Help a brother out?!

[Bunny]

Hi, does anybody know how to make a killer paper airplane (that can explain it to me). We're having a contest at work tomorrow (lame, yes I know) to see who's flies the furthest! Plzandthanks! +10 rep to whomever gives me the winning design!

[Apocist]

If you wanna get the biggest reaction outaa your work buddies.. here's what you do:


Your gonna wanna start this on a second floor or higher story building.

First you'll need about 5 sheets of pinter paper.
On four of the sheets, on one 8" end, you want to fold it over about 1".
Seperate those four sheets in half so you have two pairs.

Now for each pair of two papers I want you to flip one 180 degrees and 'hook' the ends of both papers.
Now you should have 2 long pieces of paper and a normal paper.

(This part sounds a little funny) I want you to use the small paper and curl it into a dome about 4" in diameter.
Next put a crease right in the middle, long-wise, down each of the long papers

Now while you are next to an open window, carefully place the cone on your co-workers head.
Next tape the long peices of paper to each of their shoulders.
Heres the most important part, before he gets wind of it, shove him out the window and yell "fly airplane fly!"

I guarantee you will shock and startle the entire room.


Well you might lose your job too.... but it had to be fun!

[Bunny]

If you wanna get the biggest reaction outaa your work buddies.. here's what you do:


Your gonna wanna start this on a second floor or higher story building.

First you'll need about 5 sheets of pinter paper.
On four of the sheets, on one 8" end, you want to fold it over about 1".
Seperate those four sheets in half so you have two pairs.

Now for each pair of two papers I want you to flip one 180 degrees and 'hook' the ends of both papers.
Now you should have 2 long pieces of paper and a normal paper.

(This part sounds a little funny) I want you to use the small paper and curl it into a dome about 4" in diameter.
Next put a crease right the the middle, long-wise, down each of the long papers

Now while you are next to an open window, carefully place the cone on your co-workers head.
Next tape the long peices of paper to each of their shoulders.
Heres the most important part, before he gets wind of it, shove him out the window and yell "fly airplane fly!"

I guarantee you will shock and startle the entire room.


Well you might lose your job too.... but it had to be fun!

lolololol i can think of a co-worker i'd like to try this on. but sadly our windows dont open =[

[Apocist]

lolololol i can think of a co-worker i'd like to try this on. but sadly our windows dont open =[

Oh...people jump out of your's too huh..?

[Mugy]

I found this one a couple of years ago on the internet.
https://www.zurqui.com/crinfocus/paper/airplane.html
It flies pretty far

[Admiral]

Next time say fuck the airplane and make a frog instead.

[Mateo]

Next time say fuck the airplane and make a frog instead.

frogs dont fly very far tho >.>

[Apocist]

frogs dont fly very far tho >.>

It depends on arm strength, things with weigh can sometimes go further.

[oops_ur_dead]

I found this one a couple of years ago on the internet.
https://www.zurqui.com/crinfocus/paper/airplane.html
It flies pretty far

This so much.