Day 0: Good morning, America!

[FM Ferengi]

-mutes music-


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jADOxwwT_lg

-turns music back on-

[Monica]

I don't remember the quote. And I'm CERTAIN that wasn't how it went down.
That is exactly how it went down. I just finished watching the movie a few seconds ago

[Boba]

That's right. I know you like that.

Who shot first, you or Han?!

[Eddy]

hey eddy

wanna be friends?

Did you just... OOooo... The rage!

Its Edy not Eddy.

Its pronounced E-D, not EH-D. Understood lord Han Zero? This is my name for you now. You can be recruited into my squad if you apologize!

[Boba]

That is exactly how it went down. I just finished watching the movie a few seconds ago

Are you and Chandler still happily married?

[Beru]

That's right. I know you like that.

How do you know I like that? :shy:

[Stan]

Gief point tally or lose 50 DKP.

I have a full 52 person list, do you want the entire list or just people who actually have points thus far?

[Stan]

Did you just... OOooo... The rage!

Its Edy not Eddy.

Its pronounced E-D, not EH-D. Understood lord Han Zero? This is my name for you now. You can be recruited into my squad if you apologize!

Misspelling your own name. -8 points.

[Greedo]

How do you know I like that? :shy:

Hey Paul!

[Eddy]

I shall return much later darlings. You'l miss me won't you? Edy departing on a mission!

[Han]

im sorry.


later schrubs.

[Boba]

I have a full 52 person list, do you want the entire list or just people who actually have points thus far?

Yes please!

[Beru]

Hey Paul!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[Chandler]

That is exactly how it went down. I just finished watching the movie a few seconds ago

Nope. I checked. It isn't.

[Han]

btw greedo shot first.

[Chewbacca]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWROOOOOOOOOO OOOOR?

[Monica]

Are you and Chandler still happily married?
It's a bit up and down, with him calling me fat and all.

[Stan]

I'm so sexay!

Multiposting is annoying. -2 points

[Bragg]

someone kill the yeti please

[Chandler]

*yawn* So when will night phase occur and we can do some stuff?

[Stan]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWROOOOOOOOOO OOOOR?

+20 points because Chewy is awesome.

[Stan]

someone kill the yeti please

-15 for being an ass.

[Heihachi]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWROOOOOOOOOO OOOOR?

An excellent observation Sir Bearington.

[Monica]

someone kill the yeti please

Only mafia use orangeish type text. So answer this one, ARE YOU THE MAFIA?

[Chandler]

He is a Wookie, not a bear. Sheesh! Get it right!

[Greedo]

-15 for being an ass.

Stan please. Where do you live? Downtown? No, I didn't think so.

*Grin*

I have to return some videotapes.

[Chandler]

Only mafia use orangeish type text. So answer this one, ARE YOU THE MAFIA?

Here's you answer: Nobody has received their role cards yet. Also, you shouldn't force people to read their role cards.

[Stan]

He is a Wookie, not a bear. Sheesh! Get it right!

+10 for this statement alone.

[Stan]

Here's you answer: Nobody has received their role cards yet. Also, you shouldn't force people to read their role cards.

and another 5 for this one.

[Heihachi]

He is a Wookie, not a bear. Sheesh! Get it right!

http://i.imgur.com/8zREt.png

[Bragg]

-15 for being an ass.

better than a jew

[Forum Mafia GM]

Hey, the word on the street is that some cat called Andrew Ryan be recruitin' for some project. Don't know is these heebie-jeebies be connected to the new company in town, ya hear me dog?

But if homie be workin' on a utopia, I can get behind that. This world's gone crayzee. Riots in Poland and the Ukraine, probably just some footie hooligans, 'nuff said but makes ya think eh?

Everyone should just mind their manners. Rox out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GYe7LqTnTE

[Chewbacca]

Andrew Ryan be recruitin' for some project.

Rawro.

[Steve]

-skip day

[Paul]

Hey Paul!

Excuse me?

I am Paul.

Also, who shot first?

[Stan]

-skip day

-25
Foxconn
That is all.

[Bragg]

-skip day

[Steve]

-25
Foxconn
That is all.

Shut up Stan, guy with highest post count dies tonight.

[Chandler]

-25
Foxconn
That is all.

You forgot to mention that cyan is forbidden outside of voting!

Like this:

-vote Stan for President!

[Stan]

Shut up Stan, guy with highest post count dies tonight.

Beru?

-10 points for threats

[Luke]

Excuse me?

I am Paul.

Also, who shot first?


Me.

[Steve]

You forgot to mention that cyan is forbidden outside of voting!

Like this:

-vote Stan for President!

I VOTED TO SKIP THE DAY

Also turquoise is fair game.

[Bragg]

Everyone hates your points Stan

Go away.

[Stan]

I VOTED TO SKIP THE DAY

Also turquoise is fair game.

