun without invisible ink on day 0?

[Mkoll]

-5 points

OH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Mkoll]

OH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU

[Larkin]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU

You're not my sarge, HEY EVERYONE WE GOT A PHONY HERE! A BIG FAT PHONY!

[Luke]

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[Stan]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU

Docked another 5 points for not taking points system seriously.
This is srs bizness duuuudddee.

[Mkoll]

You're not my sarge, HEY EVERYONE WE GOT A PHONY HERE! A BIG FAT PHONY!

NO! SHUT UP!
YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK & YOU'LL GIVE AWAY MY TACTICS!

[Hayley]

Missed competition because I was installing a new TV in my living room...nice...

I love you papa

[Larkin]

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I am the vigilante apparently.

[Mkoll]

Docked another 5 points for not taking points system seriously.
This is srs bizness duuuudddee.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU

[Wedge]

spammming to get my post count up. can't RP because I don't know who I am/where I'm from

star wars

[Forum Mafia GM]

We have a great show for you today, everyone! DJ Roxy, the fox that rox, is here to bring you more news and choons!

On a serious note, three U.S. Marines were killed this morning by a roadside car bomb. Local militant leaders in Afghanistan have appealed to stop the fighting, but U.S. Military drone strikes in the region have soured the negotiations.

One individual in our fair town has been seen running around in her underwear screaming something about aliens. Yes, Mrs. Parish is up to her tricks again, but you gotta admire her agility at 83 years old.

We are now breaking live to our sister radio station in the next county for more news.

Rox ouuutttt.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLhk49iLAQY

[Larkin]

NO! SHUT UP!
YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK & YOU'LL GIVE AWAY MY TACTICS!

*aims rifle at Mkoll*

[Stan]

*aims rifle at Mkoll*
+5 points

[Monica]

Missed competition because I was installing a new TV in my living room...nice...
I missed it because i was sleeping but what ever excuse you have is fine i guess

[Wedge]

On a serious note, three U.S. Marines were killed this morning by a roadside car bomb. Local militant leaders in Afghanistan have appealed to stop the fighting, but U.S. Military drone strikes in the region have soured the negotiations.


i find that offensive.....

[Beru]

I really enjoy this display of manmeat.

[Stan]

I really enjoy this display of manmeat.

I'm seconding this as well, let the man meat continue in all its patriotic glory!
+15 points

[Mkoll]

*aims rifle at Mkoll*

*aims rifle back at the dumb bastard*

You don't wanna do this, Larkin.

[Forum Mafia GM]

WACKY CRAZY BONANZA TIME!!!

D-ROX NEEDS... A MUSIC SUBMISSION!

TWISTED HEART IS LOOKING FOR THE BEST SONG SELECTION. IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES (UNTIL 45 MINUTES PAST THE HOUR) SUBMIT A SINGLE SONG VIA PM TO DJ ROXY (FM GAME MASTER).

My favourite song submission wins, and is played on the radio!

[Monica]

I really enjoy this display of manmeat.

Do you cut your manmeat with a knife? Like lets say a serial killer? ANSWER THAT ONE

[Stan]

i find that offensive.....

-5 points for needing a thicker skin.

[Han]

whoa shit GM does request edits

http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/9213-Day-0-Good-morning-America!?p=143338&viewfull=1#post143338

[Stan]

Do you cut your manmeat with a knife? Like lets say a serial killer? ANSWER THAT ONE

+5 points for the pro deduction.

[Beru]

Do you cut your manmeat with a knife? Like lets say a serial killer? ANSWER THAT ONE

No. But I do like to eat manmeat, if you catch my drift.

[Stan]

No. But I do like to eat manmeat, if you catch my drift.

Your patriotism has brought a tear to my eye fellow citizen.
+ 5 points

[Biggs]

really hope I don't get citizen

[Han]

lol is it just me or is Beru acting differently ever since he got his role

[Yoda]

Good, hope is. Hmmmmmm.

[Chewbacca]

lol is it just me or is Beru acting differently ever since he got his role

Rawwwwwroooooor.

[Brady]

afk

[Forum Mafia GM]

Competition closed.

[Han]

inb4 it takes hours to listen to all the submission.

[Mkoll]

inb4 it takes hours to listen to all the submission.

+1

[Beru]

lol is it just me or is Beru acting differently ever since he got his role

I'm just giddy, Han.

:)

[Boba]

Boba in the HOUSE!

[Brees]

Hi everyone!

[Mkoll]

I actually got cit, Han.

:(

Fixed.

[Stan]

Good, hope is. Hmmmmmm.

Speaking in character, you are.

+5

[Boba]

Han, have you paid your debt to Jabba yet? Or do we have an issue....

[Rawne]

I wish I could speak in character, but I've never heard of the Gaunt's Ghosts series until trying to figure out where all these usernames came from. Anyone read them and wish to help me out here?

[Mkoll]

I wish I could speak in character, but I've never heard of the Gaunt's Ghosts series until trying to figure out where all these usernames came from. Anyone read them and wish to help me out here?

I was in the same boat & they gave me a LMGTFY.
It's no useeeeeee

[Biggs]

I wish I could speak in character, but I've never heard of the Gaunt's Ghosts series until trying to figure out where all these usernames came from. Anyone read them and wish to help me out here?

THIS please

[Forum Mafia GM]

Thanks for staying tuned to Twisted Heart, the only radio station that's had a restraining order taken out against it!

