Petition to make a christian sub-forum

[Archangel]

We need to have some sort of sub-forum for believers like me. Replace CJ with a christian sub-forum! Where christians can gather and have fun!
I think this would be good because some people say god doesn't exist and it kind of offends me! So can we get like a sub-forum where just us christians can talk?
Please vote on this matter! I will make a poll!

[Damus_Graves]

inb4 No.

[Roflcopter]

Only if you add one for atheists too, otherwise it offends us.

[Archangel]

Only if you add one for atheists too, otherwise it offends us.

dont say that word inhere please.may god have mercy on your soul though

[Damus_Graves]

Only if you add one for atheists too, otherwise it offends us.

LOL!

[Roflcopter]

dont say that word inhere please.may god have mercy on your soul though

May science have mercy on your corpse.

[Chane]

Only if you add one for atheists too, otherwise it offends us.

why do I have a cool down on my rep meter...

[Chane]

May science have mercy on your corpse.

I double my previous statement

[Archangel]

May science have mercy on your corpse.

plz stop with the bad manners. its simple petition ok?? no bad manners pls or i will contact a mod

[Dmpk]

dont say that word inhere please.may god have mercy on your soul though

First time I've seen a good troll from arch in months. grats bro, you might still have it.

On a side note, no I disagree. Religion and mafia do not mix.

[FYRE]

im in fucking tears
took this so far that it was gold

[Chane]

plz stop with the bad manners. its simple petition ok?? no bad manners pls or i will contact a mod

I see no bad manners? telling somebody to go to hell is bad manner to say the least.

I would contact a mod if this wasn't the saddest troll attempt I have seen in a long time, but its in CJ so its fi- wait a minute...

honestly I am amused myself by this

[Damus_Graves]

inb4 you all realize archangel is trolling you.

[Archangel]

I see no bad manners? telling somebody to go to hell is bad manner to say the least.

I would contact a mod if this wasn't the saddest troll attempt I have seen in a long time, but its in CJ so its fi- wait a minute...

honestly I am amused myself by this

first off, he harassed me in my OWN thread. secondly this is general discussion material, i just want my religion to have a forum to talk in! if you dont like it, just vote no ok? why do you have to take this harassment so far?

[Damus_Graves]

first off, he harassed me in my OWN thread. secondly this is general discussion material, i just want my religion to have a forum to talk in! if you dont like it, just vote no ok? why do you have to take this harassment so far?

go to a mod. we must protest this hypocrisy

[Archangel]

go to a mod. we must protest this hypocrisy

i am considering contacting a mod.

[Chane]

inb4 you all realize archangel is trolling you.

inafter, look at the post above you.

I am very well aware he is trolling but its to fun not to reply, which in on itself means its a failure.

[Damus_Graves]

i am considering contacting a mod.

it is the only thing we can do my brother. the worship of God must be spread to the backwood natives.

[FYRE]

God is not mocked. Unbelievers get out.

[Archangel]

it is the only thing we can do my brother. the worship of God must be spread to the backwood natives.

thank you damus. you will get a 2nd chance in life to convert to a christian! then you can go to heaven

[Damus_Graves]

how dare they go against the almighty glory of God?! Non-believers! you must convert for the sake of your poor lost souls!

[Roflcopter]

thank you damus. you will get a 2nd chance in life to convert to a christian! then you can go to heaven

If I might ask, what orthodox of Christianity are you? Calling yourself a christian is the largest blanket term you can possible use other than "Religious"

[Archangel]

If I might ask, what orthodox of Christianity are you? Calling yourself a christian is the largest blanket term you can possible use other than "Religious"

im christian, and proud.

[Damus_Graves]

If I might ask, what orthodox of Christianity are you? Calling yourself a christian is the largest blanket term you can possible use other than "Religious"

nay! thoust(?) must refrain from questioning the unyeilding holyness of Archangel!

