S-FM 230: Pulp Fiction

[Stealthbomber16]

I am town.

[Stealthbomber16]

Next game I'm just gonna post pokemon emojis for all of day 1. These are hilarious.

[Mesk514]

Hi. I am Mesk. I am town.

[Stealthbomber16]

Hi. I am Mesk. I am town.

[Hybrid]

ok i won t post till the next in game day see ya

[Stealthbomber16]

ok i won t post till the next in game day see ya

Fuck you harder than ever before.

-vote Hybrid

[Spruance]

im not good at FMs didnt you hear what i just said? lol and of course im not scum

Seems legit. She is the first person to say she isn't scum. I think we should give her the benefit of the doubt.

[Spruance]

Host meta says it's spruance

Bruh new hosts don't play with such risky meta. Also not sure why you aren't voting me. Kinda suspicious.

[Because_why_not]

First: You read really slowly, I finished it in 1:27.
Second: I want just one hot dog, not 3 raw dogs.
Third: You have wasted a bit more time reading this post XD

1. I guess that's why I was always behind in English Lit (it had nothing to do with me seeing it as pointless and using it as a sit-off lesson and have the biggest joke of a teacher - who apparently had a hammer in his drawer "for protection". Still got a C though lol)

2. You haven't lived til you've tried human though! (lol I've only just noticed that list)

3. And more so replying? Then reading this. Then going to reply to this. IT'S A NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF DOOM!!!!

[Spruance]

This paragraph was a waste of time and space. If you had not read this and I had not typed this you and I could’ve done something more productive than reading this mindlessly and carelessly as if you did not have anything else to do in life. Life is so precious because it is short and you are being so careless that you do not realize it until now since this void paragraph mentions that you are doing something so mindless, so stupid, so careless that you realize that you are not using your time wisely. You could’ve been playing with your dog, or eating your cat, but no. You want to read this barren paragraph and expect something marvelous and terrific at the end. But since you still do not realize that you are wasting precious time, you still continue to read the null paragraph. If you had not noticed, you have wasted an estimated time of 20 seconds. Imagine what you could’ve done with those 20 seconds besides reading this non-productive paragraph. Imagine the things you could’ve accomplished. Imagine the possibilities. But time is irreversible and you still do not realize this. Somehow you have managed still to waste around now 35 seconds reading this stupid, excessive, and long paragraph with your irreversible time. If you haven’t realized that, then you have not yet read the whole paragraph. Even if you did, you still refuse to stop reading this essay. After around 45 seconds, you are still reading this mindlessly and carelessly with your precious and non-reversible time. If you remembered from the first sentence of this disgustingly long paragraph, you would remember that this paragraph was a waste of time and space, imagine if I had not typed this paragraph and you had not read it. Imagine all the things you could’ve done, the things that made you, you. But no, you are still reading this paragraph and it has been around 60 seconds, which is a whole full minute. A minute! Yet you still have the urge and motivation to read this pointless and long essay. Now you have nearly reached the end, you ponder, why am I reading this? Why is the writer making a paragraph so long that I have the urge and motivation to finish this pointless paragraph to prove him that reading is what makes me, me. Then you realize, you have wasted now around a minute and 10 seconds. If you had not make the idiotic decision of continuing to read this paragraph, use that mind of yours to think what you could’ve done throughout your whole irreversible time. You could’ve finished your homework, play with your cat, eat your seal, or you could’ve discovered who made the fire hydrant, if you did not get the reference, you could’ve went and learned something and post it on reddit in the subreddit “Today I learned”, but you still have the urge to read this insanely long paragraph, pondering how I typed this without rest. Then you read this text and see that text over there. Why am I still reading this? How does this paragraph know what I’m thinking? What did I eat last April the 17th? Then you come to the conclusion that you know that this useless and insanely long paragraph would tell you. And you are right, but I did not write this and you have wasted now around 2 minutes. A full 2 minutes. Now, use that intelligence that you have, assuming that your IQ is above 60 and you are literate. Now that you have made it this far, you wonder if you learned anything, but no, you did not get the reference about the fire hydrant and refused to look it up, then you make the decision of reading this long essay with your irreversible time. Since you have made it this far on your long journey, you try have the urge to stop reading. But I bet you cannot finish this paragraph for which you are lazy and want to continue on with your life, but you keep on reading this long, wasteful, barren, and non-productive essay that will not benefit you in any way than making you lose your irreversible and precious time, but that is not even a benefit. Soon you realize that it has been now 3 minutes. A full 3 minutes, now you use your intelligence with an IQ above 70 and ponder about the things you could’ve done, the assignments you could’ve done, the dogs and cats you could’ve eaten. But you continue reading this now nearly 2 paged paragraph. Then you wonder how this is even a paragraph. How am did I make it this far? Do I get a certificate? Why am I reading this pointless and barren paragraph? How does this essay know what I’m thinking about? Then finally, you feel relaxed and accomplished because the essay said finally to make you hyped up that you accomplished reading a nearly 2 paged essay then the paragraph creates a plot twist; You’re no where near the ending. Your insides wince a little while you’re reading this endless paragraph. Wondering if this will ever end. Then you start getting nervous that it’s almost time for bed, then you wonder what you ate for breakfast on June the 9th. How does this paragraph know what you’re thinking about you think? Because when you’re reading a paragraph inside your head, the words are projected into your brain with the IQ above 90 and then the thought process go through your internal organs and through yours eyes and you wonder if this is actually true but it’s really not because all it is non-sense. Then you look at your watch, if you had one, and realize that it’s been a near 4 minutes. 4 minutes, if you expect this paragraph to say the old and customary saying after you’ve discovered how long it’s been, then you’re wrong. This time, the paragraph is going to criticize you why you’re still reading this essay with your irreversible and precious time. Why are you still reading this you ask? Because you are so headstrong and careless, yet you have the urge and motivation to continue reading this essay that it feels like an eternity. If you have made it this far, then it is mind boggling on what you could’ve done with your near 5 minutes. Imagine the things you could’ve eaten ; sushi, sharks, dogs, snakes, cats, fish, humans, dogs, dogs, and many more wonders of this world. Then when you are reading this, you realize that there is no long a wall of text, you realize that you think you’ve made it to the ending and I congratulate you on your epic journey across the wall of text. Yet you have not yet realized, that you wasted a full 5 minutes on this paragraph that feels endless yet it has been ceased.