Forgetting to bold. -5 points

[Chewbacca]

Everyone hates your points Stan

Go away.


Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Gaunt]

Hello all, I claim citizen. I have no idea what role I am but I CLAIM citizen! Also there is a giant thunderstorm outside my house.

[Chandler]

Here's an idea:

Person with lowest Stan point count gets shot by red mafia.

Person with highest Stan point count gets shot by orange mafia.

Like it?

[Bragg]

this is a democracy so the opinions of bear people dont count

[Luke]

Hello all, I claim citizen. I have no idea what role I am but I CLAIM citizen! Also there is a giant thunderstorm outside my house.


>Googles areas with large thunderstorms ongoing

[Chewbacca]

this is a democracy so the opinions of bear people dont count

Rawr :(.

[Steve]

Forgetting to bold. -5 points

I did bold.
+69-∞

[Chandler]

this is a democracy so the opinions of bear people dont count

That is not a democracy! By definition, ANYONE can vote!

[Stan]

Rawr :(.

Don't worry Chewy, you're an American hero! You can have my vote.

[Boba]

Everyone hates your points Stan

Go away.


Stan so far is the only one worthy enough to be my co-pilot in Slave 1.

[Chandler]

this is a democracy so the opinions of bear people dont count

And I already told you, Chewbacca is a Wookie, not a bear.

[Chewbacca]

Don't worry Chewy, you're an American hero! You can have my vote.

Raw Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwr.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... the results are in!

I have received a list from an anonymous source detailing the winners of our newest competition! A points system was in place and we can now reap the benefits.

Beru 20
Chewbacca 20
Chandler 15
Boba 13
Larkin 5
Monica 5
Yoda 5
Greedo -2
Han -4
Wedge -5
Eddy -8
Mkoll -20
Bragg -25
Steve -40

As the results clearly show, Beru and Chewbacca are the winners! Since Beru has already won a competition, Chewbacca will be the recipient of his role card IMMEDIATELY!

Twisted Heart FM is also saddened to hear the news that Steve is a pleb.

[Boba]

Has it been said yet when Night 0 will be over?

[Monica]

Has it been said yet when Night 0 will be over?
Attempting to collect your bounty earlier?

[Forum Mafia GM]

Has it been said yet when Night 0 will be over?

Night 0 will finish Saturday night/Sunday morning. We are currently in Day 0 - where I haven't really received any questions, apparently my order of operations and role cards are awesome.

[Steve]

What the fuck. Sunday morning?
You do know it's Thursday?

[Forum Mafia GM]

DJ Roxy, playing tunes and giving you the news all day long.

Twisted Heart 102.6 has forced me to interrupt the current music to bring you details of our new competition. I'd stick it to the man, but the man gives me my money!

All of our listeners are eligible to enter. Phone/PM in and submit a single number - it can be as high or low as you want. Whoever submits the lowest number (minimum number: 1, must be a positive integer) wins! The catch? It has to be the lowest unique number. If someone else submits your number, you lose! You have 15 minutes, until the clock says 30 minutes past the hour.

The winner of this contest will receive a pretty funky role pm. Speaking of funky things, here's Lisztomania - a particular favourite of mine.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGbVaJ5kl7s

[Forum Mafia GM]

What the fuck. Sunday morning?
You do know it's Thursday?

Fun fact: I don't live in your timezone.

Another fun fact: Day 0 lasts about 24 hours, Night 0 lasts about 24 hours.

Moar fun fact: Plebs tend to get shot :)

[Roger]

I sent 2. If anyone else also sends 2, they lose:)

[Stan]

I sent 2. If anyone else also sends 2, they lose:)

WIFOM

[Hayley]

Penis

[Roger]

WIFOM

No WIFOM

[Stan]

No WIFOM

All the WIFOM

+5 points

[Hayley]

All the WIFOM

+5 points

Shut up, fool.

[Stan]

Shut up, fool.

-5 points for being ignorant.

[Forum Mafia GM]

The game is... over!

Bragg is the winner!

[Boba]

The game is... over!

Bragg is the winner!

What did he/she win with? (What was the winning number?)

[Phoebe]

so who here thinks stan is a troll ?? who wants to join my vigilante guild ?? 8)

[Stan]

so who here thinks stan is a troll ?? who wants to join my vigilante guild ?? 8)

Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean its bad.

+5 points for questioning my motives though.

[Gaunt]

stan will be the first to die, book it!

[Jabba]

jabba jabba jabba?















jabba

[Forum Mafia GM]

What did he/she win with? (What was the winning number?)

The winning number was: 4

6 was a close runner-up. 1 and 2 went quickly.

And now, DJ Roxy would like to play a solemn number for all the losers of our competition, as requested by a caller.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ak4bt7qJ6k

[Vick]

Hey there dude!

Test-ing-ah one-two can'ya hear me? hell-o? hell-o?

