Rocshi's Lateral Thinking Puzzle Thread #2

[Rocshi]

Well, the first thread was hijacked, so why not.


A man takes a drink of water and died immediately. He reportedly died of blunt force trauma.
How?

This is easy if you think about it.

[Dust]

Did the man actually drink the water?

Did someone apply the blunt force trauma?

[Rocshi]

Did the man actually drink the water?

Did someone apply the blunt force trauma?

Sort of.
No.

^you should get it now

[Kromos]

Did he fall off a cliff, into some water, and bang his head on the rocks?

[Dust]

Tidal wave?

[CmG]

so he drinks water, and nicks his head back and an airplane hit him then at the head or something like that. something who moved there while he drank that water.

[CmG]

oh i see sort of uhuh. so he gets crushed from water.

[Rocshi]

Did he fall off a cliff, into some water, and bang his head on the rocks?

Also a realistic solution, and very similar, but no.

[Rocshi]

Tidal wave?

No

[Rocshi]

so he drinks water, and nicks his head back and an airplane hit him then at the head or something like that. something who moved there while he drank that water.

No

[CmG]

was he on the titanic?

[Kromos]

Also a realistic solution, and very similar, but no.

Fell off a waterfall?
Fell off a bridge into a river?

[Kromos]

Dived into a shallow pool?

[Dust]

Skydiving accident?

[Rocshi]

Fell off a waterfall?
Fell off a bridge into a river?

Yeah, basically.
He fell/jumped off a very tall structure into a body of water with his mouth open.

[Kromos]

This but then he dies?

[Goremancer]

deuterium? Did he drink solidified deuterium? Tritium?

[Dust]

lol


it's already been answered...

[Goremancer]

lol


it's already been answered...

... SHUT UP

[Rocshi]

Puzzle #2:

A man jumped off a 700 foot cliff. Another man walked home and his wife was dead.

This is either incredibly easy or incredibly hard.

[Kromos]

deuterium? Did he drink solidified deuterium? Tritium?

What lol?

[CmG]

deuterium? Did he drink solidified deuterium? Tritium?

Finaly 4chan has arrived to save the day

[BorkBot]

The home was at the base of the cliff and the man fell on top of the other man's wife?

[Kromos]

Puzzle #2:

A man jumped off a 700 foot cliff. Another man walked home and his wife was dead.

This is either incredibly easy or incredibly hard.

Man fell off the cliff onto the other guys' wife?

[Rocshi]

The home was at the base of the cliff and the man fell on top of the other man's wife?

Realistic, but no.

[Goremancer]

The man who jumped off committed adultery with the other guy's wife while jumping off the cliff. Amazing acrobatics

[Rocshi]

Man fell off the cliff onto the other guys' wife?

Not what I had in mind.

[Dust]

is there an affair going on?

Is so then the one man was having an affair with the other guy's wife and she either committed suicide with/before/or after the first man jumped off the cliff.

[Rocshi]

Hint: Only one person jumped off the cliff, and did not hit anyone/thing.

[Rocshi]

is there an affair going on?

Is so then the one man was having an affair with the other guy's wife and she either committed suicide with/before/or after the first man jumped off the cliff.

Irrelevant.

[Kromos]

Was the man who jumped off the cliff his wife?

[Goremancer]

is there an affair going on?

Is so then the one man was having an affair with the other guy's wife and she either committed suicide with/before/or after the first man jumped off the cliff.

Dust read my answer

[Dust]

Dust read my answer

DID NOT!

[Goremancer]

The man never hit the ground? According to Douglas Adams, he is flying. BOSS

[BorkBot]

Did the man whose wife was dead cause her death?
Did the man who fell and the wife who died die in roughly the same area?

[Kromos]

Did the other man push the man off the cliff because he killed his wife?

[Rocshi]

Was the man who jumped off the cliff his wife?

Yes.

Wordplay puzzle.

IDUNNO.

[Goremancer]

The man never hit the ground? According to Douglas Adams, he is flying. BOSS

His wife wanted to fly but couldn't. So when the man flied, le wife was so sad she killed herself

[Rocshi]

Puzzle #3:

I made a shitty puzzle, and then I died.
Why?

[BorkBot]

Because we lynched you.

[Kromos]

Puzzle #3:

I made a shitty puzzle, and then I died.
Why?

Was the puzzle how to unlock the tank of water that you were in, but it was so shitty that it had no answer so you drowned?

[Goremancer]

Puzzle #3:

I made a shitty puzzle, and then I died.
Why?

agreed with borkbot. Also you probably committed suicide.

[Kromos]

Did you shit out a puzzle so hard that it killed you?

[BorkBot]

Wait, he's dead now so he can't answer.

[Goremancer]

Did you shit out a puzzle so hard that it killed you?

+1

[CmG]

because you are the riddler and batman beat you to a pulp

[Kromos]

Did some nasty men tell you to make a good puzzle or they would kill you?

[Rocshi]

Because we lynched you.

Correct.
Or someone who is on this thread is teh maffurz.
That WAS the shitty puzzle.

AHAHAHAHA
*shot*

Puzzle #4:

A man flies, shoots, and jumps off a bridge.
Why/How?

[Kromos]

Does he jump off the bridge and while flying shoot at the bad the guys that are after him?

[BorkBot]

Does the man do these things simultaneously?
Does the man reside in The Matrix?