10 things about how the world should be run

[Necrolord]

I'm 26 years old, and have had some life experience. But I don't dictate to those younger than me about that. Adults who preach about their "life experience" are often also terrible drivers. The fact you've been driving like a stupid idiot for 50 years is not impressive. So we'll start on that note.

1) Young people will have the cheapest insurance, and as you get older, it gets more expensive. You are WELCOME to debate this one all you want, I'm open to all sides. But when my grandpa gave me my first car, a 1988 Nissan Sentra that smelled like old people, he was paying $60 for THREE cars a month in insurance. For me to start, it was a few hundred per month, for ONE car. It is scientifically proven that as people age, they DO become worse drivers, their eyesight is poorer, reaction time slower - the opposite of a young person. So brilliance: let's punish the good drivers, and reward the shitty ones!

2) There would be a civilian-run police oversight agency, to monitor the police. Oh police brutality, what can you do these days? Anytime an investigation is brought, it's swept under the rug by the Special Investigations Unit. We need a civilian-run police force that has the ultimate authority to kill cops known for police brutality. These civilian cops would NOT have the right to police citizens, however. Their job would be cop-watching. Cops would have something to fear for once. By the way, there IS a distinction: civilian cop vs. government cop. What we have now are government cops. Without government cops, people wouldn't pay taxes.

3) Actual enforcement of littering. Do you see those roadside signs saying $1,000 MINIMUM fine for littering? For some fucking reason, when I was in grade school, environmental awareness education WORKED for me! I don't know why I wasn't born stupid with all the other Canadians. But I see litter EVERYWHERE! Do the cops not realize...if they put undercover cops on EVERY street corner, they'd get THOUSANDS PER DAY?!?! $250 tickets for talking on cellphone on highway is chump change compared to littering fines. So the cops wouldn't have to deal with layoffs ever again, AND the world becomes more beautiful!

4) Employees are allowed to do performance reviews on their bosses. No more boss getting fired because of head office, it's about time employees got to fire their bosses. Last job I worked, our store manager was this short Scottish woman with blue/black teeth, and a failing knee that she refused to get looked-at. She was also alcoholic and smoked heavily. This is a recipe for a very angry bitch. She got shit-canned after I left, and I wish I stayed a bit longer so I could've seen that. She would lock herself in the office if she was in a bad mood, and didn't like coming down to DO HER JOB! She would yell at the store in the morning because two employees failed a secret shop. If you raised your voice, it's write-up. Why are managers and bosses such pussies?

5) If you don't use your indicator on the road even ONCE, you lose the right to drive for a year. If you do a left-turn and leave your car's ASS in the other lane blocking cars, you get banned for five years. Halogen headlights will be banned. I like being blinded by someone behind me, so I have to flip my mirror to night-view.

6) Canada's natives would be forced to pay back ALL the tax breaks they've received in their lifetime, RETROACTIVELY!!! Imagine this: let's say Iran decided "You know something? Sunni Muslims have it tough. Let's give them tax breaks and weekly cheques just for being different!" Iran has a 8% Sunni population, and a 90% Shi'ite population - the two sects that hate eachother the most. Well, we don't have that kind of extremism in Canada, unfortunately. That's why government interests will always pander to reserves who complain about third-world conditions, yet never tell us where their annual several-million government assistance goes? I'm tired of living in a country with welfare stealers. If you're going to use the argument "They were here first", let me say: I was here before a lot of them. Some of them were born AFTER me! A lot of them are WHITE. A lot of them have 1/8th in them, and are still eligible. There are FEW people in Canada who have mixed blood, who REFUSE to apply for an Indian Status Card, because they know they don't really deserve it, and they know it'll make people hate them at the checkout.

7) The minimum age of senior political positions would be SCRAPPED! I've learned that age doesn't really matter that much when it comes to to the "child's-play" of politics. Is it really that fucking hard? You say one thing, and the smarter people beneath you implement the action. The minimum age for President is 43. Well by the time our Saviour reaches 43, it'll be too late, the U.S will have already re-written the Constitution.

At this point in history, cellphones should be a God-given right. The "Dark Continent" of Africa, believe it or not, has the BEST cellphone and data rates in the world! Who has the worst? The country I live in, Canada.