O.O
Do you want to write some of my school papers?

[Because_why_not]

Seems legit. She is the first person to say she isn't scum. I think we should give her the benefit of the doubt.

Pretty sure Otaku said it before her.

Otaku the original hipster.

[Because_why_not]

O.O
Do you want to write some of my school papers?

Meh ain't got nothing better to do.

I charge $0.05 NZD per word.

[Stealthbomber16]

Meh ain't got nothing better to do.

I charge $0.05 NZD per word.

[Because_why_not]

I'm sure I could charge less for every time Mesk514 says they're town and still end the game with enough for a decent night out.

So Mesk, do you ever hear of the show don't tell rule? Why should we believe what you say?

[Because_why_not]

Pfft. Amateurs. I would've added that the peas were light green coloured and tasty too.

[Because_why_not]

Btw if someone can be super friendly and helpful to the site newb, how do I get vote counts?

I've tried looking everywhere and read that it's in the top right of the thread, but still can't find it...

[Spruance]

Btw if someone can be super friendly and helpful to the site newb, how do I get vote counts?

I've tried looking everywhere and read that it's in the top right of the thread, but still can't find it...

Look harder lol. It is in between View First Unread and Thread Tools below the page numbers and above the first post.

[Because_why_not]

Look harder lol. It is in between View First Unread and Thread Tools below the page numbers and above the first post.

Nope. Seriously don't have it...

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Unless I need to change how I view the forum or something...

[Otakudweeb69]

Lol what you don't have it? I'll type it out for you then

[Because_why_not]

Lol what you don't have it? I'll type it out for you then

Thanks for offering

I just changed the forum skin so now I can see it.

