S-FM 230: Pulp Fiction

[Because_why_not]

Why does Rachly need to die? Show me her posts and tell me why, and I might give you pie.

At the time of this post, there were none. Literally.

[Because_why_not]

I agree with his analysis of rachyl and efe. Can confirm they're both useless pieces of shit.

Woah.

#savage!

[Marshmallow Marshall]

i dont even give a damn what happend in the past this is a new game and nobody shouldnt act like it s an continuation of previous games. so stop calling rachyl and efe shit, the reason why i call efe shit is iz fun to fuck with him x)
anyways is there someone that has a legit question mark on someone?

Hybrid, you don't know how I play. I track players during many months. I can tell that Rachyl is active on the mod. Why would (s)he play so badly?
And why can't you spell... English isn't my first language either and I don't mess up my posts lol.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

At the time of this post, there were none. Literally.

I agree with you. However, she has shown scummy behaviors by faking being new. She even said it was his second or third FM game. This is my first, and I didn't go in the "Signups" zone to play the game...

[Marshmallow Marshall]

i'll follow efe

-vote Otakudweeb69

As always, you will follow your troll master. But right now, you are saying: "I will sheep." I think randomly sheeping a troll favors scum roles... don't you? Or maybe you're a scum?

[Because_why_not]

Your posts are generally smaller than Otakudweeb's. One of his posts is worth about three of yours content wise.

First, I still hold that people shouldn't answer questions for other people. You aren't SuperJack.

Doesn't anyone trust him to answer questions for himself? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Second, I went over the posts to compare me to Otaku. Because SJ quoted #69, I did it until there. And I found this:

Otaku

Total posts: 12
Number of subjects within all posts: 26
Game related subjects: 21
Posts that aren't (just) non-game related: 8
Game posts/Game subjects: 0.38

Spoiler : ISO Notes :

#17 First post here says about being in China, being Town and wanting to help, post size, self-meta.

Obviously being in China is not so relevant to the game other than maybe a head's up about time zones.

I'll say the other subjects are because they can be used to progress the game (it's early so we have something to develop)

(3 subjects; 2 game related)

#18 #23 China.

(1 subject - repeated)

#19 A smear campaign against Rachyl and Efe.

Something I didn't pick up so much first time around was the PR talk (eg not voting them because they could be a PR and what PR they could be.)

(3 new subjects)

#20 #54 edits

#21 lurker (and Rachyl) hate

(1 new subject)

#53 – saying not scum and not scummy like Stealth. Answers me with meta on Rachyl and Efe and says for them to contribute

(4 subjects)

#55 – accuse me of buddying newbies.

(1 subject)

#56 – advice

(1 subject)

#67 SuperJack read and reasons, reply, 3 point defence, elaboration of scumhunt.

(7 subjects)

#69 D1, Criticising Wido

(2 subjects)

The awesomeness that is me

Total posts: 21
Number of subjects within all posts: 36
Game related subjects: 23
Posts that aren't (just) non-game related: 9
Game posts/Game subjects: 0.39

Spoiler : Notes :

#31 – Intro saying lack of posts

(1 subject; not game related)

#32 #37 ~#47 (“early game” stuff) that was never replied to :<

(1 subject each)

#34 #35 #36 #41 #42 #43 #44 #49 #52 #59 #61

(1 subject each; not game related)


#38 – Location, experience question, advice, question for expansion.

(4 subject; 3 game related)

#40 – critique, 3 questions.

(4 subjects)

#46 – 3 questions

(3 subjects)


#48 – 4 questions

(4 subjects)

#50 – advice

(1 subject)

#58 reasons, 3 questions, analysis.

(5 subjects)

I'd say Otaku's posts are probably on average longer than mine, but that's because I can get straight to the point of "this is what I think and this is what I want to know". I think you can cut out some chunks of his posts, and still have what he is trying to say. This comes down to a writing style difference, rather than a content difference. Content-wise, there doesn't seem that much difference in game related subjects.

So no, I don't really see longer posts as so much of a valid answer sorry.


A few things to note:

Subject and topic are treated as the same for analysis,

Subjects are game related unless stated (I got bored during my ISO writing the same thing)

I wasn't going to include edits as subjects, but I think my edits may have been lost in my fluff posts, so for argument's sake, I included them as subjects in both.