9) Weed is legalized, but all other drugs remain illegal. Weed is good enough. The Liberal Party of Canada just made a good move: they put marijuana legalization as part of their party platform if elected again. I will be voting for them in the future, because honestly, the rest of their policies are pretty much "implied".

10) Unecessarily modifying an invidual lifeform under your care would get you the death penalty. Circumcision is a good example: my parents didn't have me done because they were intelligent. I've heard stories about mothers who would hear their babies screaming horror while strapped into the "circumstraint", and they immediately regret asking their doctor to circumcize them. Parents are fucking stupid sometimes.

Clipping a dog's ears would get you death. Neutering is understandable, as the pet trade has gained too much momentum and have created too many dogs and cats to deal with. De-clawing a cat would get you death. My mom just adopted a de-clawed cat. I hate to see him cooped-up all day inside, so I supervise him when he's outdoors until he's independent enough. Punishing a cat for his entire life because of a stupid decision made by previous owners isn't right. You know something else? He compensates, he uses his foot-claws, and his teeth.

[NorthStar]

I'm ashamed that somebody like you would come from Canada.

[Kromos]

1) Young people have only just learned to drive and often like to show off so are more likely to crash.

2) Police brutality is pretty awful and someone to watch them wouldn't be a bad idea. I'm not sure how this would be done but a civilian observer could possibly help.

3) I don't see much litter where I live but the law should be enforced. I like the idea of the undercover cop thing as a PR stunt to make people aware of it.

4) Good idea. It depends on the company, some might actually do something like that.

5) I hate when cars don't indicate when I'm out walking. Maybe an advertising campaign would help.

6) I don't know much about Canada.

7) There's a minimum age

8 ) Not Canadian.

9) I think that if smoking and alcohol is legal then weed definitely should be as it is less harmful and damaging to others. Legalising it also means it wont act as a gateway drug for more dangerous stuff.

10) I hate circumcision without consent and think it should be made illegal as mutilating a baby before he can decide for himself is awful. Circumcision may have its benefits but it also has its downsides and someone should at least have the choice whether to get it done or not. I'm glad barely anyone in the UK does it. Modifying pets is crappy as well.

[Necrolord]

This is why I am aware of the degradation of the planet's health, and geopolitical issues: I'm watching for the day life as we know it, doesn't exist anymore.

Don't know much about Canada? I just told you, so you can't use that excuse :P. Let me give you another piece of Canadian intelligence: the Harmonized Sales Tax! Whether for good or ill, this was a tax reform designed to make it less convoluted for everyone. Hardly fucking anything changed...some things got more tax, some things got LESS!

The government of B.C let voters have a referendum on whether to keep the HST or not. Let me illustrate it for you: we used to have split-tax, which was 13%, and it was split because it was federal/provincial sales taxes. Now it's better: either the items is taxed at a simple 13%, or it isn't taxed at all. Whether you agree with this or not, listen to this part. SHE GAVE THEM A FAIR CHOICE:

Vote YES: B.C would lower the HST to 11% in 2012 and 10% in 2014.
Vote NO: B.C would restore the split-tax, keeping it at 12%, AND the province would have to pay $1.6 billion taxpayer (voter) dollars to go back to it.

They voted "Let's increase our deficit."

[Necrolord]

11) BAN MCDONALDS, BURGER KING, AND ALL OTHER SHITTY FAST-FOOD RESTAURANTS (But good one like subway have to stay)

edit: 12) Ban all people from driving and using a cellphone at the same time unless they have a bluetooth device or something they clip on their ear, im sick of those people, like wtf?

It's so true, if I had to choose some fast food to buy, I'd most likely either go to a restaurant for take-out or Subway. I rarely eat at places that make burgers under 1 minute LOL.

I agree with any cop who issues a citation for texting while driving. $250 in Canada, I believe. It's a monetary penalty for being a moron behind the wheel.

But answer this one, too: I would approve of imprisonment for individuals who choose to wear it while WALKING. It looks fine in the car, but I've trolled people IRL beside me who were trying to have a conversation with themselves. I should do it more often, in fact. You know, talking loudly beside a bluetooth user

[Ash]

It's so true, if I had to choose some fast food to buy, I'd most likely either go to a restaurant for take-out or Subway. I rarely eat at places that make burgers under 1 minute LOL.