I just have to put up with those turkeys maybe :/

[Otakudweeb69]

Rachyl (3 L-4)
Nawa, marshmallow Marshall, because_why_not
Because_why_not (1 L-6)
Hybrid
Hybrid (1 L-6)
Stealthbomber16
Stealthbomber16 (1 L-6)
Spruance
Widomakr (1 L-6)
Superjack
Otakudweeb69 (1 L-6)
Efekannn0

[Otakudweeb69]

Damn it that was such a pain on mobile

[Otakudweeb69]

If all those votes I really don't like Spruance's and efekannn0's, who still hasn't shown up at all? Slayer was it?

[Because_why_not]

Damn it that was such a pain on mobile

No thanks, I appreciate it

[Otakudweeb69]

Nawa & spruance's * I could care less about efe's omgus vote

[Otakudweeb69]

More importantly how do I do a Pokémon emoji

[Otakudweeb69]

[Otakudweeb69]

F O C K I N
L I T
F A M
NI🅱️🅱️A I have been enlightened

[Because_why_not]

If all those votes I really don't like Spruance's and efekannn0's, who still hasn't shown up at all? Slayer was it?

Yeah I wouldn't ever lynch Stealth today. @Spruance remind me of your vote and why you would.

Efe's seems like OMGUS but waiting to here back. I've just read over another game where they were like that too. It's not helpful as it stands, and I'm not saying they should be let off for that at all, but I'd rather hear more from them so maybe they can expand and come away from it.

Last time, you said you weren't in the mood to talk about Efe's vote, right? Do you have any thoughts on it?

[Because_why_not]

Yeah I wouldn't ever lynch Stealth today. @Spruance remind me of your vote and why you would.

Efe's seems like OMGUS but waiting to hear* back. I've just read over another game where they were like that too. It's not helpful as it stands, and I'm not saying they should be let off for that at all, but I'd rather hear more from them so maybe they can expand and come away from it.

Last time, you said you weren't in the mood to talk about Efe's vote, right? Do you have any thoughts on it?

I know you guys probably don't care but I do :<

[Otakudweeb69]

I don't like efe's vote because all I've said is "we should get rid of efe and rachyl(read) IF THEY DONT CONTRIBUTE" or that was at least my intention, yet instead of contributing efe omgus votes me .=.

I'd like to call more attention to nawas vote because it looks to me like they're pushing an easy lynch on rachyl who, even though I want to also get rid of her if she doesn't contribute, I would much rather she contributes so we never have to come to that

[Otakudweeb69]

i would like for rachyl and efe to contribute, I will be placing a vote on Nawa until I hear something I like

-vote nawa

[Otakudweeb69]

-just want to see what Pokémon emojis I can create-
:minior: lusle: :ditto: :dragonite: :dialga:

[Because_why_not]

I don't think I've ever had so many nulls in a game. Still, I guess it's D1 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

People I wouldn't lynch:

Otaku
Stealth

SuperJack
Marshmallow Marshal

People I would lynch:

Mesk514
Nawa
Slayer
Widowmakr
Hybrid
Spruance
Efekannn02
Rachyl

So basically every else lol

Who even is Slayer? I looked at the replies, and they haven't made a single post it seems.

[Mesk514]

wtf, why would you wanna lynch me? you must be one of those roles that has eliminate the red as their wincon.

[Because_why_not]

wtf, why would you wanna lynch me? you must be one of those roles that has eliminate the red as their wincon.

Nice OMGUS \o/

Anyway, even if you leave that, you do prove my point of why I would lynch you. You haven't done anything but say you're Town. Not anything that's stood out for me.

You're welcome to prove me wrong. Show me. Why shouldn't I have you on that part of my list? What can you actually do for Town?

[Spruance]

I don't think I've ever had so many nulls in a game. Still, I guess it's D1 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

People I wouldn't lynch:

Otaku
Stealth

SuperJack
Marshmallow Marshal

People I would lynch:

Mesk514
Nawa
Slayer
Widowmakr
Hybrid
Spruance
Efekannn02
Rachyl

So basically every else lol

Who even is Slayer? I looked at the replies, and they haven't made a single post it seems.

I don't get why SuperJack made the special list and I voted stealthbomber because he publicly claimed arsonist, which is not a town role. If he were town he wouldn't go hardcore with the meta.