What's goin on dudes, what's the dealio Vick is in tha house.

[Yoshimitsu]

I did 5, so close QQ

[Vick]

so who here thinks stan is a troll ?? who wants to join my vigilante guild ?? 8)

Whoa there dude, cool your jets. We don't need the vigilantes runnin' all wild there, dude.

You're probably just mad 'cause ya got no points, dude. Relax take a chill pill.

[Jabba]

Hey there dude!

Test-ing-ah one-two can'ya hear me? hell-o? hell-o?

What's goin on dudes, what's the dealio Vick is in tha house.

Pa'sa tah ono caulky malia. Ee youngee d'emperolo teesaw. Twa spastika awahl no

[Vick]

Pa'sa tah ono caulky malia. Ee youngee d'emperolo teesaw. Twa spastika awahl no

Uh... Yeah dude, that sounds good me me man. Um... whoa gotta go dude! I'm just getting a call from the... people that are being a distraction. Keep it real, dude.

[Boba]

Hey there dude!

Test-ing-ah one-two can'ya hear me? hell-o? hell-o?

What's goin on dudes, what's the dealio Vick is in tha house.

"Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard"

[Stan]

Pa'sa tah ono caulky malia. Ee youngee d'emperolo teesaw. Twa spastika awahl no

I don't know what language that is, but its definitely not American. -5 points.

[Phoebe]

Hey there dude!

Test-ing-ah one-two can'ya hear me? hell-o? hell-o?

What's goin on dudes, what's the dealio Vick is in tha house.

i want to inviet u and any other gents to my guild !! gents and mams if u have no fear of evil then join my guild !! 8)

[Stan]

"Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard"

+10 Love that show :D

[Jabba]

Uh... Yeah dude, that sounds good me me man. Um... whoa gotta go dude! I'm just getting a call from the... people that are being a distraction. Keep it real, dude.

Boska! Wanta Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.

[Jabba]

I don't know what language that is, but its definitely not American. -5 points.

Mmmmmm. Uga. Spasteelia a bunkadunka. Race a spuce adoobla.

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=495032#ixzz1yTUoOPUL

[Vick]

"Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard"

Pretty sure I'd remember doin' that, dude. Besides, I'm a hands off kinda guy, not down with the guns dude. They don't make ya a cool guy, the only thing that makes ya a cool guy is not lookin' at explosions. Plus I'm way over here, wherever I am that you never find me, dude.

[Bragg]

give the bear neg points for talking non english too bitte dankeschon

[Phoebe]

i will cleans this town from all evil !!
whos with me??
*lights cigar* 8)

[Vick]

i will cleans this town from all evil !!
whos with me??
*lights cigar* 8)

You should slow it down with the cigars there, dude. that's like your forth one today. Bad for your throat, gonna need a lozenge soon.

[Stan]

give the bear neg points for talking non english too bitte dankeschon

You should stop trying to order people around, it ain't American bro.

-4

[Phoebe]

You should slow it down with the cigars there, dude. that's like your forth one today. Bad for your throat, gonna need a lozenge soon.

it is my second cigar. cigars calm me dwn wen killing trolls
*cracks knuckles*
r u a troll? 8)

[Monica]

it is my second cigar. cigars calm me dwn wen killing trolls
*cracks knuckles*
r u a troll? 8)

I no troll, i just haz fun on the interwebs all dayz caling people n00bz in mafia.

[Bragg]

if your points are for showing how american we are then I want more neg points :D

[Stan]

if your points are for showing how american we are then I want more neg points :D

Good effort, but still wrong.

[Leia]

I'm a princess!
Does that net me at least a few points?

[Phoebe]

I no troll, i just haz fun on the interwebs all dayz caling people n00bz in mafia.

*cocks shotgun*
*aims at Monica*
wat did u say? u r going to regret this moment tonight

[FM Ferengi]

http://youtu.be/CoKEb4B1LCU

[Beru]

I'm a princess!
Does that net me at least a few points?

We don't have a monarchy in America.

[Vick]

it is my second cigar. cigars calm me dwn wen killing trolls
*cracks knuckles*
r u a troll? 8)

I on whatever side you're on dude. If you say so.

[Stan]

I'm a princess!
Does that net me at least a few points?

I'm feeling generous.

+6

[Monica]

*cocks shotgun*
*aims at Monica*
wat did u say? u r going to regret this moment tonight
i sayz I no troll, i just haz fun on the interwebs all dayz caling people n00bz in mafia.

[Leia]

We don't have a monarchy in America.

But Americans love William and Kate!

[Hayley]

I'm feeling generous.

+6

How about me, papa?

[Stan]

We don't have a monarchy in America.

She's Vader's daughter. I don't feel like getting force choked for messing with daddy's little girl.

[Hayley]

She's Vader's daughter. I don't feel like getting force choked for messing with daddy's little girl.