I sometimes can't Maths in the morning so although there shouldn't be a mistake, if someone picks up that I'm totally off in counting and adding simple numbers, then... sorry lol!me

YMMV on what counts as a separate subject, so there's always going to be that air of subjectivity. I've tried to be as balanced as possible but take it as a guide than an absolute if you disagree that I'm counting what you would call one subject as two. Obviously I'm open to discussion if anyone does disagree majorly, but take it with a pinch of salt too.

[Because_why_not]

So that took me about 40 minutes...?

I have way too much time on my hands...

[Because_why_not]

okay here i am. sorry, i thought we were starting on that other thread, i didnt realize that there was a new thread that we were playing on i just saw it just now. hiiii

Do you normally combine sign-up and game threads here?

[Because_why_not]

wheres Efekann? i havent seen him post at all yet.

Pretty ironic you're pointing this out when this is your second post after "Hi".

[Because_why_not]

Lets think a bit about it.

You joined sc2mafia.com in August 2015. You probably played Forum Mafia before, or heard about how it works. Very probably. You are a benefactor, meaning you are active in this community. I can state that you know both the mod and FM very well. For all these reasons, I think you're playing the "uhhh how does this works? i have only 100 games played, please help..."

-vote Rachyl

What's odd is that post count here isn't very high for people who have signed up like a year ago.

Did yous have all your posts reset or something?

[Marshmallow Marshall]

This is a lie. There is no town alignment.

-vote Mesk514

Gang is similar to Town in this. They have majority, doctors, veterans, citizens. I think he's just claiming Gang, don't want to kill him for that.

[Because_why_not]

noooo thats totally not true. i am a huge noob at this game. and im not very good. ive only played 2 or 3 FMs before, and everybody will tell you that im terrible at them

There's only one way to change that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So a fair bit had been going on before you entered. Do you have any thoughts?

What do you think of Otaku?

[Marshmallow Marshall]

What's odd is that post count here isn't very high for people who have signed up like a year ago.

Did yous have all your posts reset or something?

We're just more active than them, mlord.

[Because_why_not]

i dont even give a damn what happend in the past this is a new game and nobody shouldnt act like it s an continuetion of previous games.

I generally disagree. People create patters and find that some people act particular ways when a certain alignment (meta).

If it's true, it can set up a base for other people to build reads off.

That's not to say people can't deviate from their meta, and that it's fall-proof. Look at how someone said about Rachyl playing dumb when she's Town and she entered and said she doesn't know what she's doing etc. That meta can't be used because it was given before Rachyl could show how she would act naturally.

so stop calling rachyl and efe shit, the reason why i call efe shit is iz fun to fuck with him x)
anyways is there someone that has a legit question mark on someone?

I don't know the culture here, so how much of it is friendly banter, but in general I don't think calling people shit will get them to play the game, which is what we want, so I agree with that point if it's all serious.

Anyway, your question here was what I would consider your first game related content. I'm not saying don't have a good time and troll a little, but when content isn't there to justify the fluff (or even, there's no evidence to show they're trying), people seem to be posting for the sake of posting, which is just as bad, if not worse imo than not posting at all.

You aren't the only one I've noticed it for.

I'd like to see more from people too. If I can't get a feel for anything before that, I'll probably put my vote on a "posting for posting's sake player"/lurker.

[Because_why_not]

We're just more active than them, mlord.

Ha! Have you ever been on MU? That's we're they're serious! I remember being scum read for not posting enough and just being "I work and I'm not on your time zone! Leave me alone!"

[Because_why_not]

Ha! Have you ever been on MU? That's where they're serious! I remember being scum read for not posting enough and just being "I work and I'm not on your time zone! Leave me alone!"

Bad grammar makes my eyes hurt :<

[Stealthbomber16]

Thats The Quote That Made Me Mad Dammit! My Suggestion Would Be That Everyone Should Vote Him Instead Rachyl Also Kill Hybrid Later Btw Im Lazy As Hell To Troll The World Right Now Im Just Playing Classical Right Now

And why is he wrong? I'd absolutely say he's a better player than you based on a comparison of how you've played. Your play so far this game has been comparable to how you played last game: useless.

We'll continue believing you're shit until you prove us wrong. Rachyl as well.