[Because_why_not]

I don't get why SuperJack made the special list and I voted stealthbomber because he publicly claimed arsonist, which is not a town role. If he were town he wouldn't go hardcore with the meta.

I did leave the gap on purpose. For me, I've seen SuperJack just do stuff (without a better way to say it). I wouldn't say it's a strong read in that I'd be jumping up and down calling them Town, but it's at least something to go off, as opposed to total nulls like for example Rachyl, who's pretty much just said "Hi", or that person who hasn't posted. That's my problem in that I do have so many nulls like that. I hope it's just a case of timing for people than anything else.

I do remember the claim, but I did put it down to "early game" stuff because there doesn't even seem to be anything like an arsonist in the setup, unless if we have different definitions for arsonist (for me it's someone who douses over a few nights and ignites, or a less common variant I've seen is like a Strongman, where it kills on the same night, but isn't stopped by a healing role).

Other than that, it's a similar story in that I've seen him get involved, which is why I think he's more likely to be Town (yes, I know: multifaction, but especially in the first few days, I keep it simple of Town/Scum, for my own sanity).

What do you mean about "going hardcore with the meta"?

[Because_why_not]

I don't like efe's vote because all I've said is "we should get rid of efe and rachyl(read) IF THEY DONT CONTRIBUTE" or that was at least my intention, yet instead of contributing efe omgus votes me .=.

I'd like to call more attention to nawas vote because it looks to me like they're pushing an easy lynch on rachyl who, even though I want to also get rid of her if she doesn't contribute, I would much rather she contributes so we never have to come to that

So you say you want to get rid of Rachyl unless she contributes, are you happy with what she's done so far (at the time of this post)? And why?

Why is Rachyl someone that you think scum would push for an easy lynch if everyone already thinks she's a liability (which I think was the word you used)? (As in, why do you think scum would bother to push a scummy person, rather than let the confusion eat at Town?)

[Nawa]

back there
Because_why_not is probably mafia with ppl he said he wouldn't lynch
aight, it;s right
7 towns and 1 butch he wants to lynch

-vote Because_why_not

[Because_why_not]

Unfortunately, I have to love yas and leave yas and I won't (or shouldn't be) back before EoD, so obviously if there's a last minute scramble on vote, I won't be there, and if anyone has any questions for me, I won't answer them until D2 (if I'm lucky and scum aren't annoyed at seeing my name keep popping up that they'd just outright shoot to silence me )

I was debating moving my vote, which would probably go to Mesk or Hybrid if I did (probs Mesk>Hybrid). Neither have really posted anything game related that I can remember. Hybrid did have that one open question that iirc only I answered (which he complained was long and that he won't read ). Meanwhile Mesk has said they're Town about 10 times and complained that they were someone I wouldn't mind if they were lynched. Go figure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm gonna stick with Rachyl though after hearing that using the sign up threads was something that hadn't been done for years, and that again, she hasn't done anything.

I'm really not a fan of a null/low poster lynch, but when there's nothing to make me think they could be Town, and I don't have any real scumreads, it's the next best thing imo. Maybe you all disagree which would be fine (anything would be fine but a No Lynch *shudders* and for me personally lynching the people I wouldn't want gone, unless someone comes up with a good reason to do so).

I'd still like for people to answer questions I've asked them even if I've gone because it lets others read them and conversations can develop.

Night! o/

[Because_why_not]

back there
Because_why_not is probably mafia with ppl he said he wouldn't lynch
aight, it;s right
7 towns and 1 butch he wants to lynch

-vote Because_why_not

Lol I can't tell whether that would be bad scum play or good scum play (since those people are actually ones that I remember doing stuff).

But I'm going sleep now, so you can either come up with why my list is wrong/scummy, (and how the people I wouldn't lynch are scum and the ones I would are Town, when I've actually said it's because they're null) or you can focus elsewhere. It's your call. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Because_why_not]

Btw if I was super libral with my list, I might pump Efe up to the same position as SuperJack and Marshmallow.

They haven't done anything, but I did read a game where they were the same as Town. That doesn't mean I'd want them to continue as they are though.

...Going bed for realz this time.