I. Said. Give. Me. Points.

[Stan]

How about me, papa?

Hayley, I'm zombie dancing with your brother, we can talk about this later.

[Hayley]

Hayley, I'm zombie dancing with your brother, we can talk about this later.

Give me points or I'll cripple you. Again.

[Stan]

Give me points or I'll cripple you. Again.

I'll give you 20 points to register republican.

[Hayley]

I'll give you 20 points to register republican.

Fine.

[Phoebe]

stan we r a like in mny ways!! u shuld join my viganlite guild!! i can give u soem sades

[Monica]

Stan, Give us an update on how many points have been given out to everyone. I lost count a while ago

[Hayley]

Stan, Give us an update on how many points have been given out to everyone. I lost count a while ago

I have 80.

[Stan]

Fine.

+20

Also Phoebe, vigilante-ism is against Federal Law.
-10 points you criminal.

[Stan]

Stan, Give us an update on how many points have been given out to everyone. I lost count a while ago

Well if you total everyone's points, its 11 right now. But there's a lot of negative points about.

[Phoebe]

+20

Also Phoebe, vigilante-ism is against Federal Law.
-10 points you criminal.

yh but its for a god cause!

[Forum Mafia GM]

We have some breaking local news, folks, sorry to spoil the music!

It appears a body has been found in a cabin near the lake. Police have not revealed the cause of death, but eye-witness reports say that the victim was a young teen girl. Twisted Heart does not know if the police have any suspects, but lock your doors at night kids.

This is DJ Roxy, signing off for now. I leave you in the capable hands of my Twisted Heart 102.6 colleague, and hope this song will take your mind off of this grisly murder. You stay classy, now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF9fqx4H_Cg

- Roxy out

[Stan]

yh but its for a god cause!

Vigilante for god eh? Idk it doesn't sound very christian....

[Vick]

Vigilante for god eh? Idk it doesn't sound very christian....

Just think about it dude. A desert eagle in one hand, the stars and stripes in the other, and god on your side just like you always knew he was. Thought he was. The sides are confusing, dude. Don't think too much about it.

[Monica]

Just think about it dude. A desert eagle in one hand, the stars and stripes in the other, and god on your side just like you always knew he was. Thought he was. The sides are confusing, dude. Don't think too much about it.
How you think the British and Arabians feel about this. Lol

[Ackbar]

Fine.

Conformist.

[Chandler]

A murder? There is only one thing to do in a situation such as this!

...You know what I'm talking about. Everyone say it with me:

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

[Boba]

A murder? There is only one thing to do in a situation such as this!

...You know what I'm talking about. Everyone say it with me:

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

*Taps L and R TWICE*

[Yoshimitsu]

That's not a Barrel Roll

[Monica]

That's not a Barrel Roll

Oh, but it is a barrel roll, That's the thing

[Stan]

Oh, but it is a barrel roll, That's the thing

No it's not, both of them at the same time doesn't do that.
-10 points

[Wedge]

"Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard"
+1

Hey there dude!

Test-ing-ah one-two can'ya hear me? hell-o? hell-o?

What's goin on dudes, what's the dealio Vick is in tha house.
+1

*Taps L and R TWICE*
+1

[Lei]

And so it begins. Many pages of useless chat to sift through as usual.

Hopefully day 1 will be less of a waste of time -_-

[Stan]

And so it begins. Many pages of useless chat to sift through as usual.

Hopefully day 1 will be less of a waste of time -_-

This is not a waste of time, the point system is very important.

-5 for being cynical!

[Yoshimitsu]

And so it begins. Many pages of useless chat to sift through as usual.

Hopefully day 1 will be less of a waste of time -_-

Well day 0 is lasting 3 days, so enjoy

[Stan]

15 points for whoever correctly guesses the Highest and Lowest players on my points tally first!

[Monica]

And so it begins. Many pages of useless chat to sift through as usual.

Hopefully day 1 will be less of a waste of time -_-
Don't bother, You didn't miss much except points.

[Lei]

3 days? Seriously? What the hell for?

[Roger]

Seriously, watch Stan be another Yayap smurf account just here to keep things interesting.

[Stan]

Well day 0 is lasting 3 days, so enjoy

No, if you paid attention, Saturday night/Sunday morning is when Night 0 ends, Day 0 and Night 0 will each last 24 hours, as the GM said earlier.

-2 points because you don't have a score yet.

[Stan]

Seriously, watch Stan be another Yayap smurf account just here to keep things interesting.

I can neither confirm nor deny this statement. However, +5 points for trying to deduce the point system's purpose. Now get back to the attic.

[Chandler]

Dear, Stan,
Your Stan points are awesome! The concept and execution is so good, it simply cannot be described! I love how you can keep track of everyone's point totals.

Love,
Chandler

[Roger]

Another fun fact: Day 0 lasts about 24 hours, Night 0 lasts about 24 hours.