[Archangel]

EVERYONE, GOD HAS CONTACTED ME! HE HAS SPREAD THE WORD TO ME! I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE!GOD HAS SAID IT IS MY GOAL IN LIFE TO CONVERT EVERYONE ON SC2MAFIA TO CHRISTIANS! I WILL CARRY OUT GODS WILL!

[FYRE]

'orthodox of Christianity' makes no sense. speak sense or burn in hellfire for eternity plex

[Roflcopter]

Ill assume you all are part of the Westboro Baptist Church then, only they would act like this.

[Damus_Graves]

Ill assume you all are part of the Westboro Baptist Church then, only they would act like this.

then thou shallst burn eternally in the damnation that is the fiery pit of Hell!

[Archangel]

Ill assume you all are part of the Westboro Baptist Church then, only they would act like this.

dont you dare insult my religion. you're going to hell for being an athiest as well.

[FYRE]

Ill assume you all are part of the Westboro Baptist Church then, only they would act like this.

You automatically assume we're all Amerifats?
nice fail kid

[Damus_Graves]

You automatically assume we're all Amerifats?
nice fail kid

you make me laugh so much more than archangel does

[TimeTrx]

No, this will only become another CJ. If we let this in, trolls will use it and it will be CJ all over again. Vote No.

[Roflcopter]

You automatically assume we're all Amerifats?
nice fail kid

I assume you are what you act as.

[Archangel]

No, this will only become another CJ. If we let this in, trolls will use it and it will be CJ all over again. Vote No.

it will become a place for christians like me to talk in...

[Roflcopter]

dont you dare insult my religion. you're going to hell for being an athiest as well.

So that's a yes then? And I can't go to something that doesn't exist, unless i'm using apple's navigation system.

[Damus_Graves]

Rofl can you really not tell what this is?

[FYRE]

I assume you are what you act as.

this is possibly the funniest quote ive ever heard.
am i to assume that brad pitt is a millionaire, a drug smuggler, an assasin, a poker player, and a figment or Tyler Dourdan's imagination?

[Roflcopter]

Rofl can you really not tell what this is?

What, I figured this out the moment it was posted, it's just fun.

[TimeTrx]

it will become a place for christians like me to talk in...

If you want to be a bigot. Fine but don't bring it here.

[Damus_Graves]

What, I figured this out the moment it was posted, it's just fun.

I guess your not trollbait like Chane is
jk

[FYRE]

If you want to be a bigot. Fine but don't bring it here.

being a christian =/= a bigot.
wanting to have a place to feel free and happy = normal. sorry that you can't sympathise

[Roflcopter]

I guess your not trollbait like Chane is
jk

I need a good timekiller for the next 18 minutes.

[Archangel]

So who here is a christian? I'm looking for christian friends

[FYRE]

So who here is a christian? I'm looking for christian friends

I'm Christian, Ambient and Raptor and Lysergic are as well.

[TimeTrx]

being a christian =/= a bigot.
wanting to have a place to feel free and happy = normal.

It's archangel, its not going to be a place of just being happy and normal.

sorry that you can't sympathise

There are already sites you can go to for this.

[Roflcopter]

So who here is a christian? I'm looking for christian friends

OH NOES YOU HAVE WRITTEN ON THE HOLY BIBLE, DESCERATING ITS HOLYNESS AND WHATNOT!

[Archangel]

I'm Christian, Ambient and Raptor and Lysergic are as well.

k i will add them

[Archangel]

OH NOES YOU HAVE WRITTEN ON THE HOLY BIBLE, DESCERATING ITS HOLYNESS AND WHATNOT!

god gave me my own bible. i did no such thing, you athiest. you're gonna go to hell

[Roflcopter]

god gave me my own bible. i did no such thing, you athiest. you're gonna go to hell

Holy shit, god gives out free bibles? Ask him for thousands, you can make a whole living selling them, burning them for fuel, or recycling!

[Damus_Graves]

k i will add them

I believe in Gods existence, I just don't follow the standards that the existing branches do.