Quote Originally Posted by Smitty View Post
the story of the army of the living dead!!

When Mr. Krabs has a garage sale and tries to peddle off everyone's trash as priceless heirlooms, he ends up selling to Spongebob a novelty soda drink hat, which to Mr. Krabs's surprise turns out to be the most sought after piece of merchandise in Bikini Bottom. Convinced Spongebob knew all along how much the hat was worth, a desperate Mr. Krabs attempts to scam the hat back from Spongebob.

Mr. Krabs, using a fake ghost, tells SpongeBob that a man named "Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen" was #1. He also said that SpongeBob's soda-drinking hat is his and that he has to return it to him immediately, so SpongeBob buries it with this fish, apparently forgetting the "Jaeger."

Mr. Krabs tries to get the hat out of Smitty's grave in order to sell it for a large amount of money, possibly $1,000,000. However, Smitty is actually an undead being. He then summons a whole army of undead fish. Mr. Krabs says that they would take turns feasting on his insides, then eat his brain and leave his body for the buzzards. Smitty, however, finds that concept to be gross and just wants the hat back. He then gives Mr. Krabs two options: give the hat back or suffer an attack from the army of the living dead. Attack!!!

The skeletons attack Mr. Krabs, who defeats them all with a makeshift sword out of a swordfish's skull. Smitty is eventually killed by Mr. Krabs (even though he is already dead).

Mr. Krabs then tries to sell it to four people for $1,000,000. The hat, however, lost its value and nobody would buy it. They then laugh at it being worth $1,000,000. When Mr. Krabs finally succeeds in getting the hat back, an entire warehouse full of the hats is discovered, making it worthless once again.
you mad man finally did it

wow