Guys... I did some drugs last night..m please fill me in as to what's going on

You need some more drugs to understand what's happening here.

Hybrid, you don't know how I play. I track players during many months. I can tell that Rachyl is active on the mod. Why would (s)he play so badly?
And why can't you spell... English isn't my first language either and I don't mess up my posts lol.

I don't really know. But this falls in line exactly with rachyl's previous play which points to citizen. But I think that Rachyl would play like she is regardless of role.

Do you normally combine sign-up and game threads here?

It was an ancient practice long before the days of me. It hasn't happened since 2012 so no.

Bad grammar makes my eyes hurt :<

Efekann isn't even using grammar.

[Hybrid]

So are you just on a lynch agenda? Or is no posting you'd actually expect from scum!Rachyl?

Why are you bringing up Hybrid's role?

meme from the previous game claimed crier then got mod lyhnched x)

[Because_why_not]

Thats The Quote That Made Me Mad Dammit! My Suggestion Would Be That Everyone Should Vote Him Instead Rachyl Also Kill Hybrid Later Btw Im Lazy As Hell To Troll The World Right Now Im Just Playing Classical Right Now

A bit of both never hurt anyone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway, can you explain your vote on Otaku more? Is it just because he criticised you both (which tbh I don't get either)? Why do you think he'd do that?

[Hybrid]

Hybrid, you don't know how I play. I track players during many months. I can tell that Rachyl is active on the mod. Why would (s)he play so badly?
And why can't you spell... English isn't my first language either and I don't mess up my posts lol.

simply dont cannre

[Because_why_not]

meme from the previous game claimed crier then got mod lyhnched x)

Ah okay.

(I should point out that answering other people's questions like this, isn't something that I urk at. Erm to describe this, it's more: "here's context that you couldn't know, but others will.")

[Hybrid]

I generally disagree. People create patters and find that some people act particular ways when a certain alignment (meta).

If it's true, it can set up a base for other people to build reads off.

That's not to say people can't deviate from their meta, and that it's fall-proof. Look at how someone said about Rachyl playing dumb when she's Town and she entered and said she doesn't know what she's doing etc. That meta can't be used because it was given before Rachyl could show how she would act naturally.



I don't know the culture here, so how much of it is friendly banter, but in general I don't think calling people shit will get them to play the game, which is what we want, so I agree with that point if it's all serious.

Anyway, your question here was what I would consider your first game related content. I'm not saying don't have a good time and troll a little, but when content isn't there to justify the fluff (or even, there's no evidence to show they're trying), people seem to be posting for the sake of posting, which is just as bad, if not worse imo than not posting at all.

You aren't the only one I've noticed it for.

I'd like to see more from people too. If I can't get a feel for anything before that, I'll probably put my vote on a "posting for posting's sake player"/lurker.

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[Marshmallow Marshall]

I generally disagree. People create patterns and find that some people act particular ways when a certain alignment (meta).

If it's true, it can set up a base for other people to build reads off.

That's not to say people can't deviate from their meta, and that it's fall-proof. Look at how someone said about Rachyl playing dumb when she's Town and she entered and said she doesn't know what she's doing etc. That meta can't be used because it was given before Rachyl could show how she would act naturally.



I don't know the culture here, so how much of it is friendly banter, but in general I don't think calling people shit will get them to play the game, which is what we want, so I agree with that point if it's all serious.

Anyway, your question here was what I would consider your first game related content. I'm not saying don't have a good time and troll a little, but when content isn't there to justify the fluff (or even, there's no evidence to show they're trying), people seem to be posting for the sake of posting, which is just as bad, if not worse imo than not posting at all.

You aren't the only one I've noticed it for.

I'd like to see more from people too. If I can't get a feel for anything before that, I'll probably put my vote on a "posting for posting's sake player"/lurker.

Indeed sir, indeed. Side note: Since edits are not allowed, I understand that some errors are made. That's why I correct the errors I see in my quotes

[Marshmallow Marshall]

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Could you just play and stop being lazy please? I'm really done with that...

