S-FM VI: Torment

[DramaLlama]

@Kromos

[Goremancer]

LOL DRAMA TRAIN? UNFORTUNATELY MY VOTE WILL REMAIN ON DEATHFIRE. SINCE HE VOTED ME. I LIEK REVENGE. BUT I'M PERFECTLY OK WITH LYNCHING DRAMA UNLESS HE ROLECLAIMS RIGHT SOON NOW.

[Goremancer]

THIS IS MY NEW SEXY FONT GUYS. I HOPE ZACK WON'T GET MAD LIKE THEWAAAGH DID LOL.

[trineroks]

LOL 6 votes against drama. Is 7 votes the hammer mark?

[Kromos]

LOL DRAMA TRAIN? UNFORTUNATELY MY VOTE WILL REMAIN ON DEATHFIRE. SINCE HE VOTED ME. I LIEK REVENGE. BUT I'M PERFECTLY OK WITH LYNCHING DRAMA UNLESS HE ROLECLAIMS RIGHT SOON NOW.

Drama is already dead. I'm afraid you were too late to save him

[Kromos]

Dramallama (7): Kromos, Mopin, Luna, Escaho, BorkBot, Ubernox, CmG

[Kromos]

LOL 6 votes against drama. Is 7 votes the hammer mark?

I'm coming for you next!

[trineroks]

I'm coming for you next!

Okie

[DramaLlama]

Hey Zackie boy

Am I hammered or can people still unvote?


In any rate I am indeed a citizen. No surprise there!
I was relieved to get citizen too since I was valet and had a night chat for MFMVI.
Now I have nothing.

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[Goremancer]

DRAMA WHEN YOU HAD 6 VOTES WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU ROLECLAIM AND SAVE YOUR ASS? AND I'M COMING FOR CMG NOW. HE HAMMERED SO QUICKLY. FUCKER.

[CmG]

oh noes :o I am just following my sherriff kromos sorry pal.

[Kromos]

Hey Zackie boy

Am I hammered or can people still unvote?


In any rate I am indeed a citizen. No surprise there!
I was relieved to get citizen too since I was valet and had a night chat for MFMVI.
Now I have nothing.

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Lies, all lies!

[DramaLlama]

Because I was in class gore?
CmG hammered me 3 hours ago. I only got home an hour ago. Literally nothing I could have done.

[CmG]

To be honest i didnt even realized this owuld be the hammer vote i am sorry if you are really flipping town.

[Goremancer]

WOW OH WELL. DRAMA LEARN TO PLAY THIS WHILE IN SCHOOL. IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO PULL OFF.

[CmG]

Yay maybe i get now free jails

[DramaLlama]

But I do all my redditting in class!

[Ubernox]

I always thought deathfire was a girl.

[Deathfire123]

I'm teh escort dealer, each night I deal out an escort to someone.

[DramaLlama]

I'm teh escort dealer, each night I deal out an escort to someone.

I believe the word you are looking for is ponce

[CmG]

What a troll game...

[Sumikoko]

Lol I get home and this is the first thing I see. I thought town is more prudent than this to random lynch someone. Or attempt to pressure someone into talking, and accidentally hammering him.

What an unwary town.

Some of you demand roleclaims. Lol. How should I say this. It's pointless asking for them. All the Mafia are going to claim citizen without a lookout/detective to check for them. The doctor won't claim. The Sheriff won't claim. All the citizens will go lolI'mcitforrealz. What did anyone hope to accomplish by asking for a role claim?

[Ubernox]

I role claim doctor.

[Ubernox]

No need to be so scathing in your remarks, dear Sumi. You must revel in the moment, and enjoy the erratic and eccentric drama of the present.

[Kromos]

Lol I get home and this is the first thing I see. I thought town is more prudent than this to random lynch someone. Or attempt to pressure someone into talking, and accidentally hammering him.

What an unwary town.

Some of you demand roleclaims. Lol. How should I say this. It's pointless asking for them. All the Mafia are going to claim citizen without a lookout/detective to check for them. The doctor won't claim. The Sheriff won't claim. All the citizens will go lolI'mcitforrealz. What did anyone hope to accomplish by asking for a role claim?

