Excerpts from Admin Chat

**Raptorblaze** · December 11th, 2013, 04:10 PM

Don't ask me for things when drunk

[10/10/2013 11:27:40 PM] Jordan VanDusen: don't ask me for ACP things when I'm drunk
[10/10/2013 11:27:44 PM] Slaol: ok
[10/10/2013 11:28:03 PM] Slaol: *Rap goes to break forums on accident due to drunk*
[10/10/2013 11:28:31 PM] Jordan VanDusen: "SPONSORED BY SLAOL™ CARDINAL INDIAN SULTAN PRINCE REGENT LORD DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE" lol
[10/10/2013 11:28:43 PM] Jordan VanDusen: looked up his most recent post to see avatar
[10/10/2013 11:28:48 PM] Jordan VanDusen: found thart
[10/10/2013 11:28:51 PM] Slaol: lol
[10/11/2013 9:14:24 AM] Elixir: I'm glad you appriciate my work.

Why I'm an admin

[10/9/2013 4:16:14 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: alert alert
[10/9/2013 4:16:14 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: The account with the username 'sc2mafia' (sc2mafia.com), is running out of disk space.

Please remove some files from this account, or ask the administrator to increase your disk quota.

This account has used 91.13% (9112.52/10000.00 MB) of its allocated disk space.
[10/9/2013 8:37:48 PM] Slaol: whats it take to increase disk quota
[10/9/2013 8:38:46 PM] Jordan VanDusen: probably blowjobs
[10/9/2013 8:38:52 PM] Jordan VanDusen: sigh
[10/9/2013 8:38:59 PM] Jordan VanDusen: I'll get my mouthwash
[10/9/2013 9:22:42 PM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: >call the expert
[10/9/2013 9:22:52 PM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: if you're comfortable doing that you should become a lobbyist
[10/9/2013 9:23:01 PM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: it's the closest thing we have to legal prostitution

Someone else has states?!

[10/30/2013 7:20:30 PM] Slaol: https://i.imgur.com/R26L1Wp.png
Elixir
[10/30/2013 11:36:03 PM] Elixir: Yes
[10/30/2013 11:36:07 PM] Elixir: That is indeed a thing.

Return of Necroplant

[11/8/2013 9:04:24 PM] Dark Revenant: [18:02:44] simpiyzeebest: Welcome, Dark! hear my words! Your game is taken over now by Master NecroPlant. He will utterly destroy you unless you give all crelon clan members 30,000 points.
[18:03:08] Dark.Revenant: no
[18:03:48] simpiyzeebest: So you have choose the death of your game?
[18:03:53] simpiyzeebest: Very well.
[11/8/2013 9:05:59 PM] Dark Revenant: [18:04:31] simpiyzeebest: We will execute the code.
[11/8/2013 9:06:02 PM] Dark Revenant: ohh nooooo the COOODEEEEE

Discussing Blizzcon's religious protestors

[11/12/2013 3:23:34 AM] Dark Revenant: HELLO I AM DIABLO LORD OF TERROR
[11/12/2013 3:23:43 AM] Dark Revenant: I HAVE CORRUPTED HEAVEN AND WILL NOW BURN THE WORLD
[11/12/2013 3:23:45 AM] Dark Revenant: HOW IS YOUR DAY?
[11/12/2013 3:25:12 AM] Elixir: HELLO I AM DIABLO LORD OF TERROR
[11/12/2013 3:25:21 AM] Elixir: I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST

Rev does report

[9/5/2013 12:12:26 AM] Slaol: rev
[9/5/2013 12:12:28 AM] Slaol: you should do a report
[9/5/2013 12:14:43 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: ?
[9/5/2013 12:14:51 AM] fred fred: ^
[9/5/2013 12:14:54 AM] fred fred: we were just talking about how long it's been
[9/5/2013 12:14:59 AM] fred fred: since rev did a report
[9/5/2013 12:15:05 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: rev ever did reports?
[9/5/2013 12:15:06 AM] fred fred: and i thought it'd be hilarious if you decided to do one
[9/5/2013 12:15:08 AM] fred fred: yes
[9/5/2013 12:15:11 AM] fred fred: back in 2011 you did
[9/5/2013 12:15:13 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: okay let's
[9/5/2013 12:15:14 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: do one
[9/5/2013 12:15:18 AM] fred fred: let me find
[9/5/2013 12:15:21 AM] fred fred: one of an active guy
[9/5/2013 12:15:23 AM] fred fred: that's ez
[9/5/2013 12:15:27 AM] fred fred: so you can screw it up and troll
[9/5/2013 12:15:36 AM] fred fred: like i figure you will
[9/5/2013 12:15:38 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: lets skip back to page 8
[9/5/2013 12:15:39 AM] fred fred: XD
[9/5/2013 12:15:54 AM] fred fred: skyping eh?
[9/5/2013 12:16:21 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: Nynon: 2-S2-1-2869260

Account Name: Nynon
Account ID: 2-S2-1-2869260
In-Game Name: Katowlem

Crimes Committed: Cheating

Your Account Name: Marco
Summary: Although being a doctor, he was able to pinpoint the arsonist on day 2 and 2 mafia later. Interesting points at 12:15 and 12:30, when in his lw he pinpoints the other mafia members before they are revealed by the lynched member (Karmaz). His key is 7.
[9/5/2013 12:16:24 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: committed back in july
[9/5/2013 12:16:36 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: easy peasy
[9/5/2013 12:16:40 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: KICKVOTE LIST 1 MONTH
[9/5/2013 12:16:43 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: OH WAIT ITS EXPIRED
[9/5/2013 12:16:49 AM] fred fred: XD
[9/5/2013 12:16:55 AM] fred fred: 3 months to expire
[9/5/2013 12:17:05 AM] fred fred: july ... august .. september
[9/5/2013 12:17:06 AM] fred fred: 2 months
[9/5/2013 12:21:52 AM] Slaol: https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...-1-S2-1-308454
[9/5/2013 12:21:56 AM] Slaol: Rev, Appley suggests this one
[9/5/2013 12:22:29 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: rev doing reports
[9/5/2013 12:22:31 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: blasphemy
[9/5/2013 12:22:34 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: i refuse!
[9/5/2013 12:22:40 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: i make updates, you slackers
[9/5/2013 12:22:44 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: except willem
[9/5/2013 12:22:50 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: he works for other people on behalf of me
[9/5/2013 12:23:02 AM] Slaol: wut
[9/5/2013 12:23:08 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: i am jesus
[9/5/2013 12:23:09 AM] Slaol: what do i do? lol
[9/5/2013 12:23:14 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: bow to me, mongrels
[9/5/2013 12:23:28 AM | Edited 12:23:28 AM] D̲̥͟a͚̯̲̒ͬ͌ͨ̍̎r̳̥̞͎͉͇̖͆k͖̘̬͖̖̦̭: i am the king

Unfortunately confidentiality expectations restrain me from releasing a few even funnier quotes. But I'm sure you'll enjoy these.