[Because_why_not]

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This paragraph was a waste of time and space. If you had not read this and I had not typed this you and I could’ve done something more productive than reading this mindlessly and carelessly as if you did not have anything else to do in life. Life is so precious because it is short and you are being so careless that you do not realize it until now since this void paragraph mentions that you are doing something so mindless, so stupid, so careless that you realize that you are not using your time wisely. You could’ve been playing with your dog, or eating your cat, but no. You want to read this barren paragraph and expect something marvelous and terrific at the end. But since you still do not realize that you are wasting precious time, you still continue to read the null paragraph. If you had not noticed, you have wasted an estimated time of 20 seconds. Imagine what you could’ve done with those 20 seconds besides reading this non-productive paragraph. Imagine the things you could’ve accomplished. Imagine the possibilities. But time is irreversible and you still do not realize this. Somehow you have managed still to waste around now 35 seconds reading this stupid, excessive, and long paragraph with your irreversible time. If you haven’t realized that, then you have not yet read the whole paragraph. Even if you did, you still refuse to stop reading this essay. After around 45 seconds, you are still reading this mindlessly and carelessly with your precious and non-reversible time. If you remembered from the first sentence of this disgustingly long paragraph, you would remember that this paragraph was a waste of time and space, imagine if I had not typed this paragraph and you had not read it. Imagine all the things you could’ve done, the things that made you, you. But no, you are still reading this paragraph and it has been around 60 seconds, which is a whole full minute. A minute! Yet you still have the urge and motivation to read this pointless and long essay. Now you have nearly reached the end, you ponder, why am I reading this? Why is the writer making a paragraph so long that I have the urge and motivation to finish this pointless paragraph to prove him that reading is what makes me, me. Then you realize, you have wasted now around a minute and 10 seconds. If you had not make the idiotic decision of continuing to read this paragraph, use that mind of yours to think what you could’ve done throughout your whole irreversible time. You could’ve finished your homework, play with your cat, eat your seal, or you could’ve discovered who made the fire hydrant, if you did not get the reference, you could’ve went and learned something and post it on reddit in the subreddit “Today I learned”, but you still have the urge to read this insanely long paragraph, pondering how I typed this without rest. Then you read this text and see that text over there. Why am I still reading this? How does this paragraph know what I’m thinking? What did I eat last April the 17th? Then you come to the conclusion that you know that this useless and insanely long paragraph would tell you. And you are right, but I did not write this and you have wasted now around 2 minutes. A full 2 minutes. Now, use that intelligence that you have, assuming that your IQ is above 60 and you are literate. Now that you have made it this far, you wonder if you learned anything, but no, you did not get the reference about the fire hydrant and refused to look it up, then you make the decision of reading this long essay with your irreversible time. Since you have made it this far on your long journey, you try have the urge to stop reading. But I bet you cannot finish this paragraph for which you are lazy and want to continue on with your life, but you keep on reading this long, wasteful, barren, and non-productive essay that will not benefit you in any way than making you lose your irreversible and precious time, but that is not even a benefit. Soon you realize that it has been now 3 minutes. A full 3 minutes, now you use your intelligence with an IQ above 70 and ponder about the things you could’ve done, the assignments you could’ve done, the dogs and cats you could’ve eaten. But you continue reading this now nearly 2 paged paragraph. Then you wonder how this is even a paragraph. How am did I make it this far? Do I get a certificate? Why am I reading this pointless and barren paragraph? How does this essay know what I’m thinking about? Then finally, you feel relaxed and accomplished because the essay said finally to make you hyped up that you accomplished reading a nearly 2 paged essay then the paragraph creates a plot twist; You’re no where near the ending. Your insides wince a little while you’re reading this endless paragraph. Wondering if this will ever end. Then you start getting nervous that it’s almost time for bed, then you wonder what you ate for breakfast on June the 9th. How does this paragraph know what you’re thinking about you think? Because when you’re reading a paragraph inside your head, the words are projected into your brain with the IQ above 90 and then the thought process go through your internal organs and through yours eyes and you wonder if this is actually true but it’s really not because all it is non-sense. Then you look at your watch, if you had one, and realize that it’s been a near 4 minutes. 4 minutes, if you expect this paragraph to say the old and customary saying after you’ve discovered how long it’s been, then you’re wrong. This time, the paragraph is going to criticize you why you’re still reading this essay with your irreversible and precious time. Why are you still reading this you ask? Because you are so headstrong and careless, yet you have the urge and motivation to continue reading this essay that it feels like an eternity. If you have made it this far, then it is mind boggling on what you could’ve done with your near 5 minutes. Imagine the things you could’ve eaten ; sushi, sharks, dogs, snakes, cats, fish, humans, dogs, dogs, and many more wonders of this world. Then when you are reading this, you realize that there is no long a wall of text, you realize that you think you’ve made it to the ending and I congratulate you on your epic journey across the wall of text. Yet you have not yet realized, that you wasted a full 5 minutes on this paragraph that feels endless yet it has been ceased.

