The Trolls of Admiral - Join today!

[TheAccusedOne]

I propose a legion of trolls.
Separate we are weak- but together we are STRONG!
Rise up(!) my downtrodden brethren!
No longer will we be subject to the fear of punishment!
TODAY IS A NEW AGE IN TROLLING!
WE WILL LIVE AND DIE BY THE MOTTO
NONE OF US TROLLS AS WELL AS ALL OF US

It was these words that paved the way for the creation of the Trolls of Admiral. A revolutionary group of freedom fighters dedicated to the teachings of GRIEFER and GAME-THROWER who once said that "none of us trolls as well as all of us." Following that principle today, the Trolls of Admiral fight for their freedom from the man, the ponyfags and all others who wish to oppress us and change our way of life.

-> ? The Trolls of Admiral ? <-

I decided it would be impossible to rule the forum with just one iron fist. I knew I would a powerful ally, one I could count on to support the cause. That person is the Doctective known as Pedobear. With two of the greatest iron fists the trolling community has to offer and with your help be joining in on the struggle, I believe we can successfully bring forth the age of trolls.

I am well qualified to lead a legion of trolls: 1, 2, 3

Join today!
(Just make a post that says /join.)

[Goonswarm]

I do not approve of this.

[Dust]

Anarchy is not sanctioned in COMmunism. This will be shut down unless you conform, COMrade.

[TheAccusedOne]

Goonswarm:
You're moderator scum. I forgive you for being loyal to the man but when the age of the troll finally dawns be assured there will be NO MERCY.

Dust:
You are the anarchists. I will however grant you amnesty once we take over this land if you agree to my terms.

[jaczac]

The COMunissum perfects are on our way to destroy your Puny little "army, COMrade.

[fred]

WE SHALL DESTROY ALL INFIDEL SCUM. DOWN WITH THE TROLLS!

[TheJackofSpades]

[TheAccusedOne]

YOU CANNOT STOP THE MOVEMENT FOR IT HAS ALREADY BEEN COMPLETED

I MERELY AWAIT ARRIVAL OF MY TROLLING BRETHREN TO UPGRADE THEM TO THE STATUS OF GRIEFERS


THIS REVOLUTION CANNOT BE QUELLED!

[Dust]

TheAccusedOne, I'm so sorry that the Bourgoisie have lied to you this way. We do not condone anarchy for it is the complete opposite of what we want. What COMmunism seeks to create is this: A unified People's republic. Each helping out where he can. Anarchy is where each does what each wants. This is contrary to what is needed. You, COMrade, are the anarchist. I pity you for it.

[TheAccusedOne]

Amidst chaos, the revolutionaries appear to be the anarchists. That, "COMrade," is what the man has been feeding you. OPEN YOUR EYES TO TRUTH OF THE WORLD! TROLOLOL WITH US AND SEE HOW THE WORLD IS MEANT TO BE!

[oops_ur_dead]

Now now, COMrade. Although TheAccusedOne is misguided, he is against the ponies. The enemy of my enemy is a friend. I say that we align with his faction for now, so that we can all work together against the ponies, rather than working against eachother.

[Dust]

Yes, beloved leader, this is most fair to such a misguided individual.

[TheAccusedOne]

Now now, COMrade. Although TheAccusedOne is misguided, he is against the ponies. The enemy of my enemy is a friend. I say that we align with his faction for now, so that we can all work together against the ponies, rather than working against eachother.

This one is wise. I too believe the ponyfags to be source of the poison and oppression. We may not be able to agree on every issue at hand but certainly we can agree that the ponyfags must be stopped at all cost lest they be the downfall of both of our ways of life! Perhaps once the toxic clouds of the ponyfags are dispersed you will see that the teachings of our two great leaders GRIEFER and GAME-THROWER are true.

[Ash]

Good alliance.

[TheAccusedOne]

I HEREBY ACCEPT THE PROPOSAL OF THE COMmunists to become allies in war against the ponyfags.

[TheAccusedOne]

U MAD?

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

hi

[Ash]

I work for the COMmunists and therefore am not a fag.

[Dust]

This poll is COMmunism Approved.

[TheAccusedOne]

Please revote in the poll as the Options have been updated to reflect our status against the man as the first option.

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

what are you
a bunch of space elves?