Sumi just shot straight to the top of my scum list with this post. I am 95% sure she is not town unless she wants to look that way.

[DramaLlama]

So ubernox you are voting symbolically?

To end the drama that is inside a llama forever known as dramallama?


Well guess what...

[Sumikoko]

Sumi just shot straight to the top of my scum list with this post. I am 95% sure she is not town unless she wants to look that way.

Please pick out any portion of my post that did not speak the truth. Especially seeing as town hammered Drama before he got a chance to speak.

[Ubernox]

I want Luna to talk.

Also, the tags.

[Zack]

Will day end early if a lynch is made?

If the hammer is made prior to the 24 hour mark then the day will end after 24 hours instead of 48. Otherwise it would end at 48 as planned.

Seeing as the hammer was made before the 24 hour mark, bloodthirsty town *cough*, the day will end promptly. And to your question DramaLlama the answer is no, once hammered there can be no unvoting.

This is the final tally:

Goremancer(1): Deathfire123
Deathfire123(1): Goremancer
DramaLlama(7): Kromos, Mopin, Luna, Escaho, BorkBot, Ubernox, CmG

I will end the day soon, you have a bit of time if you want to say anything before that happens.

[DramaLlama]

Darn.

Well see ya peoples. Seems I have made an early exit two games in a row and doesn't look like anything will start for a good 2 weeks! DRAT!

[Zack]

If you want to leave a last will DramaLlama, now is the time. Be quick about it.

[DramaLlama]

nope.

[Sumikoko]

Bloodthirsty town indeed...

[Zack]

Jessy walked briskly through town while attempting to avoid attention. However an attentive group of teenagers noticed the tip of a shotgun peeking from her backpack...

"Hey she's got a gun in there!" yelled one of them and everyone's attention was on poor Jessy who was sweating. "What? Oh this old thing? Come on, its a toy!" she said and pulled it out to demonstrate how harmless it was, only she forgot to unload it and fired at a nearby dumpster which was instantly riddled with holes. "Erm... Oopsie! Now how did that happen? The salesman said it was a toy!"

AHEM!

Behind Jessy stood a very angry old woman. "I believe that shotgun is mine you thief! Give it back!"

Jessy gulped, she did not expect to see Granny Nana there. It was indeed her shotgun which was stolen by the Ars gang the previous week. "Uh... Terribly sorry granny! I had no idea, I bought this at the toy store!"

"Who do you think you're fooling?! GIVE ME MY SHOTGUN!" the old lady screamed and grabbed the gun, wrestling with Jessy for control of it. "Are you crazy granny?! Let... it.... GO!!"

BANG!

"MY FOOT!" Jessy screamed and fell on the floor.

"Its just a scrape you whiny brat! And thats what you get for your criminal ways, just what you deserve!"

Suddenly a big black jeep with a siren arrived at top speed heading straight for them. Everyone panicked and ran away except for Jessy who was injured...

SCREEEEEECCHHHH!

The jeep halted one centimeter away from the injured girl. Maya opened the door and hopped out of it, "I heard a gun shot!"

"Really now" Jessy retorted, still in pain.

"Where were you until now?" asked one of the teenagers, to which the sheriff answered: "I was at the steakhouse enjoying a good meal when I heard this gunshot! Who shot her?"

"That steakhouse is on the other side of town..."

"And?"

"Yeah okay."

After a proper explanation of the situation Maya confiscated Nana's shotgun, much to the old woman's dismay, and had Jessy sent to the big hospital out of town in an ambulance. "Don't worry, I will get to the bottom of this case and your parents will know about it!" she promised the delinquent girl who was more depressed than ever.

The ambulance left and the night set in...

Barney texted Jessy a video over the cellphone together with the text: "Will miss you! Get well soon!"

DramaLlama was lynched! His role was Mafioso.

He did not leave a last will.



Night Two

"Kids, why must they be so violent? Isn't life a miraculous thing? Oh Snuffles... This day was just bad!" Maya said as she hugged her pet great dane dog at home.

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Back at the old school gym Barney and Whale shared a cup of stolen beer. "To Jessy! May she get well soon. Amen!"

