Hi I'm SuperJack. I am here to bring you perhaps the most shocking fact you will ever swallow.
Here in the UK.
An ingredient MUST be added to bread.
What is this ingredient you ponder?
Why , the law only forces us to put
That right peeps.
That fancy white rock which we used to draw on blackboards with.
That rock which we mine out of the god damn ground.
Has to be included inside all of our bread BY LAW!
WE USE GOD DAMN CHALK TO MAKE OUR BREAD.
WE BRITS SIT HERE DRINKING OUR TEA AND EATING GOD DAMN ROCK
That is all