There appears to be great confusion among the SC2 Mafia userbase as to what it means to be a member of the Tafkal Hit Squad. Our own clan members are at times confused about what enlistment in Tafkal’s personal legion entails. Tafkal is the #1 professional player of SC2 Mafia worldwide, and though being a part of his clan confers privileges and prestige on players, they come with a great responsibility to the community that made Tafkal and his legendary exploits possible. As much as possible, our goal is to give back as much as we have taken from this game. What follows are the principles by which the Tafkal Hit Squad solemnly promises to abide:


1. Tafkal was banned for our sins. Tafkal is a wonder of the universe. Tafkal is the leader of the Town. Say it once, say it a million times. If you can’t say those words, or if they have no visceral impact upon you, then you can never join this clan. Never forget that this clan is about the man who rose above the level of petty trolling and passed into legend. Tafkal is love. Tafkal is life. Tafkal is the most important thing in my life.

2. Have fun, and never forget that you are only playing a game which even its creator, DarkRevenant, has all but forgotten about. Only active players can be members of our clan. If you spend more time on the forums than you do in the game, then the Tafkal Hit Squad is not for you. We seek to revitalize this game and bring it back to the spot on the top 10 list it so rightfully deserves.

3. Help new players and make them feel at home. New players are the key to this game’s future. Without them, the community will stagnate and die. The Tafkal Hit Squad welcomes new players with the same eagerness we do Mafia veterans of 5 years. There are no distinctions once you display our tag. All members of Tafkal’s family are equals.

4. “Play the fucking objective.” Outright gamethrowing and cheating are not tolerated by the Tafkal Hit Squad.

5. Do not antagonize those who hate us for our convictions. Pity them, and kill them with kindness. Some of those who once opposed our clan are now ardent believers of Tafkal’s message. Do not respond to kick-voting with kick-voting. We will catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

6. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Remember that it’s only a game (see entry 2), and your goal is to have fun. Pursuant to that goal, the Tafkal Hit Squad encourages you to ignore minor rule-breaking that does not directly impact your enjoyment of the game. If you find yourself reporting something like light trolling, “offensive” language, point-hacking, leaving, etc., stop and ask yourself if there are better ways you could be enjoying your time.

7. The Tafkal Hit Squad is a movement of nonviolent resistance persecuted by the moderation. We are banned for our ideas. Each unjustified and arbitrary ban against our accounts is a victory proving that our struggle is rightful.

8. The Tafkal Hit Squad isn't a mindless witch-hunt against the moderators. We are not fighting persons but the system. There are even moderators that we like such as PQRnHack, former member of the Tafkal Hit Squad.


Co-written by TheDougler and Balthy.


Link to the Steam group so you can join us: (It's free and fast to create a Steam account if you don't have one.)
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TafkalHitSquad