[Mesk514]

I am town.

[Hybrid]

-vote Because_why_not

[Otakudweeb69]

Lol what the fuck halfway through typing (texting?) my post I went back to reread what was said an I come back to this ^^

[Otakudweeb69]

Your point about answering for others is duly noted.
I believe there are still some inactives, but oh well

I really like how stealth is accusing me, it makes me get a town lean on him but I also feel like this may be in part due to personally knowing him *_* considering he was out for me from the first post I made.

I don't like how anyone has any particular thoughts on hybrid as he hasn't contributed much while placing votes for the sake of placing votes. +1 scum lean

Efe's omgus vote I just can't deal with atm

If rachyl is/has been doing this intentionally, my hat is off to you because you've managed to make me believe this is your first game despite me very clearly having read of your appearance in alchemist and lazy

[Because_why_not]

-vote Because_why_not

Aww baby don't be like that ;)

[Otakudweeb69]

back there
Rachyl needs to die
did Hybrid tell his role?
back to Rachyls theme
she talks and acts like scum as Town
and now she knows game has started
and 0 acting 0 talking
i read SB16 as town
null read SJ
that's everything for now
bye

I can agree with a town lean on stealth, but as of this moment what convinced you stealth was town? I didn't see anything really indicative thus far

[Mesk514]

I am town.

[Hybrid]

Well here we go. I'll explain you to why am I so mad at you right now. First of all i am a lazy fuck ass that sometimes doesn't even want to breathe so generally speaking I usually don't want to do things except if I really want to like this one. I am going to make you read this entire shit because I' am so mad at you. If there was a fire in the house that we both are in, I probably would bound you up, put some woods in front of you and make the fire extend at you. If you really want to read and write long messages as like this here, take it you have earned it. It's not my problem no, no no no. It's yours problem. You are the one that is going to waste your time to that not me. You may ask why not you? You are the one that writes this shit up like something is going to happen, like you'll gain fucking millions of dollar. Well I'am playing and writing this at the moment so it's really, really not a loose to me. So do you now understand what I suffer ? WHAT I FEEL? I ve just asked you to not to write long ass fucking messages but no, noo no no no no! YOU really like to press buttons even though you are bronze 1 league on starcraft 2. Go get a life instead of writing long ass shitty messages like this. Screw you.

[Otakudweeb69]

Btw what do you guys think of widomakr? I called out to them a couple times occasionally while they were online and they've said nothing

[Hybrid]

Btw what do you guys think of widomakr? I called out to them a couple times occasionally while they were online and they've said nothing

he's a bitch that is so silent

[Otakudweeb69]

Random update: whoa I got a silver circle thing and rep power thing that's cool

[Hybrid]

Random update: whoa I got a silver circle thing and rep power thing that's cool

gut for u i still have 1 silver necklance thing dunno what they are tho

[Stealthbomber16]

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[Stealthbomber16]

Well here we go. I'll explain you to why am I so mad at you right now. First of all i am a lazy fuck ass that sometimes doesn't even want to breathe so generally speaking I usually don't want to do things except if I really want to like this one. I am going to make you read this entire shit because I' am so mad at you. If there was a fire in the house that we both are in, I probably would bound you up, put some woods in front of you and make the fire extend at you. If you really want to read and write long messages as like this here, take it you have earned it. It's not my problem no, no no no. It's yours problem. You are the one that is going to waste your time to that not me. You may ask why not you? You are the one that writes this shit up like something is going to happen, like you'll gain fucking millions of dollar. Well I'am playing and writing this at the moment so it's really, really not a loose to me. So do you now understand what I suffer ? WHAT I FEEL? I ve just asked you to not to write long ass fucking messages but no, noo no no no no! YOU really like to press buttons even though you are bronze 1 league on starcraft 2. Go get a life instead of writing long ass shitty messages like this. Screw you.