I agree with any cop who issues a citation for texting while driving. $250 in Canada, I believe. It's a monetary penalty for being a moron behind the wheel.

But answer this one, too: I would approve of imprisonment for individuals who choose to wear it while WALKING. It looks fine in the car, but I've trolled people IRL beside me who were trying to have a conversation with themselves. I should do it more often, in fact. You know, talking loudly beside a bluetooth user

Canada fines niggers on phones while driving? At least they're ahead one step than the americans. Anyways how do you troll someone IRL? lmfao. Wear a Vendetta mask and spam like if you were talking to someone on your phone?

Also for your other rules: Rule number 1 is silly, it makes sense but old people are fucking old. Majority of old people either wear glasses while driving or don't drive at all. And if they decide to drive, they fucking drive slow as fuck. Better than nothing I guess. Also what Kromos said is true. I'd say ages 30-45 are probably the best drivers. Just a guess.

Number 3 is true, (especially americans, they have a lazy habit of just throwing shit) like wtf why cant they get off their bungholes and do something that might save future mother earth.

[Ash]

Ah yes... The misbegotten rantings of a twenty-somehthing who lives with his mommie. The essence of troll forums. I regret ever trolling the official Starcraft 2 forums. My inner troll is much more well fed on a diet of cannibal troll posts from this wild west forum in which anything goes.

As for what I think of your ideas, I hear you brother. Here's a video you might enjoy:

I just had to..

[oops_ur_dead]

I agree only partially on 6. Native Americans shouldn't be given special rights. That's called fascism.

[Necrolord]

Canada fines niggers on phones while driving? At least they're ahead one step than the americans. Anyways how do you troll someone IRL? lmfao. Wear a Vendetta mask and spam like if you were talking to someone on your phone?

Also for your other rules: Rule number 1 is silly, it makes sense but old people are fucking old. Majority of old people either wear glasses while driving or don't drive at all. And if they decide to drive, they fucking drive slow as fuck. Better than nothing I guess. Also what Kromos said is true. I'd say ages 30-45 are probably the best drivers. Just a guess.

Number 3 is true, (especially americans, they have a lazy habit of just throwing shit) like wtf why cant they get off their bungholes and do something that might save future mother earth.

Ash, tell that to the old guy turning left on the road I was driving on. He looked right, didn't bother looking LEFT (direction I was coming at him at), and when I saw him creep out, I slammed my brakes and HONKED LIKE MAD! He still didn't notice. If you can't notice a guy blaring your horn next to your face, you need to hand in your keys. I know, old people are old, I'm not saying they should be banned.

If driving skills decrease with age...then why don't insurance companies acknowledge this and jack up rates depending how OLD you are? You know, young people are poor too, we know we're going to get old one day.

[Necrolord]

I agree only partially on 6. Native Americans shouldn't be given special rights. That's called fascism.

Thank you for your verbal support. Not many people in Canada talk about this, you know. You can get free post-secondary education if you've got some native blood. I'm 26, white, and still looking everyday for work. I am not even entitled to EI, and there are thousands of Canadians who are also being rejected at the same time. Yet, if I had native blood, I'd receive a benefit cheque every week or so, AND get exempt on paying retail tax on pretty much everything. You might call that "pretty sweet", if you're living in another country. I live in this one, and any taxes I pay also helps to pay the REAL lazy assholes: natives.

Anybody in Canada who tries to speak the REAL TRUTH, is called a racist. Even if they explain it in a non-derogatory and factual way. "They were here first."

I was born in 1985. When I was a cashier in retail, I saw kids slap it down on the counter who were younger than me. Technically, I should be receiving the benefits, not that little scumbag.

[Ubernox]

[oops_ur_dead]

The Native American stuff isn't racism, though, I think it's a serious problem. People with Native American blood are given special rights and discounts for no reason. Some argue that it's because it's "their country" or that we owe them something. Yeah, my ass. I don't think any native person is too worried about that, let alone those who search desperately in their history to find native blood. Others argue that native people are disadvantaged, and that we should give them benefits. Hey, I have an idea to help disadvantaged people out! How about we support those who are actually disadvantaged, and not give out benefits needlessly to an entire race. In my opinion, believing this is not racist, and that it is inversely racist to support the Native American benefits, given that they favour a race with no clear reason.