Pew pew

[Roger]

I'll join all the points fun!

Well day 0 is lasting 3 days, so enjoy
+3 for trickery

3 days? Seriously? What the hell for?

-3 for falling for trickery

[Yoshimitsu]

No, if you paid attention, Saturday night/Sunday morning is when Night 0 ends, Day 0 and Night 0 will each last 24 hours, as the GM said earlier.

-2 points because you don't have a score yet.

thanks cutie

[Heihachi]

15 points for whoever correctly guesses the Highest and Lowest players on my points tally first!

Chewbacca
Heihachi

[Hayley]

15 points for whoever correctly guesses the Highest and Lowest players on my points tally first!

My brother. Steve has lowest.

[Wedge]

chewbacca
steve

[Yoshimitsu]

Chewy has the highest

[Hayley]

We have some breaking local news, folks, sorry to spoil the music!

It appears a body has been found in a cabin near the lake. Police have not revealed the cause of death, but eye-witness reports say that the victim was a young teen girl. Twisted Heart does not know if the police have any suspects, but lock your doors at night kids.

This is DJ Roxy, signing off for now. I leave you in the capable hands of my Twisted Heart 102.6 colleague, and hope this song will take your mind off of this grisly murder. You stay classy, now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF9fqx4H_Cg

- Roxy out

Glad it's not me.

[Stan]

Chewbacca
Heihachi
Wrong on both counts


My brother. Steve has lowest.
Correct, but you have to guess both to win.

[Lei]

Well excuse me for not having read the whole thread yet. Did anyone say anything important that I need to know about?

[Stan]

The points have changed since the radio competition, I've been busy :)

[Stan]

I'll join all the points fun!

+3 for trickery


-3 for falling for trickery

Normally I won't do this, but I'm adding these to tally because they're appropriate.

[Wedge]

hayley
steve

[Chandler]

Here's how to get Stan points:

How to gain:
Posting funny posts
Electing Stan for President
Complimenting Stan
Being optimistic

How to lose:
Being cynical
Insulting Stan
Bugging the FM Game Master about the day-night cycle
Being annoying
Being redundant
Not being funny
Hating Stan and his Stan points

[Tebow]

I'll join all the points fun!

+3 for trickery


-3 for falling for trickery
-69 for trying to start your own points competition

owait.

GAH. I hate not having invisible ink... Whatever. I suppose small text will have to do for this game.

[Stan]

The highest is not a member of my family.

[Stan]

Here's how to get Stan points:

How to gain:
Posting funny posts
Electing Stan for President
Complimenting Stan
Being optimistic

How to lose:
Being cynical
Insulting Stan
Bugging the FM Game Master about the day-night cycle
Being annoying
Being redundant
Not being funny
Hating Stan and his Stan points

You forgot:
Being American
Being Useful

as ways to get points.

+10 for being useful. You're the first person to get them for that.

[Wedge]

leia
steve

[Tebow]

chandler, steve?

[Stan]

chandler, steve?

DING DING DING

15 points for le winner!

Chandler: 25
Steve: -40

Why is my son such a disappointment?
Funfact: until I just gave chandler those points, it was Boba at 23.

[Wedge]

DING DING DING

15 points for le winner!

Chandler: 25
Steve: -40

Why is my son such a disappointment?
Funfact: until I just gave chandler those points, it was Boba at 23.

hax

[Chandler]

I guess "Phyr" plans to keep lurking and doing nothing useful?

Maybe we should mod-kill him?

[Tebow]

boba was actually my other guess, but i changed it when i saw yuo giving chandler all those points :o

[Monica]

Stan, I had made a song for you here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

[Chandler]

I wonder when our next Twisted Heart competition is.

[Wedge]

110 101 118 101 114

[Steve]

Hate to break it to you, but your son is not Steve Jobs, Stan.
I have successfully recreated the potion used in Romeo and Juliet and society now believes me dead.
I am not dead.
I regret my deceit to the general public, but after I discovered Atlantis I knew I could no longer live among humans.
I can however tell you that me and Tupac are fucking Atlantis bitches, and the WiFi here is pretty legit. Also the iPhone 5 sucks, I had no part in it's development... Don't buy the piece of shit.

Also GM is obv mafia trying to get me attacked.

[Chandler]

It's quiet... Too quiet...

Be careful! It's a trap!

[Steve]

It's quiet... Too quiet...

Be careful! It's a trap!

That would be funny if your name was Ackbar but it's not so be quiet.

[Steve]

Stan, I had made a song for you here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

Stan dies, are you trying to say something?

[Chandler]

Stan dies, are you trying to say something?

I'm quite tempted to reach for my Stan points guide and write "If your name is Steve, then you instantly lose points"!

If I roll a killing role, you're my first target.

[Monica]

Stan dies, are you trying to say something?
Maybe.