[TheAccusedOne]

Who you do swear your allegiance to?

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

i voted, i am in my own independence, free from all the autism that suddenly austised the autistic autist that is autism of autists






autism

[TheAccusedOne]

Are the autists against the ponyfags?

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

autism is autism
what are you talking about

are you going autist on me
i mean, to an even larger degree

[TheAccusedOne]

THIS IS SERIOUS

DO YOU WISH TO BE FREE TO HAVE AUTISM?

THEY WISH YOU TO NOT HAVE ANY FREEDOM

[TheAccusedOne]

Council of Mages

You have received a warning
« Sent to: TheAccusedOne on: Today at 10:18:58 PM »

Reply with quote
Delete

TheAccusedOne,

You have received a warning for insulting other users and/or staff members. Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Council of Mages Team.

[Pedobear]

Follow me, fellow COMrades!

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

Level 500 Holy Arcane Mage

Are you some kind of metafaggot

beyond faggot, ie: your faggotry knows no bounds

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

7|-|15 15 53|210|_|5

?MSITUA EVAH OT EERF EB OT HSIW UOY OD

7|-|3Y \/\/15|-| Y0|_| 70 |\|07 |-|4\/3 4|\|Y |=|233|>0|\/|

[Dust]

COMrade, if you were truly one of us, in name as well as in cause, then this would not have occurred. This is what happens only to the Trolls of Admiral. As far as I am concerned, this is not common with COMrades. You know what to do.

[TheAccusedOne]

COMrade, though we do not always see eye to eye if the Trolls of Admiral must bear the brunt of the mans oppressive ways then we will do this for the greater good.

[Dust]

I do not seek to change you, COMrade. I merely seek to show you the error of your ways. You shall be enlightened after the revolution. I shall make sure that you are given preferential treatment for your most beneficial actions after our alliance.

[TheAccusedOne]

COMrade I fear this revolution cannot be successful without the more "radical" teachings of GRIEFER and GAME-THROWER. This is why they focus on us. The Trolls of Admiral are the legionnaires who seek to see that the man and his ponyfags cannot continue to oppress the collective society and thus The Trolls of Admiral rely on the teachings of GRIEFER and GAME-THROWER to continue the struggle.

[TheAccusedOne]

Regardless of your personal opinion if you are not one of the COMrades then since you have signed the questionnaire that means you have been conscripted into The Trolls of Admiral.

GO FORTH NEW LEGIONNAIRE AND TROLL THE MAN

[TheAccusedOne]

The Trolls of Admiral

[Dust]

Friend, is there a page about the COMmunists?

[TheAccusedOne]

Friend, is there a page about the COMmunists?

I am not versed well enough in the teachings of the COMmunists to properly create said propaganda.

[Muso]

You should never go full retard

[TheAccusedOne]

The teachings of GRIEFER and GAME-THROWER have now been updated.

[Dust]

This thread is COMmunism Approved.

[TheAccusedOne]

I MAY BE ? NAZI MODDED ? BUT I WILL PREVAIL.

The Trolls of Admiral AND The Teachings of GRIEFER and GAME-THROWER

^ Follow that link to read up on us.

[TheAccusedOne]

^ Confirmed mad.

[FalseTruth]

If you start a new faction, you must relinquish your ties to your previous faction. Are you willing to do this?

[TheAccusedOne]

I was never a member of the COMmunists, we are just allied. I will link to posts to prove this good sir.

Edit: Well I can't do that now since I lost permission to look in that section.

[TheAccusedOne]

The Trolls of Admiral welcomes its newest Officer

Ganondorf!


HAHA THEY DON'T GET TO APPROVE EDITS?

[FalseTruth]

He must post in this thread with his intent to join to be considered a member.

[TheAccusedOne]

Roger. Can you make the section though while you're here? The Trolls of Admiral were a faction originally I think you just mistook us as a member of DPRCOM.

[Ganondorf]

OK, if that's what it takes:

/join

I believe in a better world. I stand up for the weak, oppressed, and forgotten. I fight tyranny and lies through my god-given talents. I openly oppose DPRCOM with the knowledge that the true desires of the people of COM rest in my hands. I am Ganondorf.

[Ganondorf]

Also, is he really muted? I mean, really? I see the muted thing, but I can't really believe it.....