There were some great responses to our giveaway music bonanza. We'll probably blast out some of those great tunes throughout the day, but now for our winning song.

It was a difficult choice, but DJ Roxxy likes a bit of electronica once in a while. Time to put on your shades and just chill on a hill somewhere as we play our next track, Loud Pipes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64liF2VuLxI

[Biggs]

o I know!

today is the day for luna to see who posts the most and therefore who should be given chairman

it's mee it's mee!!

[Rawne]

I was in the same boat & they gave me a LMGTFY.
It's no useeeeeee
I know. I did look it up, but since it's from novels, it's not as easy to figure out speech patterns and other idiosyncrasies. I don't feel confident in guessing, either.

Maybe I'll go read the books. Or maybe there are quotes from them I can find on the webs?

[Stan]

I know. I did look it up, but since it's from novels, it's not as easy to figure out speech patterns and other idiosyncrasies. I don't feel confident in guessing, either.

Maybe I'll go read the books. Or maybe there are quotes from them I can find on the webs?

Google is your friend.

[Boba]

I currently have Twisted Heart tuned in on my helmet radio! Solid song list so far!

[Phoebe]

hello all. ur badass head vigilante is here 8)

[Paul]

Maybe I'll go read the books. Or maybe there are quotes from them I can find on the webs?

Go read Ender's Game instead. Amazing book.

[Tebow]

hello all. ur badass head vigilante is here 8)
liar
the head vigilante would never have that avatar. I mean, he doesn't even have vigilante shades!

[Bragg]

Lurking like a boss on troll day. No idea who this Bragg guy is.

Luna the trollmod is messing with me so bad. I AM THE VETERRAN PLZ DONT VISIT!

[Boba]

DON'T YOU DARE TO BADMOUTH MY MOTHER JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A FURRY!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrzqmqlI6M1r3parto1_500.gif

Was that her?

[Rawne]

Google is your friend.

You know, I would not have gotten as far as I have right now without Googling.

[Stan]

Lurking like a boss on troll day. No idea who this Bragg guy is.

Luna the trollmod is messing with me so bad. I AM THE VETERRAN PLZ DONT VISIT!

Claiming Vet d1, obviously not vet. Or wifoming. I QUESTION YOUR PATRIOTISM -10 points.

[Boba]

I enjoy Stan The Mans point system.

[Han]

Google is your friend.

they obviously cant use google.

[Han]

fuck cant post because of all the spam fuck.

[Stan]

I enjoy Stan The Mans point system.

I forgot. +13 for being in character earlier. Also I feel I need to get away from all these multiples of 5.

[Stan]

fuck cant post because of all the spam fuck.

Obviously new to FM because this happens EVERY GAME.

-4

[Phoebe]

liar
the head vigilante would never have that avatar. I mean, he doesn't even have vigilante shades!

ur right. *smokes a cigar*
now i do 8)

[Larkin]

I forgot. +13 for being in character earlier. Also I feel I need to get away from all these multiples of 5.

Gief point tally or lose 50 DKP.

[Han]

I am han, give me leia.

[Boba]

I am han, give me leia.

You are Han, you go in Carbonite.
I am Bobba, I collect bounty.

[Eddy]

Hello darlings. Edy reporting for duty! I must say I hate that extra d in my name... Apparently its some character from Tekken that I have no particular affiliation to.

But have no fear! Some cheerful news for everyone. From this day on you can join the Edy Squad! An elite group of soldiers that fight to save our motherland Gallia from the opression of the empire!

Yes some killing will be involved, you'd have to dirty your hands and break some fingernails. But look on the bright side! You can still look stunning in these uniforms while you are shooting some bad guys dead! Sign up today! Please? Edy will love you!

[Bragg]

The one who gets most Stan points gets shot by orange mafia!

[King]

I'm stuck god knows where... listening to the most boring radio station possible, probably the station in hell waiting room, all the while having an identity crises.

WHO AM I ? WHAT IS MY ROLE IN LIFE? WHY IS THERE AN ASSHOLE CALLING IN THE STATION AND ONLY SAYS uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Forum Mafia GM]

DJ Roxy in the house, ready to Rox your sox!

Guess what dudes, Twisted Heart just got exclusive coverage of the Eurovision song contest 2012! I know, pretty radical right? We'll be bringing you coverage of that event later in the day.

In the meantime, more local news. The large firm that has moved into town has informed me that some VIP visitors will be arriving, and hopes our little town will make them very welcome. No worries there, the Twist will always be around to help the new kids in town!

In more world news, the Russian President has apparently had to step down after allegations of corruption. This is after months of criticism surrounding his handling of the situation in Afghanistan. I think I can speak for the rest of the world when I say, I hope this doesn't affect their entry into the Eurovision song contest.

This next song was submitted into our last contest and it's become quite a hit around the station, we hope you like it too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u2aEPoBvco

[Leia]

I am han, give me leia.

You're so... Hansome!
Honey do you like my buns?

[Chandler]

You're so... Hansome!
Honey do you like my buns?

I don't remember the quote. And I'm CERTAIN that wasn't how it went down.

[Han]

hey eddy

wanna be friends?

[Han]

You're so... Hansome!
Honey do you like my buns?

*om nomonmonm* theyre *nmonmonom*















cranberry.

[Greedo]

I'm so sexay!

[Greedo]

You like that?

[Greedo]

That's right. I know you like that.