Mysterious Vending Machine

[Green]

This is a game. I have brought it from its original place to here. This is our hotel. And in it, is a mysterious vending machine.
Keep this post alive.

Here are the rules:

You reply to the most recent post and say what they get, then you say what you put in.
Ex: Post 1: I put in a sandwich.
Post 2: You get a note saying "Sorry, we're out of mayo."
I put in a bullet.

After +200 posts, you may post the machines destruction, and a new thread shall be made.

In Light of this,

I put in a crisp new dollar bill.

[clementine]

Your dollar bill is returned because you put it in the wrong side up.
I put in a quarter.

[creedkingsx]

You get a nice box of Crisp Condoms.

I put in a shiny new Canadian coin of some kind.

[Green]

A Canadian appears in front you requesting his quarter back.

I put in a human foot!

[clementine]

The machine sputters and crimson's blood... i mean crimson colored blood flows out.

I put in a fly swatter.

[creedkingsx]

The machine sputters and crimson's blood... i mean crimson colored blood flows out.

I put in a fly swatter.

Bees laugh because they are not flies.

I put in a block of cheese :o

[clementine]

The cheese smiles for its photo op.

I put in an Eminem CD.

[Green]

A cd player comes out. Too bad you don't have a cd.

I put in a little cute dog with a knife.

[EliteMarine]

Out comes a delicious hot dog with a packet of mustard.

I put in a water bottle.

[Green]

The water turns yellow.

I put a dead baby into the machine.

[creedkingsx]

You get a free Watermelon.

I put an old used cell phone in.

[Bruno]

The cell phone comes out and kills EliteMarine. Everybody cheers.

I put his body in.

[Green]

Elite returns from the dead as a zombie.

I put in the only vaccine to elites zombieness as the infection spreads.

[Bruno]

I take all of the vaccines and then kill EliteFaggot once and for all.


I then put in his body in again.

Everybody cheers and the purpose of this thread has been attained.

/thread

[Green]

An active bomb flies out of the machine and shall detonate in exactly 10 posts.

I put in a scale model of the empire state building.

[oops_ur_dead]

https://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261

[Duzero]

An active bomb flies out of the machine and shall detonate in exactly 10 posts.

I put in a scale model of the empire state building.

you receive a scale model of godzilla

i put in (a?/the?) clementine

[Cryptonic]

I got a funny tasting orange juice.

I put in my shoes

[Duzero]

You received one left foot and one left paw.

I put in a nearby polar bear.

[Green]

The polar's cubs attack you for kidnapping their mother.

I put in a fresh new scent that came from my backside. :3

[Duzero]

The polar's cubs attack you for kidnapping their mother.

I put in a fresh new scent that came from my backside. :3

The vendor repairman pops out, and he seems to have fainted.

I put in a coin and press the button to get a coke.

[Cryptonic]

Swedish Berries fall out.

I put in a peso.

[Blazer]

Swedish Berries fall out.

I put in a peso.

Machine rejects peso because it has no value.

I put in a 4yr old kid.

[Green]

The kids pops out of the machine, and starts to age rapidly until he becomes dust. His life flashed before his eyes.

I put in a virus that infects people, turning them into brain and poop eating zombies. They prefer brains.

[Blazer]

The kids pops out of the machine, and starts to age rapidly until he becomes dust. His life flashed before his eyes.

I put in a virus that infects people, turning them into brain and poop eating zombies. They prefer brains.

I sticky my hand in the machine and become infected. I turn into a zombie.

I rip off my head and put it inside the machine.

[Cryptonic]

A Handsomer version of Blazer appears and runs away singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow".

I.. stick my... penis in it...?

[RookRanger]

a penis pops out RR blows it of with his 50. cal gun

RR puts some shades in

[EliteMarine]

The terminator pops out and says "I'll be back".


I insert 44 cents into the vending machine.

[Green]

the 44 cents becomes a 50 cent coin. A not also appears saying "you owe me 6 cents"

I place a bomb that shall shoot out of the machine and explode in 1 post.

[Blazer]

the 44 cents becomes a 50 cent coin. A not also appears saying "you owe me 6 cents"

I place a bomb that shall shoot out of the machine and explode in 1 post.

I take out the bomb and toss it into brendan's mouth as he sleeps. He farts a narly fart as it explodes.

I put in 25 cents...the machine disappears..

[RookRanger]

head vigilante walks into the machine

RR puts a great british cup of tea in

[Green]

A bill appears that involves a high amount of tax.

I put in a gameboy.

[Blazer]

A nintendo 64 pops out.

I put it back in.

[EliteMarine]

Mario pops out and he is all like "ITSA ME!"

Yeah...I'll put the Nintendo 64 back in.

[Green]

You get the greatest Youtub video ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkuSmJtRY8E

I put in a nugget and a biscuit.

[EliteMarine]

You were given a bisget and a nuscuit. (trust me...it's gross)

I put in an xbox360.

[Green]

You get a crappier, less advance, ps3

I put in a note saying hi.

[Blazer]

You get a crappier, less advance, ps3

I put in a note saying hi.

A better video than yours pops out.
Here it is.

I put in Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

[AppleyNO]

A better video than yours pops out.
Here it is.

I put in Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

The literal trailers = Best trailers.

[Blazer]

The literal trailers = Best trailers.

Agreed.

[AppleyNO]

A better video than yours pops out.
Here it is.

I put in Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

The machine beeps and a Sprite come out.

I put in a Bad Mother Fucker wallet.

[Blazer]

The machine beeps and a Sprite come out.

I put in a Bad Mother Fucker wallet.

The wallet comes out filled with gold.

I put in one gold coin.

[AppleyNO]

The wallet comes out filled with gold.

I put in one gold coin.

I video comes out

I put in Age of Empires 3

[Blazer]

I video comes out

I put in Age of Empires 3

This video pops out.

And a paper saying AOE2 and the expansion are better.

I put in a brownie.

[Green]

A edible note appears saying "links only please".

I put in a cookie that has super lax powder on it.

[Green]

*Thread Boost activated*

[oops_ur_gay]

This thread then gets moved to circlejerk.

I put in my dick.

[Balloon of fate]

I eat the cookie, luckily the lax doesn't affect balloons.

I put in some fate.

[oops_ur_gay]

I eat the cookie, luckily the lax doesn't affect balloons.

I put in some fate.

shutup smurf cunt ur post doesnt count faggot

[oops_ur_gay]

pls read rules btw