UPDATE: Necroplant has a job now!

[Necroplant]

Special thanks to Kijiji for hosting the ad that I applied to. Had an interview on the 12th, and they gave me the "We'll call you between Tuesday and Thursday", and I of course, groaned in my mind.

They called me last Wednesday and asked if I could come in the next morning for training.

I am now a baker at Tim Horton's, which I've worked at before but always got handed the storefront position. Baker rocks because there's no customer service. It's already pre-frozen and made, so it's mostly just putting them in the oven.

Perks of this position:

-the uniform is better
-I can check my cellphone in my work area
-coffee and bagels are free
-ice machine
-4:30 to noon (rest of best part of day off, with a little sleep deprivation)

Burdens of this position:

-4:30 to noon (getting up at 3 A.M ffs)
-no cute female co-workers
-a freezer as cold as Hoth



Anyway, 11 months of inconsistent employment, and constant unemployment is over. I had my 2nd shift today, and I'd say I've half pwned the job requirements (quick learner). I had some anxiety for my 2nd shift because the first one was a lot to take in, but I realized: this is a challenge that I must rise to. There are millions of people that can be trained to learn a sequence of tasks and procedures, so I can too.

I get paid Friday. Friday, Friday, gonna get paid on Friday. I will be starting to take care of some loose ends, and treating myself to some of the finest weed from Bag End.

[TimeTrx]

And so a great day is upon us the day Necro stopped trolling. It is a glorious day indeed.

[Shaded]

Congrats Necro. I know how being unemployed feels, and how friggin awesome it feels when you've conquered it.

[oops_ur_dead]

Do you live in Toronto?

[Kovath]

Can someone ban Trollzor's sig, looking at it makes me shiver

Good luck Necro, good to see you finally going somewhere with your life o.o

[Kovath]

You mean it turns you on, because you're secretly gay? That's what you mean right? You pretty much just announced that to the whole forum. If you can't handle looking at a little man-on-man action, maybe you should get the fuck off the internetz.

o.0 First you say that I'm gay, then you say that I can't handle looking at... whatever that is.

I just don't think it's appropriate for this forum. If you like that, keep it to yourself. No need to force people to look at the picture of the video when you post.

But then again, you are Trollzor... Nothing I can say. You win.

[Necroplant]

Trollzor thinks people fap for him, but they forget he faps to me. WATCH HIM edit this quote into something homosexual, I guarantee you.

Oh how this affects my trolling:

-I won't be bitching about lack of weed and money and not being able to see movies, as often.

Yep, that's about it. Even D3 is a pseudo-multiplayer game, in that you're lucky if you even get 4 random players in a party (is it fucking unpopulated or something?). I need SC2 Mafia for the chat window action, and the hard trolling.

Trollzor only wishes he could troll in two worlds instead of just one (the forum).

[Ash]

OMG TROLLZOR YOU ARE OUR SAVIOR. I WILL FAP FOR LYFE.

LYNCH NECROPLANT HE IS A CULT.
-vote Necroplant

[Necroplant]

Ash, you HAVE to tell me where those dancing morons are from, and don't say CMG. I looked it up, got no results. Tell me what it is, I must research this monstrosity.

[Ash]

Ash, you HAVE to tell me where those dancing morons are from, and don't say CMG. I looked it up, got no results. Tell me what it is, I must research this monstrosity.

SHUT UP. I DONT WORSHIP CTHULTHU

[Necroplant]

SHUT UP. I DONT WORSHIP CTHULTHU

From now on, you are blocked in-game, and I will not join any parties with you since you're being a little faggot as usual.

OR, YOU COULD ANSWER MY QUESTION, DERPY DERP!??!?!?

[Ash]

From now on, you are blocked in-game, and I will not join any parties with you since you're being a little faggot as usual.

OR, YOU COULD ANSWER MY QUESTION, DERPY DERP!??!?!?

i was just trolling u. i dont know what u were talking about.
what monsters? trollzor is a monster?
idk
see im dumb
im a derp

also i made u rage

[Necroplant]

i was just trolling u. i dont know what u were talking about.
what monsters? trollzor is a monster?
idk
see im dumb
im a derp

also i made u rage

You said that the moving image in your sig is some live-action Pokemon thing. What is it from? Answer and I may unblock you :P, you're the one that found the image, after all.

[Ash]

You said that the moving image in your sig is some live-action Pokemon thing. What is it from? Answer and I may unblock you :P, you're the one that found the image, after all.

oh those dancing morons.

CmG gave me it through visitor messages. if you dont believe me, look at my visitor wall and keep looking to see my conversation with CmG. then ask him yourself.

[creedkingsx]

You said that the moving image in your sig is some live-action Pokemon thing. What is it from? Answer and I may unblock you :P, you're the one that found the image, after all.

