September 29th, 2022, 04:44 AM
[QUOTE=Marshmallow Marshall;971216]This misses pretty fundamental questions, though:
- Who brought us chicken soup before?
- Why do we need chicken soup in particular? Couldn't we settle for shrimp soup? We're not paying for it anyway, are we? 8)[/QUOTE]
Dear ser. This so-called triumphant attempt to undermine the underlying issue at hand that has been proposed by a nothing other than some mere self-indulgent inquirer, that would so happen to be me, is but trivial to a self-educated scholar of the Rooster-book of Cock, who has, in good faith, provided you with the hen that serves as the back bone of this fine constitution. The mere implication of there being anything other than chickens at our disposal is blasphemous, false and even slanderous. Albeit I shall conceive that point to you, provided that the Lord himself confirms, that there has been no inquiry of any pay being laid for any a time. No questions asked, no answers given. No contracts were signed, so as far as I know, the soup is free of charge.
As for the importance of chicken soup, as opposed to shrimp, or any other culinary replacement, which represents a matter of utmost fine delicacy, it is something to be discussed in great detail. This subject has a great place in my heart. And I shall remain as objective as possible in the following discourse. Chickens are cheap, and shrimps are basically sea-cockroaches.
[QUOTE=Marshmallow Marshall;971855]I am thoroughly disappointed to have received no answer to my critically important inquiries, [MENTION=15298]Darkcrusader[/MENTION]. You monster.[/QUOTE]
I must apologize for having taken this long to respond, but I have been preoccupied with small instances of inattention which severely damaged my ability to focus. But, to say the least, I am what society turned me into, a monster and a heathen.
Originally Posted by
Marshmallow Marshall
This misses pretty fundamental questions, though:
- Who brought us chicken soup before?
- Why do we need chicken soup in particular? Couldn't we settle for shrimp soup? We're not paying for it anyway, are we?
Dear ser. This so-called triumphant attempt to undermine the underlying issue at hand that has been proposed by a nothing other than some mere self-indulgent inquirer, that would so happen to be me, is but trivial to a self-educated scholar of the Rooster-book of Cock, who has, in good faith, provided you with the hen that serves as the back bone of this fine constitution. The mere implication of there being anything other than chickens at our disposal is blasphemous, false and even slanderous. Albeit I shall conceive that point to you, provided that the Lord himself confirms, that there has been no inquiry of any pay being laid for any a time. No questions asked, no answers given. No contracts were signed, so as far as I know, the soup is free of charge.
As for the importance of chicken soup, as opposed to shrimp, or any other culinary replacement, which represents a matter of utmost fine delicacy, it is something to be discussed in great detail. This subject has a great place in my heart. And I shall remain as objective as possible in the following discourse. Chickens are cheap, and shrimps are basically sea-cockroaches.
Originally Posted by
Marshmallow Marshall
I am thoroughly disappointed to have received no answer to my critically important inquiries,
@
Darkcrusader
. You monster.
I must apologize for having taken this long to respond, but I have been preoccupied with small instances of inattention which severely damaged my ability to focus. But, to say the least, I am what society turned me into, a monster and a heathen.
September 6th, 2022, 10:32 AM
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September 6th, 2022, 04:59 AM
[B][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=4]We have run out of chicken soup and we all know that this fine ordeal of a forum cannot run without its finely crafted chicken soup. I say, good sir, that we need more chicken soup!
I propose that a fine good deal of our gentlemen get right down to it and start grinding the hens! A great deal of brotherly arms should come together and massage the chicken, just so they might become more tender and blossom in forth-age come of the age, running back and forth, drag and swap, run-around, chicken-stricken, hedge pitched and crickets picked.
I say, good sir, that we need more chops.
Fish and chips as well. We need a feast. We need something to add to this fiesta, something that might work in our favor, for the flavor of the day cannot be run or gotten past by. I say, we need more chicken soup.
We should mobilize as well. As quickly as possible, not to stop too early or get up too late. We need to get up out of our beds and start working!
