Mysterious Vending Machine

[AppleyNO]

I eat the cookie, luckily the lax doesn't affect balloons.

I put in some fate.

A Four Leaf clover comes out of the machine.

I put in a paper saying WTF to 120F temps then a thunderstorm.

[oops_ur_gay]

A Four Leaf clover comes out of the machine.

I put in a paper saying WTF to 120F temps then a thunderstorm.

shutup cunt, u have a black person as ur avatar LOL, get out.

[oops_ur_gay]

read rules b4 postin pls btw

[Green]

Everyone, please obey the rules. Also, dude don't be such a jerk. Now lets just continue. This will go by only once.

I grab the avatar and make him bend the temperatures and the storm away from everyone.

I insert a cooler with a purple turd inside.

[Blazer]

Everyone, please obey the rules. Also, dude don't be such a jerk. Now lets just continue. This will go by only once.

I grab the avatar and make him bend the temperatures and the storm away from everyone.

I insert a cooler with a purple turd inside.

Barney pops out and stroll off...

I awkwardly put a banana inside.

[Duzero]

Barney pops out and stroll off...

I awkwardly put a banana inside.

Zane jumps out and gives you a bearhug!

I put in a faceshovel...

[Blazer]

Zane jumps out and gives you a bearhug!

I put in a faceshovel...

The machine laughs at your stupidity and prints a paper with the Trollface.jpg on it.

I put in a picture of Luna.

[Duzero]

The machine laughs at your stupidity and prints a paper with the Trollface.jpg on it.

I put in a picture of Luna.

The real Luna pops out and wonders where you got that pic while giving you a very serious look.

I put Luna back in the machine.

[Blazer]

The real Luna pops out and wonders where you got that pic while giving you a very serious look.

I put Luna back in the machine.

The screen lights up and the day magically turns to night with a full moon..

I put in a picture of pilly.

[Duzero]

The screen lights up and the day magically turns to night with a full moon..

I put in a picture of pilly.

The machine starts playing the russian national anthem.

I sing along and put in a nuclear submarine.

[Green]

You get the formula to nuclear fussion.

I put in a red pill and a blue pill.

[FrostByte]

I got birth control.

I put in Oops_Ur_Dead.

[Cryptonic]

A perma-ban comes out.

I put in a request to become a Keeper

[FrostByte]

A perma-ban comes out.

I put in a request to become a Keeper

A perma-ban comes out.

I put in a request to demote EliteMarine

[Blazer]

A perma-ban comes out.

I put in a request to demote EliteMarine

A denial slip comes out with a perma-insta=ban

I put a doughnut into the machine.

[FrostByte]

A denial slip comes out with a perma-insta=ban

I put a doughnut into the machine.

Carl Winslow from Family Matters comes out.

I put in your mother.

[Blazer]

Carl Winslow from Family Matters comes out.

I put in your mother.

She comes back out super rich and happy.

I put in a puppy.

[AppleyNO]

She comes back out super rich and happy.

I put in a puppy.

Clementine's signature comes out.

I put in a tv.

[Blazer]

Clementine's signature comes out.

I put in a tv.

A home theater pops out.

I put an appley in.

[AppleyNO]

A home theater pops out.

I put an appley in.

Drugs come out.

I put in RookRanger.

[Duzero]

a gun comes out and shoots you

i put a dead troll in

[Green]

Marco comes out.

I put in my laundery.

[AppleyNO]

Marco comes out.

I put in my laundery.

Your socks come out, but you are missing one.

I put in a map.

[Green]

I steal the map from the machine to locate my missing sock.

I insert my basketball.

[Blazer]

I steal the map from the machine to locate my missing sock.

I insert my basketball.

Michael Jordan comes out.

I put michael jackson inside.

[Cryptonic]

Michael Jordan comes out.

I put it inside michael jackson.

wait, what?

[Duzero]

A frightened child runs out crying.

I insert Chris Hansen.

