Coincidence? I think not!

[FalseTruth]

Talk about coincidences... This actually freaked me out a little bit considering what I know about fred and company. I commented the conversation with my thoughts in between about who I was actually talking to.

At this point, I would be really surprised if I wasn't getting trolled by someone on these forums. For all you forum regulars, you probably won't understand the references, but most of the mods and a few others will understand what is going on.

Location: Omegle
User 1: FalseTruth
User 2: ??? (Possible fred/Yayap/CptGorilla/Philie???)

You: ?

Stranger: I like trains // Something fred has been saying on skype for the entire day and his trademark phrase. Totally caught me off guard.

You: WHAT

You: FRED?

You: YOU HAVE

You: GOT

You: TO

You: BE

You: KIDDING

You: ME

Stranger: : O // A standard fred smiley that he uses ALL THE TIME -- made me believe that he was fred even more.

You: DAVID

You: NINE

You: LOL

You: AM I RIGHT?

Stranger: six

You: wait

You: what is your name

Stranger: Peter // My fucking forum mafia name in the last FM............................ HOW MANY COINCIDENCES ARE THERE?

Stranger: u?

You: why did you say i like trains

Stranger: cuz i like trinz

Stranger: trainz*

You: no there is something wrong here

You: there is something very wrong

You: your name

You: has to be fred

Stranger: fix*

You: your name isnt fred?

You: or davis?

Stranger: taht douche

Stranger: nope

You: i mean david?

You: this is too much of a coincidence

Stranger: i don get eet

You: where do you live

Stranger: on earth

You: like which country

Stranger: Macedonia // Slightly unrelated, but intriguing all the same... I had just trolled a guy previous to this who was Irish, and told him I was Macedonian, hence my followup questions. I mean... Macedonia is so...unlikely to show up in back-to-back chats right?

You: are you irish

Stranger: nope

You: what the fuck is macedonia

You: what the FUCK

You: is going on

Stranger: I dunno the time machine seems to be broken // Classic Gorilla line. Got me thinking that maybe I was talking to Gorilla.

You: who are you

You: WHO ARE YOU

You: there are too many coincidences

You: way too many

Stranger: Im not sure about that either

You: What is your real first name

You: do no lie

You: not

Stranger: Pepi // ??? very random

You: what the fuck

Stranger: I was thinking the same

You: dont you have any questions for me

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i mean i have

Stranger: When the fuck do i get my money back? // This is what got me really freaked out and confirmed that fred couldn't be on the other line. I WAS using paypal with fred today! Only a handful of people knew I was exchanging money with fred, therefore it had to be one of the people in the Skype chat or this whole thing is a huge ass fucking random coincidence. This person can't be fred, because fred knew that he got the money back, and he would probably stop trolling by now anyway.

You: what

You: the

You: fuck

You: fred

You: it IS you

You: right?

Stranger: So when?

You: can you just tell me

You: its hurting me too much

You: my insides are exploding from anguish

Stranger: No its not m... Fred // PERFECT GORILLA LINE. A CUT-OFF SENTENCE tinged with the truth is only something Gorilla does. He was obviously about to type, "me", but all of it is faked to further the trolling.

You: gorilla then

You: wait what

You: yes gorilla

You: you are gorilla

Stranger: /we

Stranger: w/e*

You: who the fuck

You: are you

Stranger: How the hell could i know that?

You: you know

You: so much

You: everything you say

You: you even said peter

You: you fucking said

You: peter

You: who the FUCK are you

You: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME

You: RIGHT NOW

Stranger: *shroud*

You: FUCKING FUCK

You: lets see

You: going back in history

You: you are one of ~4 people

You: 1 of which

You: is sleeping

You: 100%

Stranger: so im x

You: Tell me

You: where do I live

Stranger: On earth

You: Gorilla

You: You are Gorilla

Stranger: How the fuck could you know that?

You: I am God

You: Nothing is normal.

Stranger: but still you owe me // Money reference

You: what do I owe you

Stranger: a favor

You: your will is my command

Stranger: Ok! Minion, tell me your name first

You: David Nine //No real response when he hears that name, and of all the people in Skype, only Gorilla is unfamiliar with fred's real name.

Stranger: Now, go and fix that fucking machine.

You: what machine

Stranger: The one that is broken dummy.

You: alright i am fixing it

Stranger: Wake me up when you are done

You: *shake shake*

You: I'm done

Stranger: You dare to wake me up you shall burn in hell!

You: wha... noooooooooooooo

You: so do you know what courses i should take next quarter // Referring to a private conversation I had with Gorilla today, but he didn't fall for the bait.

You: how about Maternal and Child Nutrition?

Stranger: Dunno

Stranger: your maternal is?

You: okay this is getting tiresome

You: just tell me who you are

Stranger: I told you four fucking times

You: who are you?

Stranger: Zul'Jin // A WoW character, A leader of trolls?

You: wtf

Stranger: u have a problem with that?

Stranger: mon

Stranger: ye there mon?

You: Do you know me?

Stranger: Probably some worthless human

You: and what are you

You: I am the lyrical voice of a generation

Stranger: I be the mighty Zul'Jin the master of trolls.

You: ....

You: I am leaving

Stranger: why so?

You: because I need to find out if this is a huge ass fucking coincidence

You: or im getting trolled out of my ass

Stranger: You be buthirth mon?

Stranger: buthurt*

You: FUCK YOU

You: GO DIE IN A FIRE

Stranger: No, mon don say that

You: I will kill you

You: i will find your family

You: and kill them all

You: I will find you

You: don't worry about that

Stranger: Zul'Jin has skills mon he be flippin' troll

You: whatever im out

Stranger: Dis troll is sorry for you mon

You: shut up gorilla

WHO THE FUCK WAS I TALKING TO?

[Ubernox]

[Fragos]

I don't understand who that troll was, but at least I now know how to impersonate fred and CptGorilla at Forum Mafia game. Thank you, FalseTruth!

[philie]

Clearly not only fred likes trains ;)

[Deathfire123]

Stranger: I like trains // Something fred has been saying on skype for the entire day and his trademark phrase. Totally caught me off guard.

This is a line from a viral music video. Common


A lot of the other stuff is common troll sentences (when do I get my money back? etc.)

The ONLY thing that was a true coincidence was Peter. I think he just said a random name...

[Zack]

This is called thinking too much. Why let someone get into your head like that? Just forget about him.

[Dust]

Stop thinking. It only hurts you more.

Fix'd