GriM's Goal to get a life

[GriM-DeMoN]

I see alot of people on these forums don't have a life. Not looking at anyone just saying they don't have a life

Spoiler : Archangel :

Archangel doesn't have a life this is a good guide for you.

Here is my guide

1. Lose your virginity(BEFORE YOUR 18 )
2. Get drunk
3. Do something bad ass
4. Stop wanking over people's post that they made.
So don't have a wank over this post.
5. Don't be pedos and have 12 year old girls on your signature
6. Have a good taste in music.
7. Starcraft 2 has to be your game not "Your Life"
8. Stop making Smurfs.
9. Stop trolling on the internet.
10. Stop looking at porn go get a real fuck
11. Stop ruining games no need to act like a 6 year old over a game. It's called a game not life if you want to be a smart ass go out and be a smart ass to people don't be a low life in a game.
12. Same as 7 make game's that you like your game not "Your Life"

Spoiler : Comments from the editor :

Hey GriM nice post you made. I am the journalist this is a very weird post you wrote but I like it and I approve of it.

[Duzero]

What a beautiful morning, let's go out and get some sun

[SirBlayzalot]

whats your definition of good music, cause I am a musical fanatic... and if you say anything newer then 90's grunge then you have no taste in music.... the real music starts with classical composers like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig Van Beethoven, and Sebastian Bach... then it works into the original blues like Muddy Waters, BB King, Buddy Guy etc... Then with a little extra speed rock and roll bore amazing bands like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush... then they took it to the limit of speed while still having amazing melodies like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath(Ozzy included), Megadeth, Pantera... then when they couldnt go any further they jus started to yell in a microphone and vibrate on a guitar with no real melodic tune(hence not music)... and as for rap, when did derogatorily angry poetry become music?... don't get me wrong there are alot of decent artists out there, but really all you need to make music now and days is an image... anyone can sound like they have a t-pain perfect voice... so the fact that everything now is computerized makes all new music garbage... theres no authenticity... when you went to a queen concert there was no computer generated voice, there was just an amazing talented singer with 6 different octaves in his voice... Jimi Hendrix didn't need a backing track, he was talented... so I ask again... what do YOU consider a good taste in music? lol

[Archangel]

Sorry but I can't get a life right now, D3 will be my life when it releases.

Also this guide is gay

EDIT: It seems like you stole my guide template from guide to gaining post count, reported.

[NettleS]

nothing in there about having a job = it's impossible to have a life if you don't have a job

[Ash]

Has anyone gotten past step #1 yet?

[Marshmallow Marshall]

whats your definition of good music, cause I am a musical fanatic... and if you say anything newer then 90's grunge then you have no taste in music.... the real music starts with classical composers like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig Van Beethoven, and Sebastian Bach... then it works into the original blues like Muddy Waters, BB King, Buddy Guy etc... Then with a little extra speed rock and roll bore amazing bands like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush... then they took it to the limit of speed while still having amazing melodies like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath(Ozzy included), Megadeth, Pantera... then when they couldnt go any further they jus started to yell in a microphone and vibrate on a guitar with no real melodic tune(hence not music)... and as for rap, when did derogatorily angry poetry become music?... don't get me wrong there are alot of decent artists out there, but really all you need to make music now and days is an image... anyone can sound like they have a t-pain perfect voice... so the fact that everything now is computerized makes all new music garbage... theres no authenticity... when you went to a queen concert there was no computer generated voice, there was just an amazing talented singer with 6 different octaves in his voice... Jimi Hendrix didn't need a backing track, he was talented... so I ask again... what do YOU consider a good taste in music? lol

SO TRUE.

Also Ash, that's legit necroposting... I get infracted for giving a serious idea/bump about something serious. You're a supermod and necro a shitpost with another shitpost. 10/10

[Arsonist]

Has anyone gotten past step #1 yet?

Legit necroposting.

I see alot of people on these forums don't have a life. Not looking at anyone just saying they don't have a life

Spoiler : Archangel :

Archangel doesn't have a life this is a good guide for you.

Here is my guide

1. Lose your virginity(BEFORE YOUR 18 )
2. Get drunk
3. Do something bad ass
4. Stop wanking over people's post that they made.
So don't have a wank over this post.
5. Don't be pedos and have 12 year old girls on your signature
6. Have a good taste in music.
7. Starcraft 2 has to be your game not "Your Life"
8. Stop making Smurfs.
9. Stop trolling on the internet.
10. Stop looking at porn go get a real fuck
11. Stop ruining games no need to act like a 6 year old over a game. It's called a game not life if you want to be a smart ass go out and be a smart ass to people don't be a low life in a game.
12. Same as 7 make game's that you like your game not "Your Life"

Spoiler : Comments from the editor :

Hey GriM nice post you made. I am the journalist this is a very weird post you wrote but I like it and I approve of it.

This guide is about totally stopping to play SC2 maf.
This game is about trolling.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Legit necroposting.



This guide is about totally stopping to play SC2 maf.
This game is about trolling.

Oh, that's why you suck so bad...

[Arsonist]

Oh, that's why you suck so bad...

You suck at this game too. Okay, stop going off-topic.
Ah, stop, this is CircleJerk, this supposed to be a place for hate, so we can do a hate war here right now.

This game is just 60% luck, 30% team, 10% actual skill.
And i can troll, just pepole really want my death since N1.