[Nawa]

Aight, now my vote will stay at Because_why_yes.
From the start of the game he tried to sheep someone, or otherwise, he tries to act as town too much.
Marshmallow Marshall also votes with him, and he is on B_W_N's no-lynch list.
Third way is he tries to convince people to lynch who he wants, as SB16, SJ, Otaku and Marshmallow all voted someone he wants to vote or didn;t vote at all. And if so, he succs af

[Nawa]

Efe has softly claimed, so did Hybro, therefore he is probably neutral evil.
Marshmallow Marshall has never done anything serious. He is lying and that gives more proof to my point.
SJ has never done anything serious. He is lying and that gives more proof to my point.
If this is still not enough to lynch him, i will find more proof.

[Because_why_not]

Aight, now my vote will stay at Because_why_yes.
From the start of the game he tried to sheep someone, or otherwise, he tries to act as town too much.
Marshmallow Marshall also votes with him, and he is on B_W_N's no-lynch list.
Third way is he tries to convince people to lynch who he wants, as SB16, SJ, Otaku and Marshmallow all voted someone he wants to vote or didn;t vote at all. And if so, he succs af

Mashmallow never voted me, Hybrid did.

I thought your argument was that I somehow knew the other scum team to my own and foolishly put us all in the "would not lynch"?

Also, there's plenty of people who I would vote - as the list clearly shows. I'm sure most people would actually fit in the category of "voting someone I would want".

Also, give examples of "from the start of the game I've wanted to sheep someone":

1. By this argument for me being scum, means everyone who doesn't start a wagon is scum - hey that's like you now!

2. I've had one vote in the entire day, and it came late. It was to get someone to participate and I'm not happy with their contribution since or their excuse.

Try harder...

[Because_why_not]

Efe has softly claimed, so did Hybro, therefore he is probably neutral evil.
Marshmallow Marshall has never done anything serious. He is lying and that gives more proof to my point.
SJ has never done anything serious. He is lying and that gives more proof to my point.
If this is still not enough to lynch him, i will find more proof.

Last night (real life time for me) SJ was asking questions and trying to figure things out. Look about 24 hours ago.

This morning/early afternoon, I remember Marshmallow doing the same.

So no, no proof.

Also, if players have soft claimed, and they have done so for a PT, and you believe them, you'd be best keeping your mouth shut. Not that we can say that now. Not that I see reasons to just believe claims made in D1...

I like that you seem a bit desperate to have me gone though. It's cute :3

[Because_why_not]

Aight, now my vote will stay at Because_why_yes.
From the start of the game he tried to sheep someone, or otherwise, he tries to act as town too much.
Marshmallow Marshall also votes with him, and he is on B_W_N's no-lynch list.
Third way is he tries to convince people to lynch who he wants, as SB16, SJ, Otaku and Marshmallow all voted someone he wants to vote or didn;t vote at all. And if so, he succs af

Meh sod it. YOLO

-vote Nawa

Honestly? The bold is "this person is looking like Town too much so we should vote them!" It's weak as, bruh.

Anyway, for the last time (if it's not here I'm getting distracted it's everywhere else too, and then I come back here so the circle starts again!)

Night! o/

[Nawa]

First, i said Marshmallow Marshall votes with you. That means, he votes the same person you vote.
By the "from the start of the game I've wanted to sheep someone", i meant you tried to lynch someone with too few proof.
Your post reaction on my meta-hunting vote on Rachyl was to make me look scummy, which is obviously scum play.
You suspected people throughout all the day, but never voted anyone. This is scum play.
You have said that all people you want to lynch are everyone else, means, you want to lynch someone who isn't on notlynchlist. Now you try to make it look like you meant something else/
Don't make people think you don't know some evils know eachother. You also probably didn't read the setup or your rolecard. If so, my vote is OMGUS vote.
You know that there are more townies, than evils. Yet you still put 8 ppl on your list, like if you were evil. That makes a good point.
Try harder.

[Nawa]

You pay attention only to something that helps lynching me. This is a good proof.
Marshall never did anything serious. Idk what's wrong with you.
If i die tonight, i will not be surprised.
Otaku came to read the thread, therefore, there is probably one more vote on me.