PC Gwent Beta

[Elixir]

Anyone playing this? I haven't touched hearthstone since I got in. Level 29 Northern Realms filth ere.

Add on GOG Galaxy -> Elixir_

Fancy a round o' gwent lads?

[secondpassing]

This is in closed beta. No idea what it is but I signed up.

[Cryptonic]

Oh I never sent you my email

[Elixir]

Oh I never sent you my email

I'll PM you the codes I have in a bit. I dont know which are used and which aren't. I think theres still one active

This is in closed beta. No idea what it is but I signed up.

The card game from the witcher 3 standalone. Good solid fun with all the new mechanics they're brought in.

[Cryptonic]

NVM got my code Dec 7 lol

[Brendan]

pls give code

[Elixir]

NVM got my code Dec 7 lol

mate get on it.

pls give code

would you actually play lol

[Quick]

Fun?: Absolutely!
Not a big fan of micro transactions, however.

[Brendan]

mate get on it.



would you actually play lol

not sure tbh but i'd try it

[Cryptonic]

fuck i love gwent
i need better cards

[Elixir]

fuck i love gwent
i need better cards

sent an add to you on gog galaxy. assuming you're just cryptonic

[Cryptonic]

sent an add to you on gog galaxy. assuming you're just cryptonic

Cryptonic13

[Elixir]

Cryptonic13

sent

[Elixir]

Big update today with like 40 new cards and a new progression system to make earning cards easier. Good timing.

[Cryptonic]

Yea, it made a lot of my cards shit lol

[Elixir]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gwent/comme...and_theres_a/?

ended up on Reddit lol. Interesting interaction and breakdown by my opponent.

[BananaCucho]

Jesus fucking Christ this game is fun. I have been playing The Witcher 3 but completely skipped Gwent in it - now I regret that.

I've only been in the closed beta a few days but I already dropped 20 bucks on it. I want to see this thing succeed

[Cryptonic]

I spent countless hours in Witcher 3 playing Gwent
Maybe a majority of my tme

[BananaCucho]

I spent countless hours in Witcher 3 playing Gwent
Maybe a majority of my tme

I had just bought the game, had no idea what it was about, but wanted to slay some monster fucks. Ain't nobody had time for cards

[Elixir]

Its in open beta now

https://www.playgwent.com

Get the fuck on it team

[Mesk514]

been on it, caaaaaaaaause @BananaCucho

[SuperJack]

Never played the game.

[Apocist]

Seems every game is getting a freak'n card variant now

[BananaCucho]

Its in open beta now

https://www.playgwent.com

Get the fuck on it team

After the patch this week and after scrapping the nerfed cards I had 13000 scraps. I pretty much completed my NG Gold and Silver collection and still have 10k scraps and no desire to even try other factions right now lol

been on it, caaaaaaaaause @BananaCucho

Don't lie to me you haven't even tried the game yet

[Mesk514]

Don't lie to me you haven't even tried the game yet

no macs allowed but i got that beta key

[BananaCucho]

no macs allowed but i got that beta key

I told you

1) You can play on PS4
2) Its open beta now, no keys required

You were probably too busy shitting on MattZed to listen I guess.

[SuperJack]

I told you

1) You can play on PS4
2) Its open beta now, no keys required

You were probably too busy shitting on MattZed to listen I guess.

*hug*

[Mesk514]

You were probably too busy shitting on MattZed to listen I guess.

i like cake

[BananaCucho]

*hug*

Who are you?

[SuperJack]

Who are you?

You're ex.

[Mesk514]

your*

[BananaCucho]

Topkek

[SuperJack]

your*

I think your wrong about that lol.

[Brendan]

I think your wrong about that lol.

[Apocist]

I think your wrong about that lol.

"You are ex"...?

[BananaCucho]

"You are ex"...?

I would never date SJ. Dick too small.

[SuperJack]

"You are ex"...?

Am I?

[SuperJack]

I would never date SJ. Dick too small.