[Necrolord]

The Native American stuff isn't racism, though, I think it's a serious problem. People with Native American blood are given special rights and discounts for no reason. Some argue that it's because it's "their country" or that we owe them something. Yeah, my ass. I don't think any native person is too worried about that, let alone those who search desperately in their history to find native blood. Others argue that native people are disadvantaged, and that we should give them benefits. Hey, I have an idea to help disadvantaged people out! How about we support those who are actually disadvantaged, and not give out benefits needlessly to an entire race. In my opinion, believing this is not racist, and that it is inversely racist to support the Native American benefits, given that they favour a race with no clear reason.

Oh by the way, I have actually done *something* about it. I decided to voice my protest, and I actually wrote to the Department of Indian Affairs. I figured since they're the ones who hand out the cards, they're largely to blame. It was sincere, factual, but I got no reply. I also wrote to the Canadian Taxpayer's Federation, and they used my email in their newsletter.

Not much. But there isn't much you can do to fight it, it's almost too big to stop, and this country is more paralyzed than the United States.

[Necrolord]

Wow Necrolord. You took time out of your busy day of fapping and playing mafia to write a letter to indian affairs explaining how those deadbeat, unemployable Indians who spend their days huffing gas and fapping don't deserve support from the government. I wish the Canadian government gave as much support to Natives as your parents do to you. That way, they too could sit in front of a computer all day and spray crap all over the internetZ.

That's my entire point: the government already is...in fact, they're giving MORE. This is the point that everyone in Canada is missing: NATIVES ARE RECESSION-PROOF! It is guaranteed in the Federal Budget. Here's the way I look at how Canada's social welfare system works:

Employment Insurance: you know how Conservatives hate the idea of social welfare because "It keeps people from looking for work"? The idea that the unemployed should be allowed to recoup WHAT THEY PAID INTO is abhorrent to most! So I have concluded that the unemployed are a SLAVE CLASS, because the government expects them to go back to work, pay their taxes and everything, so that the government can pay INSTEAD:

Ontario Works: this is the new name for welfare in Ontario (each province has their own). I have heard from someone "It's so fucking easy to get, but please don't, you'll just ruin our country further." He's right. I think the truly disabled and unfortunate should get it, but there's a lot of abusers. And the employed/unemployed are paying them.

Indian Act: easier than welfare, only if your bloodline is true. I am not just complaining about the actual ethnic natives. I'm talking about the WHITE natives! Basically, Indian Status Cards are a reward for the fact that when your parents conceived you, one of them happened to be an Indian. That's all the information government needs, they'll be like "SOLD!", send you that card, and you can piss off people in the checkout aisle for the rest of your life. I'm paying for them, involuntarily, and so is oops_your_dead.

So Trollzor, I am a slave, funding ACTUAL lazy pricks. Because my money was stolen from me when I left my job, and it will be stolen from me again when I start a new one.

[Nick]

Corrective policies directed towards the poor, needy and disadvantaged will work better.

Policies directed towards race, culture, religion are divisive. More often than not, the wrong people are reaping the benefits.

[Admiral]

Unemployed, out of school troll who gets repeatedly banned from Starcraft. Huh... You aren't a troll. You are just scum, like Admiral.

I am "scum" because I trolled well. He is literal scum. The differences between us are that I actually have a brain to use, contribute to my community- and earn my keep by contributing to my country.

Don't ever compare us, it is Apples to dog shit.

[Necrolord]

Wow Necrolord. You took time out of your busy day of fapping and playing mafia to write a letter to indian affairs explaining how those deadbeat, unemployable Indians who spend their days huffing gas and fapping don't deserve support from the government. I wish the Canadian government gave as much support to Natives as your parents do to you. That way, they too could sit in front of a computer all day and spray crap all over the internetZ.

Actually, they do. I used to work at Tiger Direct as a cashier, and I had to endure 3 times a fucking week, a white wagon-burner kid would slap down his card and I wouldn't be able to do a damn thing, though I really just wanted to cut it in half, and slit his throat with it.

Tiger Direct is a computer store. The natives get half-tax on it, and they get weekly (or bi-weekly) benefit cheques...meaning they DO sit in front of a computer all day, because the government pays them to do so.