Seek professional help.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

This paragraph was a waste of time and space. If you had not read this and I had not typed this you and I could’ve done something more productive than reading this mindlessly and carelessly as if you did not have anything else to do in life. Life is so precious because it is short and you are being so careless that you do not realize it until now since this void paragraph mentions that you are doing something so mindless, so stupid, so careless that you realize that you are not using your time wisely. You could’ve been playing with your dog, or eating your cat, but no. You want to read this barren paragraph and expect something marvelous and terrific at the end. But since you still do not realize that you are wasting precious time, you still continue to read the null paragraph. If you had not noticed, you have wasted an estimated time of 20 seconds. Imagine what you could’ve done with those 20 seconds besides reading this non-productive paragraph. Imagine the things you could’ve accomplished. Imagine the possibilities. But time is irreversible and you still do not realize this. Somehow you have managed still to waste around now 35 seconds reading this stupid, excessive, and long paragraph with your irreversible time. If you haven’t realized that, then you have not yet read the whole paragraph. Even if you did, you still refuse to stop reading this essay. After around 45 seconds, you are still reading this mindlessly and carelessly with your precious and non-reversible time. If you remembered from the first sentence of this disgustingly long paragraph, you would remember that this paragraph was a waste of time and space, imagine if I had not typed this paragraph and you had not read it. Imagine all the things you could’ve done, the things that made you, you. But no, you are still reading this paragraph and it has been around 60 seconds, which is a whole full minute. A minute! Yet you still have the urge and motivation to read this pointless and long essay. Now you have nearly reached the end, you ponder, why am I reading this? Why is the writer making a paragraph so long that I have the urge and motivation to finish this pointless paragraph to prove him that reading is what makes me, me. Then you realize, you have wasted now around a minute and 10 seconds. If you had not make the idiotic decision of continuing to read this paragraph, use that mind of yours to think what you could’ve done throughout your whole irreversible time. You could’ve finished your homework, play with your cat, eat your seal, or you could’ve discovered who made the fire hydrant, if you did not get the reference, you could’ve went and learned something and post it on reddit in the subreddit “Today I learned”, but you still have the urge to read this insanely long paragraph, pondering how I typed this without rest. Then you read this text and see that text over there. Why am I still reading this? How does this paragraph know what I’m thinking? What did I eat last April the 17th? Then you come to the conclusion that you know that this useless and insanely long paragraph would tell you. And you are right, but I did not write this and you have wasted now around 2 minutes. A full 2 minutes. Now, use that intelligence that you have, assuming that your IQ is above 60 and you are literate. Now that you have made it this far, you wonder if you learned anything, but no, you did not get the reference about the fire hydrant and refused to look it up, then you make the decision of reading this long essay with your irreversible time. Since you have made it this far on your long journey, you try have the urge to stop reading. But I bet you cannot finish this paragraph for which you are lazy and want to continue on with your life, but you keep on reading this long, wasteful, barren, and non-productive essay that will not benefit you in any way than making you lose your irreversible and precious time, but that is not even a benefit. Soon you realize that it has been now 3 minutes. A full 3 minutes, now you use your intelligence with an IQ above 70 and ponder about the things you could’ve done, the assignments you could’ve done, the dogs and cats you could’ve eaten. But you continue reading this now nearly 2 paged paragraph. Then you wonder how this is even a paragraph. How am did I make it this far? Do I get a certificate? Why am I reading this pointless and barren paragraph? How does this essay know what I’m thinking about? Then finally, you feel relaxed and accomplished because the essay said finally to make you hyped up that you accomplished reading a nearly 2 paged essay then the paragraph creates a plot twist; You’re no where near the ending. Your insides wince a little while you’re reading this endless paragraph. Wondering if this will ever end. Then you start getting nervous that it’s almost time for bed, then you wonder what you ate for breakfast on June the 9th. How does this paragraph know what you’re thinking about you think? Because when you’re reading a paragraph inside your head, the words are projected into your brain with the IQ above 90 and then the thought process go through your internal organs and through yours eyes and you wonder if this is actually true but it’s really not because all it is non-sense. Then you look at your watch, if you had one, and realize that it’s been a near 4 minutes. 4 minutes, if you expect this paragraph to say the old and customary saying after you’ve discovered how long it’s been, then you’re wrong. This time, the paragraph is going to criticize you why you’re still reading this essay with your irreversible and precious time. Why are you still reading this you ask? Because you are so headstrong and careless, yet you have the urge and motivation to continue reading this essay that it feels like an eternity. If you have made it this far, then it is mind boggling on what you could’ve done with your near 5 minutes. Imagine the things you could’ve eaten ; sushi, sharks, dogs, snakes, cats, fish, humans, dogs, dogs, and many more wonders of this world. Then when you are reading this, you realize that there is no long a wall of text, you realize that you think you’ve made it to the ending and I congratulate you on your epic journey across the wall of text. Yet you have not yet realized, that you wasted a full 5 minutes on this paragraph that feels endless yet it has been ceased.