;)

[Apocist]

"You are ex"...?

Just trying to find what "your" correction is.

[Elixir]

This thread all of a sudden became a Savage Bear deck.

[SuperJack]

Just trying to find what "your" correction is.

You're correction.*

Please watch your gamma hear.

[BananaCucho]

This thread all of a sudden became a Savage Bear dick.

FTFY

[BananaCucho]

On a more serious note, I dislike savage bears too but I think people go too overboard with their dislike of them, especially since you can just turn off the game and play something else.

It's a bit like when there was this cute earthy college student who mostly streamed Hearthstone that I used to watch obsessively and I eventually worked up the nerve to stop lurking and join chat (I broke the ice with a 500 dollar donation) and after a slow start I found my groove and started riffing off of everything she said and kind of became something of an Ed Mcmahon to her Carson. I'm only 32 but am pretty much an 80's guy at heart and I'd need to send her about a dozen wikipedia articles and youtube links a day so she'd get all my references haha. Anyhow one of her many quirks was how she'd take tinynibbles of food whenever she ate on stream and I'd playfully tease her about how she was half rabbit. It became what I thought was a beloved inside joke in chat and I made a couple fun compilation vids of her eating crossed with clips from the bucky o'hare show and watership down that synced up with her. I even payed 400 dollars for a pixel art gif of her as reader rabbit (which she played on stream once) nibbling away.

I'm not going to lie, I thought she loved the joke just as much as I did and I even had the gif artist do up a pic of us as rabbit bride and groom on top of a wedding cake (this was something to have in my back pocket 3 years down the line well after we started dating, don't worry I wasn't crazy folks) when I googled her old WOW, neopets etc. nickname she used as a teenager and sometimes used for reddit accounts etc. today and it was a post on a female streamers forum about how there was a guy in her chat who was cool at first but was starting to get way too obsessive and was starting to dominate the conversation and drive other people away and how upset and conflicted she was because he seems really nice and well meaning and doesn't realize how uncomfortable he was making her and everyone else, she has a brother who has aspergers so she's seen this kind of thing before and wants to know how best to gently suggest to him he tones it down without hurting his feelings.

She then talked about how it's extra awkward because he's basically been allowing her to make rent the last few months with donations but it's to the point where it's not worth trying to make a living streaming if it means having to deal with him everyday.

The transition to feeling on top of the world (I'd just spent 4 hours straight fapping to what I thought was our ineveitable honeymoon) to like human garbage was dramatic and I almost threw up, but just cried myself to sleep instead. The main thing is that she was happy and like Jorah with Daenerys I needed to leave her be. I still lurked of course and watched her stream 5 hours a day until of course the end of the month came around and from her comments on financial advice reddits new she was getting desperate and she started "nonchalantly" noticing my absence and saying "malgoll" where are you? Someone needs to start putting his pictures on milk cartons man haha..."

There's a particular streamer I knew she strongly disliked who was pretty much the opposite of her in every way, my crush was a lot like Felicia day and this woman was pretty the archetype of the intimidating "fps chick." This woman also ended up dating a male streamer she had a massive crush on and she pretty much saw her as being the opposite of all the insecurities she had about herself.

Anyhow it was pretty glorious to lurk in her chat and see her reaction when it blew up with people going "holy shit! Malgoll just donated 700 dollars to fpschick!" just the look of utter confusion on her face would have broken my heart if I didn't know how duplicitous she truly was. She ended up pm'ing me "what's going on, what did I do?" but after sending screenshots of all her forum posts I almost didn't want to include our wedding picture and truly make her live with regret for the rest of her life after realizing I saw her as wife material. We've both moved on, she finally started streaming again and has a job in the gaming industry and I think I've finally found my future wife who I'm going to spend my remaining inheiritance on but its still tragic to realize that the one real shot at true love either of us will probably have in our lives was ruined by something as silly as poking fun at how a person nibbles their food.