This is the double-standard I am talking about. The natives (or white natives, too) like to bitch about how the white man took their land...but they're perfectly alright with buying a big-screen TV made by white men, guns made by the white man, everything basically. They don't produce anything, or contribute anything. I hate to say this about a race of people, I really do...but they are leeches.

So in answer to your question, I pay for all my shit, the natives don't. I don't really know why they're bitching so often, and asking the U.N to come and save them from the "evil" Federal Government. Yes, I'm serious, the First Nations have actually asked for U.N help for each of their reserves, crappy pieces of land they choose to live on, while each reserve receives millions in aid. They are Canada's Africa. Overpopulating and unwilling to account for the money we send them. Someone once coined it for me: "They are a self-governed welfare state."

[maomao]

It's not easy live in Canada

[Admiral]

God my firss bayn yall! I iz supa hard kore now!

Admiral, troll is troll is troll. Btw, calling Necrolord an Apple is highly offensive. You are implying that he is a "fruit," a euphemism for faggot. Just because you are an asspounder Admiral, doesnt mean you get to go around calling people apple.

8/10 pretty good. Could have scored the last 2/10 by remembering I would have been calling myself dog shit instead of "asspounder." Work on those fine details.

[Admiral]

Admiral, the whole point of that post was to implicitly call you a piece of dog shit. You don't understand the fine art of trolling. You sir are a nerf herder.

Necro, gtfo and join the Canadian Nazi party.

This one gets a 3/10. You were doing fine but backpedaled after you we're shown that you missed out on a good opportunity. Accept it and use it as a learning experience and reflect on it while you're gone.



I look forward to your return.

[creedkingsx]

I plan on reading all of these, but I just want to pick at number 5 really quick first. While I agree with the turn signal part, halogen lights are actually really good because they don't leave the imprint in your eyes like normal lights do. They are kind of funky to be looking at, but after the fact, they don't leave that annoying bubble in your eyesight that winds up blinding you for the next 15 minutes, which is why they are becoming popular.

[Jim]

Necro you socialist pig, good thing your Canadian because in Amerca you would be shunned. (o wait prob are anyway in Canada)

[knight10]

America more or less is a socialist republic.

[DramaLlama]

tl;dr...

[Necrolord]

Necro you socialist pig, good thing your Canadian because in Amerca you would be shunned. (o wait prob are anyway in Canada)

Necroplant's description of Socialist America:
-Medicare and Medicaid (it's hardly anything, really, just like Canada's dental coverage, which is fuck all)
-Social Security (the elderly both Democrats and Republicans love to defend, depend on Social Security)
-Unemployment Insurance (when you lose your job, it's nice to know the money ripped from every paycheque will be able to assist you during the transition period)
-Food stamps (while a lot of people abuse it, the people who legitimately need it would starve otherwise)

America tries to balance capitalism and socialism, but it weighs too heavily on capitalist values, and they are winning. So who are the winners? The haves, not the have-nots. "Let them die."

You know, that's another thing: dental has never really been covered under Canada's socialized health insurance! However, here's a clause that is both frightening and promising: if you have an infected tooth, and the infection has reached the brain and could kill you any day, THEN you can go to the hospital and have it fixed for free. Yep, Ontario thinks you should be on the brink of death before they'll fix your tooth. They seem to think dental health is a "cosmetic" thing lol.

[creedkingsx]

America more or less is a socialist republic.

Might want to consider changing your pictures since the leader of Lulzsac worked wit the government to take down crucial members of the Anonymous Movement xD

[knight10]

Might want to consider changing your pictures since the leader of Lulzsac worked wit the government to take down crucial members of the Anonymous Movement xD

I forgot real life is a movie. I hope we're not in a Cinemark.

[creedkingsx]

I forgot real life is a movie. I hope we're not in a Cinemark.

I suppose I have misinterpretted your pictures lol, it looks like the face of the hacking group anonymous

[Necrolord]

I read that the Guy Fawkes mask is the WORST anarchist symbol to rally behind, as Guy Fawkes was a guy who fought for the Spanish, and was trying to bring oppressive Catholicism to England. In which case, I agree with how he was executed

If you hate how the U.S candidates are being selected only by their religious beliefs, then Guy Fawkes would be FINE with that!

[Admiral]

If you hate how the U.S candidates are being selected only by their religious beliefs

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