Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summer edition

[GoatseOntheCupboard]

Hey friends I'm at work and I'm bored, but I'm also mad. I'm mad because Summerfriends always do the dumbest shit and noob up my games by voting at random and only typing LEADS OR SKIP. That's why I'm writing this Bible for sc2 mafia, and this is REQUIRED READING. As a patron, I have the power to ban players not playing by these easy tips.

1. RANDOM LYNCH DAY 2 IS PRO TOWN MOVE
You are limiting the roles scum can claim, getting information that will help you make better night actions, confirming roles early on so literally random Lynch every single day

2. USE THE CHAT LOG BECAUSE ITS GOOD AND SMART
Most Summerfriends don't know this but there's a button at the top of your screen near the centre left that allows you to see everything everyone's typed, and how they voted. The metagame of sc2 MAFIA has taken 5 steps back since summer started, so as soon as you get a close Lynch on 1 MAFIA (as in he gets voted to trial, gives good role and LW and plausible leads) just check the logs and you'll win because you'll see both other MAFIA have voted innocent.

3. People who type shit like ANY LEADS or WHAT DO WE DO or GOVT REVEAL are 100% of the time mafia. Bandwagoners are 100% MAFIA, and every single Summerfriend bandwagons hard. The way I always get my first MAFIA lynched on day 1 is I trial a random person, then another person votes me (usually BBW porsha because were on Skype) then the SECOND a 3rd person votes him - THERES YOUR MAFIA. It takes balls to be the 2nd vote to trial someone, and summerfriends are terrorfied of doing anything to attract attention. BUT they think they will be "behind the radars" if they are the 3rd or 4th to vote. Tldr - bandwagoners and "followers" = scum, brave leaders = town (MAFIA are scared, town has nothing to lose cuz I already have fucking sheriff, or bodyguard win)

4. Seriously just play call of duty if you don't want to write a LW, towns will hang you 100% of the time like fuck it takes like 10 braincells to do it and

5. Literally if you have a neut benign claim always hang him if you can't get a MAFIA lynched, its not worth letting them live like ever unless it's amnesiac with role showed to town on, they always side with MAFIA. NOT TOWN = NOT INNOCENT

6. If the game gets to night, 4 the mayor is dead before he revealed, we are now playing for "late game" - everyone has their infinity edges and phantom dancers and if the town isn't moving forward you're gonna lose. This is when I give my leads if I'm an investigative role, even if I haven't found a MAFIA., or try to mobilise the town to hanging somebody ASAP. TOWN CAN ONLY WIN BYHANGING PEOPLE DURING THE DAY SO DONT FUCKING SKIP DAYS FOR LEADS GOD DAMN IT, VOTE SOMEBOSY QUIET INSTEAD

7. PM roles pls I'm confirmed vet nobody else is claiming it why u are not PM roles just because there's no fucking green text around my name saying ive revealed. God fucking damn kt

This is the sc2 mafia Bible, as authored by goatsecraft on how to win as town against Summerfriends. I'll "summer" -ize the points again below :
Random vote many people to trial for info and to lock scum out of changing role claims
Centre random trials and night actions around people voting suspiciously or bandwagoning
DO NOT WAIT FOR LEADS for the love of god, every word somebody types is a lead just pay attention and use the chat log
Always write last wills, hang all executioners, survivors and amnesiacs if TOWN LEARNS NEW ROLE is off, AS LONG AS there's no scum to hang.
That's it boys I'm going to go hit on the tim Horton's cashier, wish me luck folks

[Balthy]

Do you really think that a summerfag will come here and read your post?




Summerfags are the usual type of bad player of mafia. They don't come on the forum before they get banned like me. Most of them don't want to make an effort in order to improve their way of playing. Try to appreciate the game the way it is now because things won't change. You are a Necroplant follower so I am sure that you already can do it. Mafia is not meant to be a "e-sport" game.

Balthy, Tafkal Hit Squad.

[SuperJack]

We can just ban people randomly, forcing them to visit our website.

All the people on this website are either People who have been Punished, or People who want to get someone Punished.
What this website needs is some real marketing!

[Yukitaka Oni]

I swear i have no idea why i come to this website when I could have playing mafia instead of visit this website....

[GoatseOntheCupboard]

God damn it Balthy it makes me sad because I know you're right although I'll still fantasize about sc2 mafia being an esports game and all of us having matching jerseys while we play

[bwcPorscha]

I'll wear #23 so I can be like MJ and R. Sanders.
CALL ME TEAM LEADER AND MVP

[Auyster]

I enjoy Chicken

[Stealthbomber16]

or People who want to get someone Punished.

This

so true

why do you think i came to the website?

[Elixir]

10/10

more insightful than the art of war

true mafya philosopher

[GoatseOntheCupboard]

(: bumping, I'm a shitposting madman (:

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Hey friends I'm at work and I'm bored, but I'm also mad. I'm mad because Summerfags always do the dumbest shit and nig up my games by voting at random and only typing LEADS OR SKIP. That's why I'm writing this Bible for sc2 mafia, and this is REQUIRED READING. As a patron, I have the power to ban players not playing by these easy tips.

