DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

thats what happens when i get out? REEEEE

[NoctiZ]

u would like that wouldn't u

u sick sick german

only if its u

[Slaol]

PATCH NOTES: Players that successfully catch must submit a bonus dodge action per successfull catches the next time they submit a catch.

[Yayap]

Slaol's changing the rules - Quick! tag him out before he declares victory for himself!

[Slaol]

Cycle announcement will be delayed a bit. Actions are final as of this post

[naz]

i win!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slaol]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16: stood still
Kate - Naz: dodged 2
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh: dodge1d, threw at a dipping MM
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo: dodge 2d, threw at a dodge1ng Banshis



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion: stood still
Me'Shell Jones - Glip: stood still
Bernese - Banshis: Dipped, Caught at Kate

Damus is first queued
Marshall is second queued
NoctiZ is third queued

Results
No one is out, and Bahkieh has been given a warning for throwing at a player not in the game.

Stealth, Naz, Glip have balls

There are 0 balls on Average Joes side, and 3 balls on Globogyms side

DODGEBALL!

Sorry for the late cycle. This cycle will also roll at the usual time.

[yzb25]

I mean it's literally just how irl dodgeball works lmfao

Omg finally someone who's watched that on dis site.

So many weebs, so little taste.

[NoctiZ]

COME ON GUYS LET'S GO

[naz]

send NOODS

[creedkingsx]

send NOOBS

fixed

[Bahkieh]

Oh oops, I was not home and I knew I was running put of time to submit an action

[Glip]

Oh oops, I was not home and I knew I was running put of time to submit an action

Same, I remembered at the last moment, went to quick post an action, then I saw Slaol’s “actions are final as of this post” as the latest post

[Yayap]

Results
No one is out, and Bahkieh has been given a warning for throwing at a player not in the game.

A warning! what? Everyone needs to hit slaol all at once. Hit the ref! maybe it will bounce off him and tag someone else out.

[Numbertwo]

im alive

[Slaol]

Stand by

[Slaol]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16: stood still
Kate - Naz: blocked aivion
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh: stood still
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo: dived, caught banshis

Creed is first queued
yzb is second queued

GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion: stood still
Me'Shell Jones - Glip: stood still
Bernese - Banshis: dived, caught on kate

Damus is first queued
Marshall is second queued
NoctiZ is third queued

Results
No one is out

Stealth, Naz, Banshis, Glip have balls

There are 0 balls on Average Joes side, and 2 balls on Globogyms side

DODGEBALL!

Today no block, protect, or catch options will be accepted!

[Glip]

Damnit I’m always 2 seconds late

[NoctiZ]

Damnit I’m always 2 seconds late

Just submit it now

[Glip]

Just submit it now

I may or may not have already done that.

[Slaol]

Damnit I’m always 2 seconds late

better than early

[Glip]

better than early

Depends on context

[Banshis]

I am flabbergasted at the amount of useless actions the average joes took last night. Blocked a person without a ball and afk, threw at a player not in the game currently, and caught on me when I never picked up a ball.

@AIVION There are some balls!

[Slaol]

I am flabbergasted at the amount of useless actions the average joes took last night. Blocked a person without a ball and afk, threw at a player not in the game currently, and caught on me when I never picked up a ball.

@AIVION There are some balls!

My bad on bahkieh. He took no action. I just forgot to update.

[Banshis]

My bad on bahkieh. He took no action. I just forgot to update.

Still equally as useless. I guess he doesn't just hand over a ball then though.

[AIVION]

I am flabbergasted at the amount of useless actions the average joes took last night. Blocked a person without a ball and afk, threw at a player not in the game currently, and caught on me when I never picked up a ball.

@AIVION There are some balls!

Oh yea, this game still exists. xD

Picks up a ball and throws it at Bahkieh

[naz]

lmaoooooomg
i wwant balls give me balls i dont have enoguh balls

[Yayap]

stealthbomber is a good target... afk is standing still, just throw at his face glip/aivion... naz can't protect him now..

Naz, if you want to protect your teammate - mention him to get him back in the game.

[Kenny]

stealthbomber is a good target... afk is standing still, just throw at his face glip/aivion... naz can't protect him now..

Naz, if you want to protect your teammate - mention him to get him back in the game.

Great, now he's gonna catch

[Yayap]

Great, now he's gonna catch

I'd like to see him try with the 100% chance of failing.

[Slaol]

Gonna be late with announcement. Actions are locked as of now

[Stealthbomber16]

Oh shit I forgot about this

[AIVION]

Oh shit I forgot about this

Don't feel bad, I've been forgetting about this myself xD

[Glip]

Same. Just so busy with the holidays around

[Bahkieh]

Ive been too busy

[Slaol]

ya we're just gonna be on hold until the 26th. ill tag everyone then.

[Glip]

It’s the 26th, get on with it!

[Yayap]

Patience Glippy, I'm not the one hosting this. Slaol is a bit slower. =P

[Glip]

[Glip]

@Slaol

[Yayap]

Lol, I was actually thinking of posting that exact video glip. You beat me to it.

[Slaol]

Im on darkcore blue. Cant see it

[Yayap]

<Yayap starts throwing peanuts at the referee>
Come on man! Time outs lasts less time than that. Ref is paid by the team and is trying to keep them in the game. Start RIOTS!

[Glip]

I’m just saying, it’s no longer the 26th in the time zone in which the host resides. What’s the big idea, ref? Where’s our game?

[Slaol]

Be 10 hours and 40 minutes ish and itll pick up. I have not been at a computer in a while

[Slaol]

finally stand by

[Slaol]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16: (ball - stood still
Kate - Naz: (ball - dodge 1, throw at banshis with NO AIM @naz READ THE RULES
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh: stood still
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo: dodge 2

Creed is first queued
yzb is second queued

GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion: ball
Me'Shell Jones - Glip: ball - duck and throw at sb16 standing still
Bernese - Banshis: ball - dip, throw at sb16 standing still

Damus is first queued
Marshall is second queued
NoctiZ is third queued

Results
Stealbomber 16 is out

- Balls
Aivion has a ball

There are 3 balls on Average Joes side, and 2 balls on Globogyms side

DODGEBALL!

[naz]

LMAO ILY SLAOL

[naz]

Idiot @Stealthbomber16

[naz]

Idiot @Stealthbomber16

Stupid Reprobate!!!