Who's with me?[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
We have run out of chicken soup and we all know that this fine ordeal of a forum cannot run without its finely crafted chicken soup. I say, good sir, that we need more chicken soup!
I propose that a fine good deal of our gentlemen get right down to it and start grinding the hens! A great deal of brotherly arms should come together and massage the chicken, just so they might become more tender and blossom in forth-age come of the age, running back and forth, drag and swap, run-around, chicken-stricken, hedge pitched and crickets picked.
I say, good sir, that we need more chops.
Fish and chips as well. We need a feast. We need something to add to this fiesta, something that might work in our favor, for the flavor of the day cannot be run or gotten past by. I say, we need more chicken soup.
We should mobilize as well. As quickly as possible, not to stop too early or get up too late. We need to get up out of our beds and start working!
Who's with me?
August 17th, 2019, 03:50 AM
[QUOTE=Fuuton;814605]let efekunt go ffs[/QUOTE]
No, phuck you. Get a lyf!
Originally Posted by
Fuuton
let efekunt go ffs
No, phuck you. Get a lyf!
January 31st, 2019, 04:06 AM
[QUOTE=Helz;795033]I will note that usually when someone demands something to happen and calls it a war its common to attach a threat or some kind of 'or else' in there as incentive.
Otherwise it comes back to someone yelling "STOP RUNNING RIGHT NOW... OR ELSE I WILL SAY STOP LOUDER!!!"[/QUOTE]
Do they actually need threats though? I mean they're women after all, so people will automatically take them serious. *wink* *wink*
Originally Posted by
Helz
I will note that usually when someone demands something to happen and calls it a war its common to attach a threat or some kind of 'or else' in there as incentive.
Otherwise it comes back to someone yelling "STOP RUNNING RIGHT NOW... OR ELSE I WILL SAY STOP LOUDER!!!"
Do they actually need threats though? I mean they're women after all, so people will automatically take them serious. *wink* *wink*
January 30th, 2019, 09:29 PM
[QUOTE=Cryptonic;794994]Pretty sure I unbanned everyone except Mateo like a year ago[/QUOTE]
Oh well, my job here is done then. Whew, I'm quite the hero, ain't I?
Originally Posted by
Cryptonic
Pretty sure I unbanned everyone except Mateo like a year ago
Oh well, my job here is done then. Whew, I'm quite the hero, ain't I?
January 30th, 2019, 09:59 AM
[QUOTE=Cryptonic;794983]Sorry we dont listen to demands of terrorists, denied. Try again politely in 2020[/QUOTE]
Seriously now, both Kitty and Nyx are innocent, they kind of deserve to be reintroduced into the community
Banning people from the forum was a huge mistake, but I think we can make amends.
Originally Posted by
Cryptonic
Sorry we dont listen to demands of terrorists, denied. Try again politely in 2020
Seriously now, both Kitty and Nyx are innocent, they kind of deserve to be reintroduced into the community
Banning people from the forum was a huge mistake, but I think we can make amends.
January 30th, 2019, 09:28 AM
[QUOTE=Damus_Graves;794978]Only person I was beefing with was [MENTION=30382]naz[/MENTION] and I apologized.
So is this a troll?[/QUOTE]
Nope, it's dead serious. [url=https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/32652-Official-Statement-from-Sergeant-Coast-Operation-Mafia-Freedom-Group-Regarding-the-recent-ban?highlight=Official+Request%3A+desk+Commander+Kitty]Here[/url]
Originally Posted by
Damus_Graves
Only person I was beefing with was
@
naz
and I apologized.
So is this a troll?
Nope, it's dead serious. Here
January 30th, 2019, 08:22 AM
[MENTION=4595]Damus_Graves[/MENTION]
[MENTION=5097]Slaol[/MENTION]
Yer turns.
@Damus_Graves
@Slaol
Yer turns.