[Steve]

I'm quite tempted to reach for my Stan points guide and write "If your name is Steve, then you instantly lose points"!

If I roll a killing role, you're my first target.

I hope I roll you're a fag

[Stan]

-10 more points from Steve for not realizing the theme his name was chosen from.
-5 points from Monica because she's making me uneasy.

[Boba]

DING DING DING

15 points for le winner!

Chandler: 25
Steve: -40

Why is my son such a disappointment?
Funfact: until I just gave chandler those points, it was Boba at 23.

So close and yet so far.

[FM Ferengi]

http://youtu.be/JrlBPFxOxr0

[Vick]

Yo dude. Always glad to hear a feel good story. Gives me the warm fuzzies. Deep down in the cockles. Of my heart.

[Heihachi]

http://youtu.be/JrlBPFxOxr0

The entire estate is worth 10,000 rubber mice?
...it's...*puts on shades* 8)
OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!

[Rawne]

Where is Gaunt? I'd like to talk with him.

[Phoebe]

The entire estate is worth 10,000 rubber mice?
...it's...*puts on shades* 8)
OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!

do u wish to be part of the vigilante guild ?? 8)

[Monica]

do u wish to be part of the vigilante guild ?? 8)

There are not enough random town to fit your current vigilante guild, so one of you must be lying!
-vote Phoebe

[Chandler]

You may not vote, for this is Day 0.

[Heihachi]

do u wish to be part of the vigilante guild ?? 8)

No, kill yaself. I already own my own corporation.
In fact, this whole meeting is my doing.
Wellcome! To the Iron Fist tournament!

http://i.imgur.com/0oyxg.jpg

[Wicket]

Heihachi please. You lose your whole corporation at the end of that tournament.

[Chewbacca]

Rawoooooor Rawr?

[Chandler]

Well, here are my top ten favorite roles in Mafia.

Number 10: Bodyguard

Number 9: Consigliere

Number 8: Serial Killer

Number 7: Bus Driver

Number 6: Framer

Number 5: Doctor

Number 4: Amnesiac

Number 3: Cultist

Number 2: Arsonist

Number 1: Electro Maniac

Really there is no reason why Electro Maniac shouldn't be number one.

[Rawne]

Well, here are my top ten favorite roles in Mafia.

Number 10: Bodyguard

Number 9: Consigliere

Number 8: Serial Killer

Number 7: Bus Driver

Number 6: Framer

Number 5: Doctor

Number 4: Amnesiac

Number 3: Cultist

Number 2: Arsonist

Number 1: Electro Maniac

Really there is no reason why Electro Maniac shouldn't be number one.

Framer in the top 10? Really?

[Gaunt]

Well, here are my top ten favorite roles in Mafia.

Number 10: Bodyguard

Number 9: Consigliere

Number 8: Serial Killer

Number 7: Bus Driver

Number 6: Framer

Number 5: Doctor

Number 4: Amnesiac

Number 3: Cultist

Number 2: Arsonist

Number 1: Electro Maniac

Really there is no reason why Electro Maniac shouldn't be number one.

sup fragos?

[Greedo]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Greedo. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[Tebow]

The entire estate is worth 10,000 rubber mice?
...it's...*puts on shades* 8)
OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!

Vigilante shades?

[Tebow]

Well, here are my top ten favorite roles in Mafia.

Number 10: Bodyguard

Number 9: Consigliere

Number 8: Serial Killer

Number 7: Bus Driver

Number 6: Framer

Number 5: Doctor

Number 4: Amnesiac

Number 3: Cultist

Number 2: Arsonist

Number 1: Electro Maniac

Really there is no reason why Electro Maniac shouldn't be number one.

No spree killer?
My favorite role



I still havent seen it in a single game though...

[Vader]

I come in peace.

Please don't hurt me.

:(

[Boba]

I come in peace.

Please don't hurt me.

:(

http://www.retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/vader-fett-pulp-fiction.jpg

[Chandler]

*yawn* I'm going home now. I'll be back in about 10-12 hours.

[Tebow]

http://www.retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/vader-fett-pulp-fiction.jpg

wat

[Biggs]

god damn everyone is going to label me as a lurker for not spamming more

i had an exam today :/

RAWR

[Biggs]

I need an avatar any ideas? who is this guy anyway?

[Biggs]

im use dis avatar

nom sayin

[Monica]

im use dis avatar

nom sayin

Triple poster, Ofc scum and lurker trying to post whore

[Biggs]

Triple poster, Ofc scum and lurker trying to post whore

yaw yaw

bitches be hatin

nomsayin

[Roger]

I have an important annoncement to make.

I have officialy given up on the D0 contests. I appologize to all my family and friends who believed in me. I am a nobody without my rolecard, and therefore, I may give up on daychat until I have a place in society.

[Roger]

-69 for trying to start your own points competition

owait.