"We'l get them for this... All of them!"

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Night 2 will end at this time.

[Zack]

Day Three

At the juice bar sat a group of teenagers to gossip. One called Tina commented on the previous day's events, "Can you believe Jessy? She actually carried a gun!"

"Baby!" sang one voice.

"I like fridays!" sang another.

Tina hushed them, "I don't care about your stupid songs! So about Jessy..."

"Saturday comes after Friday!" a voice kept singing.

"Baby oh baby its obvious!" sang the other one.

"Do I need to punch the two of you?" Tina said, getting angry.

"Friday is fun fun fun! No punches!"

"Baby baby baby NO!"

"Goddamnit Justin! And Rebecca! Put a sock in it! Geez..."

"I like fridays, not socks"

"Baby?"

"ARGH!"

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Meanwhile... [skip to 2:58]

Grunting noises were heard from under a blanket in an old man's home. Zaken just woke up... "Nana... Where are you... Nana.. AH!"

He rose out of bed slowly, dressed in his teddy bear pajamas. Yes at his age.

"Nana... I will make breakfast... Don't go Nana! Or else... Or else... Oh whats the point!"

He walked by the pet cat that used to belong to both of them, now it was just his. And it looked very thin... "Oh. That can't be good."

meow

"Forgot to feed you again didn't I? Entirely my fault."

The cat passed out from hunger.

"Great..."

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Everyone made it ok through the night, again! Except for one cat.

If you are intent on lynching today it will take 7 votes. Still.


Role List
Sheriff
Doctor
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Survivor
Tormentor
Mafioso
Mafioso


Player List
Sumikoko
Goremancer
Kromos
CmG
Luna
GameFreak
Deathfire123
Mopin
Escaho
BorkBot
Ubernox
trineroks


Hospital
Courage (Cowardly Dog) - Ran over by Maya's jeep while she chased a criminal on Day (-1).
Fluffy (Tarantula) - Stomped by Granny Nana on Night 1.
DramaLlama(Jessy: Mafioso) - Accidentally shot in the foot while struggling with Granny Nana for the shotgun on day 2.
Cat(Cat) - Nearly starved to death by the depressed Zaken over the course of several days.


Day 3 will end at this time.

[Deathfire123]

ZACK WHY YOU TELL COMEDY IN RP

[Goremancer]

LOL JUSTIN AND REBECCA ARE SO FUNNY. THIS IS HILARIOUS. KUDOS ZACK.

[Sumikoko]

For later purposes: 12950632416VEp58

In any case, we have a godly doctor, a retarded Mafia, or an unlucky Mafia. Lol. Why no kills two days in a row?

[trineroks]

LOL this is an entertaining forum mafia. Thanks Zack.

[Goremancer]

For later purposes: 12950632416VEp58

In any case, we have a godly doctor, a retarded Mafia, or an unlucky Mafia. Lol. Why no kills two days in a row?

Or mafia hits tormentor jailed target. Or tormentor jails the mafioso lol.

[Sumikoko]

Or mafia hits tormentor jailed target. Or tormentor jails the mafioso lol.

That's what I mean by an unlucky Mafia. So what do we do today. Again. Random lynch like yesterday and hope we beat probability again?

[Goremancer]

Idk. This is so dull. Why is everyone afk?

[Goremancer]

So quiet for such a funny FM.

[Goremancer]

WELL I'M GONNA SPAM THIS UP. EVERYONE ROLECLAIM. UBERNOX YOU ARE QUIET. ROLECLAIM. GAMEFREAK I'M USING BLACK LETTERS ROLECLAIM.

[Kromos]

Sumi is the tormentor.

vote Sumikoko

Lets get this over with.

[CmG]

lol this game even the players are hilarious xD. I agree Sumi seems pretty scummy and i can't remember having a student so she must be scum!

-vote sumikoko

[Mopin]

Lynching people is fun!

-Vote Sumikoko

[Escaho]

LYNCH TRAIN!

-vote Sumikoko

[Kromos]

[Goremancer]

*2:30 am over here* Man I still got school... OMFG A TRAIN. LOL INSTANT BONERS GOGOGO
-Vote Sumikoko