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The Great Furry Empress

As a world-renowned furry of noble origin, you are the one they all look up to.
You started your career in russia back at a time when the quietest whisper, "furry", could get one executed. You have shown true passion, you survived the harsh weather, you spread the word and you established a worldwide mega-empire. Every true furry knows your name. Everyone else will soon enough receive that knowledge. The world we live on is flat, and it will be yours. Full of furries.

Each night you may make someone fall in love to you.
They will join the anonymous furry community night chat
They will know who you are, but not your alignment
All of your lovers have their previous wincon, as well as potential future wincons, replaced with the permanent wincon: The Great Furry Empress must succeed. You win if The Great Furry Empress wins.

You are not part of the anonymous furry night chat.
You stand above them all and you may send anonymous messages through the host to the entire city instead.
This is limited to 2 messages each day/night cycle.

You, as The Great Furry Empress, do not depend on your lovers. Having them survive does not guarantee your win if they have an opposing alignment.
You may reroll just like everybody else, but you will never lose the status as The Great Furry Empress.
There can only be one Great Furry Empress.
Your handsome fur, your vast knowledge, your eventful past as well as the true nature of your existence gave you an advantage in combat.

0 attack 2 defense
Omg lol this is great, it's cult-ish but it's great xD

Earth is flat because we have come to this important realization in Skwirl. See my sig, and ask Distorted about it. Spread the word!


And to justify making a post in a non-troll section (well it's a legit question), "but you will never lose the status as the great furry empress" means...? If you re-roll, people converted don't change?

Balance concern: Unlimited converts for any alignment may be slightly strong, don't you think? I say 2 charges would be enough. 3 if you really are crazy but 2 would be better IMO.


Oh... Hi Gyrlander ;D