GAH. I hate not having invisible ink... Whatever. I suppose small text will have to do for this game.

oh, and haters gonna hate

[Chewbacca]

I have an important annoncement to make.

I have officialy given up on the D0 contests. I appologize to all my family and friends who believed in me. I am a nobody without my rolecard, and therefore, I may give up on daychat until I have a place in society.

Raw raw raw.

[Stan]

oh, and haters gonna hate

+10

[Boba]

Lets try this again. Take 2.


I come in peace.

Please don't hurt me.

:(

http://www.moviesaboutgladiators.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Pulp-Fiction.jpg

[Tarkin]

Sorry for tarkin' a long time to post.

I'm ready for action!

[Stan]

Sorry for tarkin' a long time to post.

I'm ready for action!

-5 points for being late to the party.
+10 for successfully avoiding a modkill.
so +5 and welcome :D

[Vick]

Lets try this again. Take 2.



http://www.moviesaboutgladiators.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Pulp-Fiction.jpg

Hey there dude. Just givin' ya a ring cause my fancy station picked up win in this post.

[Mkoll]

-5 points for being late to the party.
+10 for successfully avoiding a modkill.
so +5 and welcome :D

Are you still bullying people around with your points system?
How very Stan of you. +69 for being gay.

[Yoda]

Control, control, you must learn control!

[Stan]

Are you still bullying people around with your points system?
How very Stan of you. +69 for being gay.

Hardly bullying.
-5 for not understanding you don't control the point system.

[Stan]

Control, control, you must learn control!

Excellent advice as always Master!

+10

[Yoda]

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.

[Francine]

I'm back. Have I missed anything important?

[Yoda]

No. Not yet

[Biggs]

naw mang
jus me discoverimen who mah real identity is dawg
nomsayin

[Jin]

morning evening everyone!

[Vader]

Lets try this again. Take 2.



http://www.moviesaboutgladiators.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Pulp-Fiction.jpg

These are water guns. Obviously. I mean, come on.

[Yoda]

Strong is Vader.

[Mkoll]

Hardly bullying.
-5 for not understanding you don't control the point system.
Try and bully me all you like.
It will have no effect.
-28 to you for being gay.
Moar gay than you were before.

[Francine]

I'll add +10 points to myself because I am just really awesome!

[Yoda]

Great responsibility comes with awesomeness.

[Yoda]

Slimy green forum skin? My home this is!

[Francine]

That makes the both of us, Yoda!

[Jabba]

Slimy green forum skin? My home this is!

Jabba eat you.

[Francine]

Jut for your information, I am Fast Nighmarish Frozen Jailer. I kill Demon Hunters with ease.

[Yoda]

Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm.

[Jin]

Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm.

Weapon which?

[Han]

Im back guys!

[Greedo]

When does this end?

[Eddy]

Edy has also returned! My mission has been accomplished in case you were wondering.

Lord Han Zero, you are now officially the Edy Squad lieutenant! Congratulations!!

Now, assume your post soldier! There is a big ugly bear right there roaring endlessly, make him shut up! Its your first order.



Misspelling your own name. -8 points.

That is so rude! To the brig with you criminal, nobody questions Edy!

I'l let you out once you apologize! Then you can join the squad as a sergeant.


So darlings, did you miss me? I know you did! But i'm here now so you can take it easy, Edy will take care of everything! You just worry about worshipping me once i'm victorious.

[Biggs]

Edy has also returned! My mission has been accomplished in case you were wondering.

Lord Han Zero, you are now officially the Edy Squad lieutenant! Congratulations!!

Now, assume your post soldier! There is a big ugly bear right there roaring endlessly, make him shut up! Its your first order.




That is so rude! To the brig with you criminal, nobody questions Edy!

I'l let you out once you apologize! Then you can join the squad as a sergeant.


So darlings, did you miss me? I know you did! But i'm here now so you can take it easy, Edy will take care of everything! You just worry about worshipping me once i'm victorious.

ima seargant dawg
nomsayin

[Eddy]

ima seargant dawg
nomsayin

They can't say Edy discriminates! You are hereby recruited into the Edy Squad as First Sergeant Biggs!

Its so nice of you to volunteer! Love you darling.

The Edy Squad grows! Its time to assign codenames, Lord Han Zero's code name is... Zero. What would you like yours to be?

[Greedo]

You all talk so much crap.

[Greedo]

When does this end?

[Eddy]

Why darling, for you it ends when you die on the first night.

Unless you join the Edy Squad right now that is! I can protect you!

[Yoda]

Is the Edy Squad on the dark or light side, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

[Monica]

Is the Edy Squad on the dark or light side, hmm? Hmmmmmm.
Edy Squad is Jawa's, They do nothing but repair everything.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Hello again folks, Roxy is back! Time for another shift with the Foxx, fo' shizzle!