Everyone as Jailor catches me N1 and executes without even asking me for a role.
If i wasn't jailed N1, then Mafia/Triad attacks me N1.
If both of these scenarios don't happened, pepole lynch me D2, even if i claimed confirmable roles, like Detective, Lookout, Escort, Bus Driver and got confirmed.
If this scenario don't happened, cult dominates the game and lynches me.
All scenarios don't happened - then dumbass Marshall lynches 2/3 towns at the day or Mayor just lynches town every day and Mafia/Triad wins.
But if this scenario don't happened (That's very rare), i win. Finally.

That's why i don't play SC2 Mafia anymore.

Anyways, insult me here, keep threads clean.

[Ash]

HAS ANYONE GOTTEN PAST STEP #1 YET?

[AIVION]

HAS ANYONE GOTTEN PAST STEP #1 YET?

Oh yea! High school was the shit for me. xD

[Cryptonic]

HAS ANYONE GOTTEN PAST STEP #1 YET?

No my virignity is the 1 thing i have going for me

[yzb25]

HAS ANYONE GOTTEN PAST STEP #1 YET?

some1 upload a tutorial of how to get past step #1 pls :/

[Kenny]

I don't understand the before your 18 part

[Ganelon]

some1 upload a tutorial of how to get past step #1 pls :/

I second this

[Ganelon]

I don't understand the before your 18 part

Wizard detected

[Yukitaka Oni]

Wizard detected

Yuki is a Warlock now

[Arsonist]

I don't understand the before your 18 part

Virignity makes pepole good.

[Ash]

whats your definition of good music, cause I am a musical fanatic... and if you say anything newer then 90's grunge then you have no taste in music.... the real music starts with classical composers like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig Van Beethoven, and Sebastian Bach... then it works into the original blues like Muddy Waters, BB King, Buddy Guy etc... Then with a little extra speed rock and roll bore amazing bands like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush... then they took it to the limit of speed while still having amazing melodies like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath(Ozzy included), Megadeth, Pantera... then when they couldnt go any further they jus started to yell in a microphone and vibrate on a guitar with no real melodic tune(hence not music)... and as for rap, when did derogatorily angry poetry become music?... don't get me wrong there are alot of decent artists out there, but really all you need to make music now and days is an image... anyone can sound like they have a t-pain perfect voice... so the fact that everything now is computerized makes all new music garbage... theres no authenticity... when you went to a queen concert there was no computer generated voice, there was just an amazing talented singer with 6 different octaves in his voice... Jimi Hendrix didn't need a backing track, he was talented... so I ask again... what do YOU consider a good taste in music? lol

I just missed this post holy shit. Imagine still listening to 80s music unironically. I hope he's changed for the better.

[Arsonist]

I just missed this post holy shit. Imagine still listening to 80s music unironically. I hope he's changed for the better.

I listen it unironically, it's really better than your Justin Bieber :\

[Ash]

I listen it unironically, it's really better than your Justin Bieber :\

Who tf listens to Justin Bieber unironically LOL (or even ironically)

[yzb25]

tbf I can kinda agree with the SirBlayzalot's views on music, but he's got a bit of that "basic bitch middle aged man taste"-syndrome. There's certainly been some good music in the last 20 yrs. Hiphop is one of the last places still regularly outputing things worth listening to. The likes of Kendrick and Kanye have made great albums in this generation, for example.

[Arsonist]

Who tf listens to Justin Bieber unironically LOL (or even ironically)

Justin Bieber is bad but he's by far not worst thing i've heard.

[Numbertwo]

i pretend to get past step #1 just to get stuck on step #10

[GriM-DeMoN]

lol

[Oberon]

whats your definition of good music, cause I am a musical fanatic... and if you say anything newer then 90's grunge then you have no taste in music.... the real music starts with classical composers like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig Van Beethoven, and Sebastian Bach... then it works into the original blues like Muddy Waters, BB King, Buddy Guy etc... Then with a little extra speed rock and roll bore amazing bands like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush... then they took it to the limit of speed while still having amazing melodies like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath(Ozzy included), Megadeth, Pantera... then when they couldnt go any further they jus started to yell in a microphone and vibrate on a guitar with no real melodic tune(hence not music)... and as for rap, when did derogatorily angry poetry become music?... don't get me wrong there are alot of decent artists out there, but really all you need to make music now and days is an image... anyone can sound like they have a t-pain perfect voice... so the fact that everything now is computerized makes all new music garbage... theres no authenticity... when you went to a queen concert there was no computer generated voice, there was just an amazing talented singer with 6 different octaves in his voice... Jimi Hendrix didn't need a backing track, he was talented... so I ask again... what do YOU consider a good taste in music? lol

Another Iron Maiden fan. Nice!

[Oberon]

Also Bach >>>>> Mozart
Bach is way better than Mozart
Mozart doesn’t hold a candle
to either Beethoven or Bach lol
Well... he has the Requiem and Adaggio in D minor which are really good
But apart from that? Big gay!

[Ash]

lol

Still haven't made it past step 1, what do I do?

[Stealthbomber16]

Holy shit the pure irony of arsonist being mad that someone else necroed a thread makes this pure ivory

[Marshmallow Marshall]

lol

Who are you, and what is that strange thing that you speaketh of... "life"?

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Holy shit the pure irony of arsonist being mad that someone else necroed a thread makes this pure ivory

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[Brendan]

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