B-B-B-B-B-BUT I'M INNOCENT!!!!! Which crimes am I even accused of?!
What are YOUR reasons?
The global reasons I see are:
I revealed the jester, and I guess that the jester is understandably angry because I misunderstood his stuff....
I said the word allegiance, oh god such heresy
Uuuh.... I sucked? According to blink, because it's currently his only stated basis...
And I have commited crimes? According to Glip.
This train surely has a lot of value xD