Anyone fuck with stocks?

[Fury]

What are these fucking returns man. Just go out there and plop a fat stack on a stock and get 10% by the end of next week.

This shit is retarded.

Amazon alone went up from 1k to like 1.7k in 1 year. That is a 70% return. I don't like trump, but praise trump for the corporate tax rate. Invest in some pussy ass bonds and get 3-4%? Naw.

Go out and make some dough before we get a bear market, people.

Literally at a 9.5% return in the last 5 days.

[DJarJar]

Without doing much research it’s easy to make 5-10% per week generally, but every once in awhile you make a mistake and lose 50%+ so I would recommend taking the time to make better bets

[yzb25]

Without doing much research it’s easy to make 5-10% per week generally, but every once in awhile you make a mistake and lose 50%+ so I would recommend taking the time to make better bets

That's what I've heard. That shit's volatile.

Stick to Roulette on sc2mafia XDD

[Marshmallow Marshall]

That's what I've heard. That shit's volatile.

Stick to Roulette on sc2mafia XDD

Yep. And even there, don't play roulette. Seriously. If risk > reward, or even = reward, don't gamble. And if someone proposes you to gamble, it's because risk > reward, usually. Else that person is dumb, and you can strip the person of all the money he/she/xe/it/that has.

[Apocist]

Apo made like a 52% return from Tesla after 3 months. Timing is also a big factor

[Tauntshaman]

roulette is really profitable (if you bet wisely)

[Fury]

Without doing much research it’s easy to make 5-10% per week generally, but every once in awhile you make a mistake and lose 50%+ so I would recommend taking the time to make better bets

Definitely. It's idiotic to just jump on every bandwagon. Some win, some lose.

Some people even take loans to invest.

If you can't afford to lose it all, then don't invest any of it.

[Warshieldman321]

See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?

[Marshmallow Marshall]

See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?

What is your main account? Literally, I yelled "STRENGHT IN UNITY" several times these days on HotS... your signature lol... also who registers on a mafia site to ask a question about stocks as a first post?

And sorry but I got no advice to give you, for I do not mess with stocks.

[yzb25]

See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?

Invest in a company with a bright future like Amazon and don't take the stock out for at least a year.

What is your main account? Literally, I yelled "STRENGHT IN UNITY" several times these days on HotS... your signature lol... also who registers on a mafia site to ask a question about stocks as a first post?

And sorry but I got no advice to give you, for I do not mess with stocks.

This game has made us paranoid of newcomers LOL.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Invest in a company with a bright future like Amazon and don't take the stock out for at least a year.



This game has made us paranoid of newcomers LOL.

I swear this is a smurf account lol

[Warshieldman321]

I registered so long ago and I completely forgot about it only to come back this week. I’ve been playing maf for a few years now. Tag is nopedotavi#1744. I’m not so new so much as I made an account and never used it lol

[Marshmallow Marshall]

I registered so long ago and I completely forgot about it only to come back this week. I’ve been playing maf for a few years now. Tag is nopedotavi#1744. I’m not so new so much as I made an account and never used it lol

Oh. That still doesn't explain your signature, but if you really aren't a smurf, welcome back! But I don't believe you mostly :P maybe yzb is right though... mafia made me paranoid...

[yzb25]

Oh. That still doesn't explain your signature, but if you really aren't a smurf, welcome back! But I don't believe you mostly :P maybe yzb is right though... mafia made me paranoid...

Sometimes when I'm on this forum my brain starts making wild conspiracy theories about certain people being smurfs or slots doing OGC and I have to stop myself going crazy by reminding myself it's irrational to apply my pseudo-psychology to real life.

Perhaps I was projecting on to you =P

[OzyWho]

Sometimes when I'm on this forum my brain starts making wild conspiracy theories about certain people being smurf

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Sometimes when I'm on this forum my brain starts making wild conspiracy theories about certain people being smurfs or slots doing OGC and I have to stop myself going crazy by reminding myself it's irrational to apply my pseudo-psychology to real life.

Perhaps I was projecting on to you =P

Lol. Are you in the Skwirl discord btw? If you're not there's the link to it in Distorted's signature :P

[Fury]

See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?

Do it via a Roth IRA. Max out your annual contribution if you can.

The economy is set to tank in 1-2 years, so it is rather difficult to invest well right now. Growth stocks should be your aim though.

[yzb25]

Do it via a Roth IRA. Max out your annual contribution if you can.

The economy is set to tank in 1-2 years, so it is rather difficult to invest well right now. Growth stocks should be your aim though.

tfw everyone's accepted the economy's going to tank and everyone's just resigned themselves to leeching off the dying corpse XD

[Fury]

tfw everyone's accepted the economy's going to tank and everyone's just resigned themselves to leeching off the dying corpse XD

Considering how much Trump is trying to push tariffs on literally everybody? I didn't think it would happen until the 200 billion tariff announcement.

Luckily I'll have the income to dump into stocks on the rebound, but Trump is literally fucking everyone (but his base won't give a shit).

And it's not like 1 person can stop the market from tanking. If you fight the market, you'll get wrecked. Not like I'm pulling my investments, but I'm just not going to dump into it now.

That being said, I still did make some recent investments. But, I plan to hold onto them for years - recession or not. I see great growth potential in them.

[Stealthbomber16]

Sometimes when I'm on this forum my brain starts making wild conspiracy theories about certain people being smurfs

I was Arsonist all along.

[naz]

See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?

happy bday most random person on this site

[Quick]

That's what I've heard. That shit's volatile.

Stick to Roulette on sc2mafia XDD

Just want to say:

"Toilet man, toilet man, does whatever a toilet can"

Long live Trump!!!

[Melenadze]

Roulette is really profitable! Verified)