First: You read really slowly, I finished it in 1:27.
Second: I want just one hot dog, not 3 raw dogs.
Third: You have wasted a bit more time reading this post XD

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Btw what do you guys think of widomakr? I called out to them a couple times occasionally while they were online and they've said nothing

I agree. Widowmakr, say something.

[Hybrid]

Seek professional help.

yeah planning too
btw may you roast me more? it feels good

[Hybrid]

I agree. Widowmakr, say something.

no one likes you shush

[Mesk514]

I am town.

[Hybrid]

I am town.

so you are the entire town hmm

[Because_why_not]

Well here we go. I'll explain you to why am I so mad at you right now. First of all i am a lazy fuck ass that sometimes doesn't even want to breathe

so generally speaking I usually don't want to do things except if I really want to like this one.

Does this make me special?

I am going to make you read this entire shit because I' am so mad at you.

Yeah, that'll teach me!

If there was a fire in the house that we both are in,

Is it our house? Are we owning or renting? Where is it? Are we urban or suburban (I won't live in the country)? Is it a 4 up 4 down? Are we married? Do we have kids? What's the school system like in our area? Is it safe?

I probably would bound you up,

Oooh kinky ;)

put some woods in front of you and make the fire extend at you.

Wouldn't it just be easier to set fire to me or just leave me to die of smoke inhalation? Why make effort for yourself, I'm already tied and bound.

If you really want to read and write long messages as like this here, take it you have earned it.

My badge of honour!

It's not my problem no, no no no. It's yours problem. You are the one that is going to waste your time to that not me.

Is this post long enough yet?

You may ask why not you?

I've never asked that before in my life. I like when people give me the attention I deserve.

You are the one that writes this shit up like something is going to happen, like you'll gain fucking millions of dollar.

I could do with a million dollars tbf.

Well I'am playing and writing this at the moment so it's really, really not a loose to me. So do you now understand what I suffer ? WHAT I FEEL?

I ve just asked you to not to write long ass fucking messages but no, noo no no no no!

I didn't write that last one though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YOU really like to press buttons even though you are bronze 1 league on starcraft 2.

As you can tell I do, though I've never played Starcraft 2 so that's impressive I've made it to bronze already, if I do say so myself

Go get a life instead of writing long ass shitty messages like this.

I had a life once, but it came to a tragic end, in a 4000 page epic thriller. Would you like to read it? I'm sure I can fit in one post for you if I try.

Screw you.

Woah, don't threaten me with a good time!

[Stealthbomber16]

Does this make me special?



Yeah, that'll teach me!



Is it our house? Are we owning or renting? Where is it? Are we urban or suburban (I won't live in the country)? Is it a 4 up 4 down? Are we married? Do we have kids? What's the school system like in our area? Is it safe?



Oooh kinky ;)



Wouldn't it just be easier to set fire to me or just leave me to die of smoke inhalation? Why make effort for yourself, I'm already tied and bound.



My badge of honour!



Is this post long enough yet?



I've never asked that before in my life. I like when people give me the attention I deserve.



I could do with a million dollars tbf.







I didn't write that last one though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As you can tell I do, though I've never played Starcraft 2 so that's impressive I've made it to bronze already, if I do say so myself



I had a life once, but it came to a tragic end, in a 4000 page epic thriller. Would you like to read it? I'm sure I can fit in one post for you if I try.



Woah, don't threaten me with a good time!

[Because_why_not]

You can get pokemon emojis on here? :o



So you can.

[Hybrid]

WIDOMAKR IS BROWSING HYPE FOR MESSAGE

[Mesk514]

I am town.