January 30th, 2019, 08:18 AM
[img]https://i.imgur.com/dFqWifv.jpg[/img]
To whom this may concern,
It has come to our attention that one of our top commanders of the Mafia Freedom Group has been unrightfully prohibited from ever returning to the Starcraft 2 Mafia forum. This punishment is unjust, and itself is an act of war. The intentions of the Mafia Freedom Group are to simply educate the masses on the atrocities committed by the "Overlords" of the community. Our top commanders were harassed and threatened with an in-game point ban for actions they did not commit. Our group previously agreed to relinquish all rights to the replays in question that would have resolved the drunken chaos caused by myself. Ambassador SuperJack failed to correctly convey our message to the superiors of the community, and his incompetence has now resulted in an unnecessary conflict that has resulted in the establishment of the Mafia Freedom Group.
Commander Kitty and Commander Nyx have requested that all charges against them be dropped. A list of their charges, and their requests will be listed below.
1. A reversal of the forum ban for both commanders.
2. A written agreement that in-game punishments will not be issued to either commander if replays are provided.
3. A written apology from Private Damus.Graves for his disrespectful nature towards the commanders.
4. A written apology from Overlord Slaol for his DIRECT orders to bar Commander Nyx permanently from the forums.
If the above requests are delivered within a reasonable time-frame the commanders have agreed to work to resolve this situation peacefully. The four (4) replays in question will also be delivered immediately upon the successful completion of the listed requests. If this thread (official request from the MFG) is in any way tampered with, deleted, or anything that could obscure our request (Other than moving to the appropriate section) the war will continue, and there will be no survivors.
Please be aware I am simply a messenger and an advisor to the commanders, and have no part in the war.
I hope we can come to a resolve swiftly and peacefully.
Respectfully yours,
-Commander Nyx
-Commander Kitty
Mafia Freedom Group.
Still no apology, for shame!
To whom this may concern,
It has come to our attention that one of our top commanders of the Mafia Freedom Group has been unrightfully prohibited from ever returning to the Starcraft 2 Mafia forum. This punishment is unjust, and itself is an act of war. The intentions of the Mafia Freedom Group are to simply educate the masses on the atrocities committed by the "Overlords" of the community. Our top commanders were harassed and threatened with an in-game point ban for actions they did not commit. Our group previously agreed to relinquish all rights to the replays in question that would have resolved the drunken chaos caused by myself. Ambassador SuperJack failed to correctly convey our message to the superiors of the community, and his incompetence has now resulted in an unnecessary conflict that has resulted in the establishment of the Mafia Freedom Group.
Commander Kitty and Commander Nyx have requested that all charges against them be dropped. A list of their charges, and their requests will be listed below.
1. A reversal of the forum ban for both commanders.
2. A written agreement that in-game punishments will not be issued to either commander if replays are provided.
3. A written apology from Private Damus.Graves for his disrespectful nature towards the commanders.
4. A written apology from Overlord Slaol for his DIRECT orders to bar Commander Nyx permanently from the forums.
If the above requests are delivered within a reasonable time-frame the commanders have agreed to work to resolve this situation peacefully. The four (4) replays in question will also be delivered immediately upon the successful completion of the listed requests. If this thread (official request from the MFG) is in any way tampered with, deleted, or anything that could obscure our request (Other than moving to the appropriate section) the war will continue, and there will be no survivors.
Please be aware I am simply a messenger and an advisor to the commanders, and have no part in the war.
I hope we can come to a resolve swiftly and peacefully.
Respectfully yours,
-Commander Nyx
-Commander Kitty
Mafia Freedom Group.
Still no apology, for shame!
January 13th, 2019, 12:18 AM
January 10th, 2019, 04:35 AM
[QUOTE=Cryptonic;789005]oh nvm i already sold my soul :([/QUOTE]
[COLOR="#FFA500"]Its all fine and dandy, after all, we can always exchange other things in order for you to buy entryway into my realm.
This is another thing about me; Im into weird and sick stuff. They make me feel well.
Am I mentally Ill? Who knows? Maybe Im the sane one and you should all try to join me in order for you to share my worldview and become normal once again. Theres naught to lose here.
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Originally Posted by
Cryptonic
oh nvm i already sold my soul
Its all fine and dandy, after all, we can always exchange other things in order for you to buy entryway into my realm.
