I read an Elder Scroll today

[Necroplant]

I asked the lighter what he was doing for lunch today, but she said that he doesn't eat lunch. How could this be?

The carpet God asked me to deliver him several cartons of oil, destroyed by the fact he fucked his sister in her nose. I told him everything would be okay, as long as the jar is sealed. He told me to swim through the brick walls, and reclaim my glory. But what if John asked the oak tree to dance? Would the tree prefer filing her nails? She always takes forever when clothes shopping.

James Bond asked the Prime Minister if he could become a sewage cleaner in Calcutta. But the snake did not enjoy this plan, and killed him with a chair he picked up.

In the end, one must think about the pen they keep stealing from their dog. The table and I crossed the desert for days without water, but the table decided to kill me and drink all my fluids. When I regained my strength, I saw the hoof marks. I came across a polar bear who offered me a Sprite, which was a welcome respite in the brutal heat.

We formed a great alliance, and sat around campfires and discussed the Business section of the New York Times.

When we arrived, Jen bitched at me. I said I was sorry about the farmer's daughter I wouldn't help with her math homework.

She proceeded to wrap her tentacles around me, and gave me a big sloppy kiss, and then bit my cock off.

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

10/10 my friend, it takes great courage to open up an Elder Scroll.

[Necroplant]

10/10 my friend, it takes great courage to open up an Elder Scroll.

Only my best bud understands.

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

I don't have the heart to open one myself.

[Necroplant]

Maybe you should go polish the knob of that little boy in your picture. Also you seem to dwell on your signature and the fact there are gay men in a Rammstein video.

It's called "Man Against Man" in English, and it talks about men loving eachother, and also men fighting eachother.

[Necroplant]

Trollzor: Banned.

Yep, that sums you up.

[JSaint]

Oh God... You've really opened an Elder scroll.

You're having dreams of madness Dude! Madness I say!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Chutulu is about to be unleashed!

*goes insane*

[FrostByte]

Maybe you should go polish the knob of that little boy in your picture. Also you seem to dwell on your signature and the fact there are gay men in a Rammstein video.

It's called "Man Against Man" in English, and it talks about men loving eachother, and also men fighting eachother.

Yes.
The lead singer from Rammstein is super gay. Spielt Mit Mir means "play with me" and is gay as fuck.
Rammstein concert in Chicago a couple weeks ago... mind still = blown. Especially now that I can understand most of the lyrics. I think it's funny when people love Rammstein who don't speak German and don't look up translations lol.

[FrostByte]

Also, fun fact, in Benzin he says "Ich brauch' nicht Frau, nur Vaseline." Which means I don't need a woman, just Vaseline.
He'd rather jerk it than fuck a woman.
lolololol.

[Necroplant]

Also, fun fact, in Benzin he says "Ich brauch' nicht Frau, nur Vaseline." Which means I don't need a woman, just Vaseline.
He'd rather jerk it than fuck a woman.
lolololol.

Your hand will never betray you, or cheat on you. But you won't feel the soft flesh of a woman against yours. Don't even bother, Trollzor.

I've never used any handcream or vaseline to jerk off.

[NettleS]

Trollzor: Banned.

Yep, that sums you up.

He will be back , these forums are his life.

[Necroplant]

You've also never had sex!

Some other things I've never done:

-had a pregnancy scare
-gotten a girl pregnant and been loaded with the sudden responsibility of a child
-caught an STD (honestly not worried so much about that, children are the worst STD's)

I have to find a condom big enough for my dick, too.

[Bruno]

Some other things I've never done:

-had a pregnancy scare
-gotten a girl pregnant and been loaded with the sudden responsibility of a child
-caught an STD (honestly not worried so much about that, children are the worst STD's)

I have to find a condom big enough for my dick, too.

My anus doesn't have fallopian tubes

[Necroplant]

Your rationalizations are just plain sad. Explain why ALL of the people who have had sex on this forum don't have kids or any STD's. Also, points 1&2 are the same. If you actually were hung, you would have gotten laid by now. It would have given you at least enough confidence to try to fuck something, especially since you drink. I'm kind of sick on ripping on you for being a virgin. I say we make a thread to try to get this kid laid.

You don't go up to a girl and tell her how big your cock is. Huge turnoff. You must never get laid, either.

[Ubernox]

So brave.

[Lysergic]

Lysergic 12:45 am
Trollzor sucks at trolling
12:45 AM
I think that's my biggest problem with him
12:45 AM
He's so unoriginal
Creedkngsx 12:45 AM
mhm
Lysergic 12:45 AM
It's always image spam followed by the same old attempts to insult
12:46 AM
He already tried to make me mad via Republican jokes months ago, and it didn't work
12:46 AM
But he just can't adapt like the other trolls
12:46 AM
I think that's why he hasn't given up trolling yet - he's looking for validation that will never come, because he just sucks at what he does

Laaaaawwwwwwl. I said that a half hour ago, and here you are. xD

[Lysergic]

I don't hate you. I mean, no more than I hate like... Two and a Half Men or Jamie Kennedy.

If anything, I pity you for being so bad at what you do. But I mean, you try hard, so I guess that counts for something.

[Ubernox]

There are two types of troll:

1. The type that manages to go unnoticed until it manages to cause massive controversy/drama over something. The best bit is that most people won't even be able tell if he is trolling. This done a lot in large places such as reddit.

2. The funny type, who actually entertain you and evoke laughter from their compadres. Lazor and n00b are good examples of this

You're neither. You're not making anyone really rage, and you're not funny. I think that the community's reaction to you says a lot.

[NettleS]

There are two types of troll:

1. The type that manages to go unnoticed until it manages to cause massive controversy/drama over something. The best bit is that most people won't even be able tell if he is trolling. This done a lot in large places such as reddit.

2. The funny type, who actually entertain you and evoke laughter from their compadres. Lazor and n00b are good examples of this

You're neither. You're not making anyone really rage, and you're not funny. I think that the community's reaction to you says a lot.

+1

[Ash]

i also read an elder scroll..
i learned dragonrend

[Necroplant]

I love the part where you ask Urak Gro-Shub in Winterfell if he has an Elder Scroll, and he just makes fun of you for asking such a stupid question lol. He says that even if he has one, he wouldn't let you view it, and it would be guarded by a thousand men.

[Necroplant]

See the girl on the left in my sig? I went down on her.

[Necroplant]

You went down on Kiefer Sutherland? I guess that's better than nothing.

That's the pedophile, you derp derp.

[Ubernox]

Nice one bro didnt think you would be able to catch a guy like that.

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