[Cryptonic]

A frightened child runs out crying.

I insert Chris Hansen.

Charles Manson comes out.

I put all my knives into the machine, so he can't get them.

[creedkingsx]

Charles Manson comes out.

I put all my knives into the machine, so he can't get them.

Knives spit back out effectively piercing all vital organs of your body.

Puts in a hooker with herpes.

[Cryptonic]

Knives spit back out effectively piercing all vital organs of your body.

Puts in a hooker with herpes.

A hot, clean, 18 year old hooker comes out.

an hour later, I put in a used condom.

[Blazer]

Clementine steps out.

I put in a candy bar.

[Cryptonic]

(does that mean clementine is my child?)

Chocolate squirts out the coin slot, covering my shirt with chocolate.

I put my chocolate covered in.

[RookRanger]

*shirt*
anyways a i luv troll shirt pops out and i burn it

I put in a i luv vigilante shirt in

[Duzero]

a dead bruno pops out, he couldn't stand the love

i revive him and put him back in

[FrostByte]

a dead bruno pops out, he couldn't stand the love

i revive him and put him back in

The RP for my S-FM pops out.

I put RookRanger and EliteMarine back in.

[Blazer]

The RP for my S-FM pops out.

I put RookRanger and EliteMarine back in.

The machine shakes violently as the two fight inside.
RR walks out unharmed with EliteMarine dead in his hands.

I put EliteMarine back in.

[FrostByte]

The machine shakes violently as the two fight inside.
RR walks out unharmed with EliteMarine dead in his hands.

I put EliteMarine back in.

ELITEMARINE ZOMBIE COMES BACK OUT AND BITES ME.

My soon to be zombified corpse slides in.

[Blazer]

ELITEMARINE ZOMBIE COMES BACK OUT AND BITES ME.

My soon to be zombified corpse slides in.

Zombies vs Plants pops out.

I put in a quarter for the game.

[Duzero]

Zombies vs Plants pops out.

I put in a quarter for the game.

the machines transforms into an arcade pinball game with zomies vs plants theme

i dont have a quarter so i kick it to see if it starts

[Blazer]

the machines transforms into an arcade pinball game with zomies vs plants theme

i dont have a quarter so i kick it to see if it starts

The machine spits out a remote for you to play on.

I come along and plug my controller INTO it.

[Duzero]

The machine spits out a remote for you to play on.

I come along and plug my controller INTO it.

We play it happily for hours, then it dies of unknown circumstances...

I try to put a pokemon revive card into it

[Green]

A trojan appears.

I put in a New trojan condom.

[Duzero]

A trojan appears.

I put in a New trojan condom.

misty and ash comes out, strangely happy with red cheeks

i put misty back in together with onyx

[Brendan]

approximately 20 geodudes roll out covered in blood

I write this thread is cancer on a piece of paper and force it into the machine's dollar bill slot.

[Green]

The machine beings to hate you and shoots out a bacteria that goes into you and somehow develops into testicular cancer. Not the South Park version.

I put in Mr. Hanky the christmas poo.

[FrostByte]

This guy's voice comes out - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcOvs...eature=related

I put a Windows 95 computer in.

[Goremancer]

The vending machine creates a wild Steve Jobs on the spot. Steve Jobs uses kick on Windows 95 computer! It's super effective! Windows 95 has fainted!

I put my face in.

[FrostByte]

The vending machine creates a wild Steve Jobs on the spot. Steve Jobs uses kick on Windows 95 computer! It's super effective! Windows 95 has fainted!

I put my face in.

A WILD FROSTBYTE HAS APPEARED.
FrostByte uses PISS on Goremancer's face. It's not very effective...

I put in a recycled joke.

[Damus_Graves]

A brand new trollzor gets spat out

I put in a tombstone

[FrostByte]

A brand new trollzor gets spat out

I put in a tombstone

Frozen Pizza comes out.

I write a poem about Foxy Roxy and put it in.