This is another thing about me; Im into weird and sick stuff. They make me feel well.
Am I mentally Ill? Who knows? Maybe Im the sane one and you should all try to join me in order for you to share my worldview and become normal once again. Theres naught to lose here.
January 6th, 2019, 08:09 AM
[QUOTE=Marshmallow Marshall;788970]No... No!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.........................[SIZE=1]..........[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
[COLOR="#FF8C00"]The rewards will make it worth your time.[/COLOR]
[QUOTE=Arsonist;788966]ave satanas[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="#FF8C00"]Bless you kind child![/COLOR]
Originally Posted by
Marshmallow Marshall
No... No!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo ooooooooooooo...................................
The rewards will make it worth your time.
Originally Posted by
Arsonist
ave satanas
Bless you kind child!
January 5th, 2019, 11:30 PM
[QUOTE=Marshmallow Marshall;788957][center][SIZE=7][class=light][FONT=Times New Roman]I would gladly sell my soul to you Sekov.[/FONT][/class][/SIZE]
"Those who join shall suffer forever.
...and never feel pain again."
Satan has great logic o.O[/center][/QUOTE]
[COLOR="#FF8C00"]You don’t need pain to suffer.[/COLOR]
[QUOTE=Cryptonic;788955]What do i get for signing[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="#FF8C00"]I think a better question would be ‘What do I get?’ The answer for which, is, your soul![/COLOR]
Originally Posted by
Marshmallow Marshall
You don’t need pain to suffer.
Originally Posted by
Cryptonic
What do i get for signing
I think a better question would be ‘What do I get?’ The answer for which, is, your soul!
January 5th, 2019, 11:06 PM
[img]https://i.gifer.com/VRwG.gif[/img]
[B][LEFT][COLOR="#FF8C00"]I have decided to create my own religion in which I am the main deity, ha-ha. You may choose to convert and proclaim me as your ungodly ruler, dont worry about the details, those arent important. Certain sacrifices and libels may serve as requirements but for now lets not mind them. Rejoice, rejoice, and rejoice!
Know this, I shall release you from the bounds of humanity and reign in eternal bliss. My realm is evil and vile and those who join shall suffer, forever. For I am also mad, a mad-man who wishes nothing but death for himself and his followers as well. Were going to be living there forever in my land of giant twisted thorns and bottomless cathedrals, eating from the bones of those whom defied us and end up swimming in floating pools of infested blood clots. Our flying beasts of terror shall roam the skies with their bloating wings of parasitic embraces, while we may suck out of their protrusions to quench our thirst with their lurid milk.
Those who join me shall rule in their new suits of immortal meat and bones and never feel pain ever again.
Just say I will join you, master and our contract will me signed.[/COLOR][/LEFT][/B]
I have decided to create my own religion in which I am the main deity, ha-ha. You may choose to convert and proclaim me as your ungodly ruler, dont worry about the details, those arent important. Certain sacrifices and libels may serve as requirements but for now lets not mind them. Rejoice, rejoice, and rejoice!
Know this, I shall release you from the bounds of humanity and reign in eternal bliss. My realm is evil and vile and those who join shall suffer, forever. For I am also mad, a mad-man who wishes nothing but death for himself and his followers as well. Were going to be living there forever in my land of giant twisted thorns and bottomless cathedrals, eating from the bones of those whom defied us and end up swimming in floating pools of infested blood clots. Our flying beasts of terror shall roam the skies with their bloating wings of parasitic embraces, while we may suck out of their protrusions to quench our thirst with their lurid milk.
Those who join me shall rule in their new suits of immortal meat and bones and never feel pain ever again.
Just say I will join you, master and our contract will me signed.
December 15th, 2018, 09:47 PM
During my hatching era, I walked under the vile name of Sekov. Evilness shone through me even before the dawn of my conception.
Now that I have transcended my larval stage and evolved into the lurid being known as Bortis, there's nothing which stands against me. Mwahahahahahaha!
During my hatching era, I walked under the vile name of Sekov. Evilness shone through me even before the dawn of my conception.