1. RANDOM LYNCH DAY 2 IS PRO TOWN MOVE
You are limiting the roles scum can claim, getting information that will help you make better night actions, confirming roles early on so literally random Lynch every single day

2. USE THE CHAT LOG BECAUSE ITS GOOD AND SMART
Most Summerfags don't know this but there's a button at the top of your screen near the centre left that allows you to see everything everyone's typed, and how they voted. The metagame of sc2 MAFIA has taken 5 steps back since summer started, so as soon as you get a close Lynch on 1 MAFIA (as in he gets voted to trial, gives good role and LW and plausible leads) just check the logs and you'll win because you'll see both other MAFIA have voted innocent.

3. People who type shit like ANY LEADS or WHAT DO WE DO or GOVT REVEAL are 100% of the time mafia. Bandwagoners are 100% MAFIA, and every single Summerfag bandwagons hard. The way I always get my first MAFIA lynched on day 1 is I trial a random person, then another person votes me (usually BBW porsha because were on Skype) then the SECOND a 3rd person votes him - THERES YOUR MAFIA. It takes balls to be the 2nd vote to trial someone, and summerfags are terrorfied of doing anything to attract attention. BUT they think they will be "behind the radars" if they are the 3rd or 4th to vote. Tldr - bandwagoners and "followers" = scum, brave leaders = town (MAFIA are scared, town has nothing to lose cuz I already have fucking sheriff, or bodyguard win)

4. Seriously just play call of duty if you don't want to write a LW, towns will hang you 100% of the time like fuck it takes like 10 braincells to do it and

5. Literally if you have a neut benign claim always hang him if you can't get a MAFIA lynched, its not worth letting them live like ever unless it's amnesiac with role showed to town on, they always side with MAFIA. NOT TOWN = NOT INNOCENT

6. If the game gets to night, 4 the mayor is dead before he revealed, we are now playing for "late game" - everyone has their infinity edges and phantom dancers and if the town isn't moving forward you're gonna lose. This is when I give my leads if I'm an investigative role, even if I haven't found a MAFIA., or try to mobilise the town to hanging somebody ASAP. TOWN CAN ONLY WIN BYHANGING PEOPLE DURING THE DAY SO DONT FUCKING SKIP DAYS FOR LEADS GOD DAMN IT, VOTE SOMEBOSY QUIET INSTEAD

7. PM roles pls I'm confirmed vet nobody else is claiming it why u are not PM roles just because there's no fucking green text around my name saying ive revealed. God fucking damn kt

This is the sc2 mafia Bible, as authored by goatsecraft on how to win as town against Summerfags. I'll "summer" -ize the points again below :
Random vote many people to trial for info and to lock scum out of changing role claims
Centre random trials and night actions around people voting suspiciously or bandwagoning
DO NOT WAIT FOR LEADS for the love of god, every word somebody types is a lead just pay attention and use the chat log
Always write last wills, hang all executioners, survivors and amnesiacs if TOWN LEARNS NEW ROLE is off, AS LONG AS there's no scum to hang.
That's it boys I'm going to go hit on the tim Horton's cashier, wish me luck folks

#1 is partially true. Never random after day 2. But try to get an INACTIVE player who will not be useful to Town on D2. Unless govt or things like that.

#5 depends

#4 yeah pls...

#3 um nope.

This is overall bad you know. Shouldn't necro a thread when it's full of bullshit XD

[Marshmallow Marshall]

10/10

more insightful than the art of war

true mafya philosopher

how dare you compare this to Sun Tzu's Art of War... DAMN YOU! (if it's that Art of War, ofc..)

[Hybrid]

Tbh if the people you are complaining about has 10 brain cells, you d only one 15 just because you are thinkinf they d read it and just because you are thinking that mod mafia always have a stable and the same thinking pattern going on. This thing is compeltly useless and not worth reading. If you complain losing the game then just stop playing because you could always mak3 town believe in yourself. Stop blaming the other players and calşing them idiots and blame yourself for your own lose for once....

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Tbh if the people you are complaining about has 10 brain cells, you d only one 15 just because you are thinkinf they d read it and just because you are thinking that mod mafia always have a stable and the same thinking pattern going on. This thing is compeltly useless and not worth reading. If you complain losing the game then just stop playing because you could always mak3 town believe in yourself. Stop blaming the other players and calşing them idiots and blame yourself for your own lose for once....

You can't blame yourself for having a shit town that leaves no lws. Can't carry a ghost town.

[Yukitaka Oni]

how dare you compare this to Sun Tzu's Art of War... DAMN YOU! (if it's that Art of War, ofc..)

This is copy version. I would like to called it
- The Art Of Mafia

[Marshmallow Marshall]

This is copy version. I would like to called it
- The Art Of Mafia

The art of shitpost.

[Yukitaka Oni]

#1 is partially true. Never random after day 2. But try to get an INACTIVE player who will not be useful to Town on D2. Unless govt or things like that.