But first, some sad news. Another girl was discovered dead near the lake, and police have officially opened an investigation on a serial killer I have just dubbed the 'Lakeside Butcher'. Progress on the case may be faster, but it seems the police department is also having to investigate rumours of disturbed graves and mysterious figures around the church yard. The vicar is apparently convinced he heard some kind of moaning at the time, could this be linked to the Lakeside Butcher or is something else afoot?

In other news, your one and only DJ Roxy will be leaving Twisted Heart 102.6 at the end of the day. The new firm in town was impressed with my coverage and I received a job offer to go and broadcast for their in-house system! I'll miss all of you listeners out there but the gig sounds pretty sweet. The woman I spoke to on the phone did sound slightly off though, kept muttering something about... testing?

The important thing is that, since this is my last day, I hope you'll all join me in one final partayyy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

[Gaunt]

no roxy don't leave us!

[Forum Mafia GM]

Thankfully I will still be around to bring you exclusive coverage of the Eurovision song contest on my final day! What a wonderful way to celebrate the great times I've had with my Twisted Heart colleagues.

In local news, the company in the hills has asked me to remind their employees that tomorrow is Bring Your Daughter To Work Day! I'm sure it will be a day for the young ones to remember.

The British Prime Minister, David Cameron, has authorized the British 23rd Air Battalion to cancel their involvement in the NATO exercises and immediately head over to St. George's Island, which sources tell us is in danger of a Communist takeover from local guerrillas. The British Foreign Secretary has made a press statement easing fears of military conflict, and confirming that the move was part of a planned goodwill visit. The government of East Yemen, who has reportedly been supporting the guerrillas, has refused to comment. The White House has inquired whether any more reinforcements of goodwill will be necessary.

On a lighter note, a Lighthouse Keeper was thrilled this morning when the Atlantic Ocean was returned safely following a failed hostage negotiation. The fish that had taken up residence in his lighthouse have now returned to the sea.

[Boba]

Keep
Calm
And
Call
Me
Maybe

[King]

maybe Jack the dipper is responsible for the murders by the lake

[King]

bring your daughter to work? what a ridiculous idea this was... it should of been bring your kids to work day.

[Chandler]

So, I'll be periodically working until about 6:00, but I'll check back every hour or so. And in case you're wondering... I use Central Time.

[Forum Mafia GM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcTlbi-dCjI

Twisted Heart 102.6, your source of good news, good music and good times!

DJ Roxy still on the air, bringing sunshine into your life and spinning those discs. My station owner has asked me to thank all of our listeners that have sent in questions - we hope to answer them as quickly as possible and clear up any issues you folks might be having.

Wait... what? Oh my god, what the hell is that I hear?

NEW COMPETITION BONANAZA!!!

The rules are simple; I will pose a question to all of our listeners, and you must call in (PM) with your advice as if you were our resident Agony Aunt! The most helpful and comical piece of advice wins; you will receive a reputation point on your main account at the end of the game and your role will be given to you INSTANTLY!

Submissions must be entered within the next hour - you have until 5.30pm GMT (work it out for yourself!)

[Chandler]

You all talk so much crap.

I heard that! And I can hear you talking about me, too.

[Lando]

Serial Killer targeting little girls
+
Bring your daughter to work day
+
mumblemumble ... testing
=
HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS
(on more than one level)

[Chandler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcTlbi-dCjI

Twisted Heart 102.6, your source of good news, good music and good times!

DJ Roxy still on the air, bringing sunshine into your life and spinning those discs. My station owner has asked me to thank all of our listeners that have sent in questions - we hope to answer them as quickly as possible and clear up any issues you folks might be having.

Wait... what? Oh my god, what the hell is that I hear?

NEW COMPETITION BONANAZA!!!

The rules are simple; I will pose a question to all of our listeners, and you must call in (PM) with your advice as if you were our resident Agony Aunt! The most helpful and comical piece of advice wins; you will receive a reputation point on your main account at the end of the game and your role will be given to you INSTANTLY!

Submissions must be entered within the next hour - you have until 5.30pm GMT (work it out for yourself!)


What's the question?

[Lando]

Perhaps we gotta write our own pair of question and answer?

[Jabba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcTlbi-dCjI

Twisted Heart 102.6, your source of good news, good music and good times!

DJ Roxy still on the air, bringing sunshine into your life and spinning those discs. My station owner has asked me to thank all of our listeners that have sent in questions - we hope to answer them as quickly as possible and clear up any issues you folks might be having.

Wait... what? Oh my god, what the hell is that I hear?

NEW COMPETITION BONANAZA!!!

The rules are simple; I will pose a question to all of our listeners, and you must call in (PM) with your advice as if you were our resident Agony Aunt! The most helpful and comical piece of advice wins; you will receive a reputation point on your main account at the end of the game and your role will be given to you INSTANTLY!

Submissions must be entered within the next hour - you have until 5.30pm GMT (work it out for yourself!)



What is le question?