Now that I have transcended my larval stage and evolved into the lurid being known as Bortis, there's nothing which stands against me. Mwahahahahahaha!
December 15th, 2018, 06:15 AM
[QUOTE=Cryptonic;769641]Were u banned from chstbox lol nice[/QUOTE]
I hope Arson gets banned from this chatbox as well lulw.
Edit: Ok, that was kind of mean. I apologise.
Originally Posted by
Cryptonic
Were u banned from chstbox lol nice
I hope Arson gets banned from this chatbox as well lulw.
Edit: Ok, that was kind of mean. I apologise.
December 12th, 2018, 08:49 AM
The fuck's a goyim?
The fuck's a goyim?
October 20th, 2018, 09:37 PM
Make Arcade Great Again!
Make Arcade Great Again!
October 14th, 2018, 07:59 AM
White is for being right.
Black only brings sorrow and plight.
White is for being right.
Black only brings sorrow and plight.
September 2nd, 2018, 07:46 AM
Kenny was an inside job.
Kenny was an inside job.
July 30th, 2018, 09:11 AM
[QUOTE=Hybrid;753030]You're fine. Just don't try to rape her.[/QUOTE]
Uhm....
[img]https://i.imgur.com/f2SIHvq.jpg[/img]
It's late......
Originally Posted by
Hybrid
You're fine. Just don't try to rape her.
Uhm....
It's late......
July 29th, 2018, 10:57 AM
Brexit has sure taken a toll on you mate.
Brexit has sure taken a toll on you mate.
July 26th, 2018, 02:23 AM
[QUOTE=Fury;752208]4? That's rookie numbers. You need to pump that shit up. I, myself, make at [B]least [/B]two accounts a day.
[/QUOTE]
Wow you must be a great accountant!
Originally Posted by
Fury
4? That's rookie numbers. You need to pump that shit up. I, myself, make at least two accounts a day.
Wow you must be a great accountant!
July 26th, 2018, 02:20 AM
[QUOTE=Efekannn02;751793]you want her dont you? lol[/QUOTE]
Yis.
Originally Posted by
Efekannn02
you want her dont you? lol
Yis.
July 22nd, 2018, 09:53 PM
[QUOTE=yzb25;751758]She's at most 12... and you're her twin... so you're saying you're at most 12?
Yeah, that sounds about right.[/QUOTE]
Age is only a number.....
[img]https://i.imgur.com/c1LLWRB.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Stealthbomber16;751784]Isn't this like the 3rd thread you've made with this title?[/QUOTE]
'Thou shalt not take the name of the John thy Cena in vain.' It's my first time.
Originally Posted by
yzb25
She's at most 12... and you're her twin... so you're saying you're at most 12?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Age is only a number.....
Originally Posted by
Stealthbomber16
Isn't this like the 3rd thread you've made with this title?
'Thou shalt not take the name of the John thy Cena in vain.' It's my first time.
July 21st, 2018, 10:30 PM
[QUOTE=Kenny;751751]Is her age on the clock?[/QUOTE]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Yeah, they're also quite revealing of her (btw). I'm so ashamed of myself, my beautiful younger twin sister would never forgive me if she found out.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/1ccgGve.jpg[/img]
Originally Posted by
Kenny
Is her age on the clock?
Yeah, they're also quite revealing of her (btw). I'm so ashamed of myself, my beautiful younger twin sister would never forgive me if she found out.
July 21st, 2018, 11:00 AM
[img]https://i.imgur.com/LFOsljC.jpg[/img]
I stalk my sister with fake media accounts just to save photos of her on my hard drive. Am I sick, lol?
I stalk my sister with fake media accounts just to save photos of her on my hard drive. Am I sick, lol?
June 27th, 2018, 08:05 AM
Go home and be a family man Peacebringer.
Go home and be a family man Peacebringer.
June 16th, 2018, 11:20 PM
Joints fro sinners
Joints fro sinners
March 19th, 2018, 10:21 AM
Not including him as a Prime Minister. I voted for him, btw.
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Not including him as a Prime Minister. I voted for him, btw.
March 19th, 2018, 07:43 AM