#5 depends

#4 yeah pls...

#3 um nope.

This is overall bad you know. Shouldn't necro a thread when it's full of bullshit XD

I like number 6
He believes Mage player build Attack damage item instead of Ability Power

[Yukitaka Oni]

The art of shitpost.

Eh..... you got better strategy?

[Yukitaka Oni]

We can just ban people randomly, forcing them to visit our website.

All the people on this website are either People who have been Punished, or People who want to get someone Punished.
What this website needs is some real marketing!

Yukinii on this website because????

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Eh..... you got better strategy?

Yes, playing legit, not randoming, trying to wake up the asleep town...

[Yukitaka Oni]

Yes, playing legit, not randoming, trying to wake up the asleep town...

I don’t wanna be rude but.....sometimes. The town is absolutely retarded they don’t even know game mechanics. I even teach them how to play ( as a fucking mafia! )
I’m just feel like being blessed that I am not playing on the losing side. That was old time like this post

[Ganelon]

Appendix: Shitclaim sheriff on d2 and target a silent player. If people yell "exe" or "framer", kill those people.

Anybody who votes a Jester and abstained is 100% evil.

Shitclaim Witch or jester to scum reads, if they agree to lynch you they are Mafia, Triad or Cult. If they don't out you, there is either something more signifI can't going on or they are neutral evil.

People rarely talk about their given role on d1, though they sometimes offer clues as to their role or alignment. Example:

1) Guy spams like crazy. Anybody who goes "vet baiting" is either scum or cannot visit. Watch out for peeps who try to guilt-trip you into not spamming, these are mafia trying to ascertain whether you really are vet or not.

2) Guy goes "why only one kill?" That guy is someone with a lEad or a killer. Or even a neutral role that cannot kill or a Witch that roleblovkef someone.

Guy never posts, he sees someone being lynched for not revealing role on trial and yells "gamethrowing". That guy is not town.

4) You are mayor. This guy keeps whispering you to appear helpful, however he isn't actually being helpful and is just giving you guidelines. That guy is a fearful scum or a player that is pissed off they didn't get Town Gov. Shoot them.

[Ganelon]

Appendix: Shitclaim sheriff on d2 and target a silent player. If people yell "exe" or "framer", kill those people.

Anybody who votes a Jester and abstained is 100% evil.

Shitclaim Witch or jester to scum reads, if they agree to lynch you they are Mafia, Triad or Cult. If they don't out you, there is either something more signifI can't going on or they are neutral evil.

People rarely talk about their given role on d1, though they sometimes offer clues as to their role or alignment. Example:

1) Guy spams like crazy. Anybody who goes "vet baiting" is either scum or cannot visit. Watch out for peeps who try to guilt-trip you into not spamming, these are mafia trying to ascertain whether you are realynched vet or not.

2) Guy goes "why only one kill?" That guy is someone with a lEad or a killer. Or even a neutral role that cannot kill or a Witch that roleblovkef someone.

Guy never posts, he sees someone being lynched for not revealing role on trial and yells "gamethrowing". That guy is not town.

If someone is claiming Crier at night, unless Crier is impossible (looking at you, 8/3/3/1 setups!), then that guyou really is Crier. No, he is not Judge. The moment that role becomes impossible, he will be lynched if he is Judge, so he is not fucking Judge.

For the love of God, do not convert Crier as cult.

[Ganelon]

#1 is partially true. Never random after day 2. But try to get an INACTIVE player who will not be useful to Town on D2. Unless govt or things like that.

#5 depends

#4 yeah pls...

#3 um nope.

This is overall bad you know. Shouldn't necro a thread when it's full of bullshit XD

It isn't bad, I always random. Oft, do not lynch the first guy you targeted, try to get everyone to stand trial

[Ganelon]

Just because I am accusing you does not mean I am evil. So, Vigilante, stop shooting people who wanr you to stand trial.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

It isn't bad, I always random. Oft, do not lynch the first guy you targeted, try to get everyone to stand trial

Meta changed since I had wrote this (nice necro btw), at that time as soon as you were voting someone up he was 90% sure to die there for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON of out bloodhounds. And lynching them gives nothing but a loss since they are town...

[Tauntshaman]

We can just ban people randomly, forcing them to visit our website.

All the people on this website are either People who have been Punished, or People who want to get someone Punished.

lmao so true

[Oberon]

this should be stickied

[Oberon]

Tbh if the people you are complaining about has 10 brain cells, you d only one 15 just because you are thinkinf they d read it and just because you are thinking that mod mafia always have a stable and the same thinking pattern going on. This thing is compeltly useless and not worth reading. If you complain losing the game then just stop playing because you could always mak3 town believe in yourself. Stop blaming the other players and calşing them idiots and blame yourself for your own lose for once....

I used to believe this but now I believe this is wrong. At least you read ppl correctly :shrug: they didn't even do that.

[Oberon]

You can't blame yourself for having a shit town that leaves no lws. Can't carry a ghost town.

Definitely can't carry a dumb one either.
Or in other words.
A town suffering from TOWN SYNDROME