Look bottom right of the gif.
https://ostolero.tumblr.com/

[NettleS]

No replies ye? OP is faggot.

Allow me to explain. This guy is pushing thirty, has some post secondary, but is doing a job that is usually reserved for the functionally illiterate and the mentally handicapped. Furthermore, he's still eating out of his parents fridge. In short, Necro is about 10 years behind schedule.

I should also take some time to demystify the place that Tim Horton's has in Canadian society. There is a Tim Horton's in every single Canadian hamlet, town, village, settlement, city, metropolis, and gypsy caravan. Despite what you may think, Tim Horton's is actually Canada's most popular cult. Tim Horton's (a hockey player, and therefore a Canadian demigod.) was killed in a car accident while eating a doughnut. When he died, his wife took over the business. When a box of doughnuts is sold, it undergoes a process similar to the Catholic transubstantiation in that it becomes a "literal" part of the body of Tim Horton. Don't believe me? The smaller doughnut holes are called "timbits." Initially, they were called "Tim's bits," in memory of the food based cult leader. The only reason that Tim Horton's was allowed to go to Afghanistan was that Canadian soldiers are the most chronically addicted portion of society. They believe that when they perish in glorious combat, they go up to the big hockey rink in the sky to play with Tim Horton for all eternity. The cult is making inroads into Afghan society, and there is talk about adding Afghan opium to menu items other than the poppy seed bagel.

Where do you work?
I ask this knowing most trolls on the internet are insecure , unemployed virgins living in their parents basement.

[Necroplant]

Look bottom right of the gif.
https://ostolero.tumblr.com/

Didn't help much, anyway Ash said he doesn't know, so he's forgiven.

Next week, got 5 days of work

[Necroplant]

Read my other posts.

We have! They're full of troll! I've even suggested you LIE about your life! Tell you what, I'll make you up a little form:

1) City area?
2) Occupation?
3) Age?
4) Household size?
5) Income?

Last time for Trollzor to receive an invite to lie about himself. Can you imagine if he's some fat 15-year old kid with zits? That would be too true.

[Lazers]

you're a baker

hahahahaha



ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[JSaint]

Congratz on your employment...

I'm gonna need some courage to take my huge pay cut... or return to the programming world.

Nothing you guys can actually do to advise me ^_^

[Necroplant]

I am a faggot with no ballsack.

...

[Ash]

u mad bro?

IMMADBRO!!!! IM FUCKING MAD IM FUCKING PISSED OFF
I WILL FUCKING RIP A COW'S HEAD OFF THATS HOW MAD I AM

[Ash]

a wild faggot appears...

wild faggot uses charm

[NettleS]

Read my other posts.

you want me to browse through 433 of your posts just so i can see what you do for a living? why not just tell me? why so secretive? let me guess it's because you are insecure.

[SirBlayzalot]

It doesn't matter how much you hate on Trollzor he will hate himself more

I really hope things look up for you Trollzor, to many people committing senseless suicides for nothing

YOUR LIFE DOES HAVE MEANING TROLLZOR, NEVER GIVE UP, LIVE OUT ALL YOU ANGER AND COMPENSATION PROBLEMS THROUGH TROLLIN AND NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT

But ya, I'm surprised Necro got a job... is it at a gallery maybe for peanuts?

[NettleS]

Some of the more recent ones ( like last ten posts ) have the info ur looking for.

So you go to uni , whoop de doo.
I'm asking what do you do to earn money on the side? Who paid for your university , who pays for your lodgings?

[Necroplant]

A lesson about Trollzor:

My ex-best friend messaged me on Facebook a short while ago, and the reason I stopped being friends with him is because he's never had a job (or filed a tax return), but has a daughter which is parents raise. He knew how much I hate lending money, and said "I'll pay you back soon for this, I promise." That was a year ago.

On Facebook, we had a negative exchange (mostly on my end), and he claims to have a $20/hour job working at a supply chain at nights, and now rents an apartment. I told him he can drop off the money and that'll be the end of the discussion. He last said "I intended to pay you back", and I've since messaged him saying "Listen, you've received your challenge: to prove that you have a job or not. If you don't drop off the money, it will prove to me that you are still a welfare bum who mooches off everyone he knows."

Trollzor has a chance to prove that he goes to university, or has a job. Unfortunately he has neither.

Wikipedia is his replacement for university-level knowledge. I've seen his intellectual posts, copy-and-pasted bullshit.

[NettleS]

Oh so its information you be wantin'. I might have seen where your father went, but you'll have to pay 500 caps for that information.

So you don't have a job , thats all i needed to know.

[Necroplant]

So you don't have a job , thats all i needed to know.

Being unemployed counts as personal information. So Trollzor loses.