S-FM 338: Deck Mafia #008

[PQRnHack]

because the phrase itself is kind of funny

I will hunt you!

[PQRnHack]

My role is an asshole. Get over it.

[deathworlds]

I will hunt you!

Fellow Townies, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no town deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided be the petty strife of our common history, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as town power roles and as citizens to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us and we must seek refuge on higher ground lest we be swept away by the flood. The towncore is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom... a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the scum invaders is self-evident. We have seen our homes and villages destroyed by the calculated blows of the paopan. We have seen first hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish mafia. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time. The time has come my fellow townies to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, I shall watch over you. From this day forward let no townie make war upon any other townie. Let no town agency conspire against this new beginning, and let no man consort with scummy powers, and to all the enemies of the town: seek not to bar our way. For we shall win through, no matter the cost!

[Stealthbomber16]

You're too busy posting to see that I actually literally did respond to you.

[Stealthbomber16]

Your town is NOTHING! You vote ZERO scum! You should -suicide NOW!

[deathworlds]

Your town is NOTHING! You vote ZERO scum! You should -suicide NOW!

I will not be stopped. Not by you, or the mafia, or the third party, or anyone. I will rule this thread or see it burnt to ashes around me!

[PQRnHack]

I aint quoting that wall. Sounds like bait to reply to it. CYA

[PQRnHack]

@deathworlds what do you recommend I do as town here (I am town)?

[Stealthbomber16]

I aint quoting that wall. Sounds like bait to reply to it. CYA

Dude votes me, asks me a question, then literally doesn't read my response and leaves.

[PQRnHack]

To hit the lynch cap to activate your executioner ability, saving you from being "mislynched".

I put mislynched in quotes because everything about this is incredibly scummy.

You are correct that I missed this msg somehow. But your answer is incorrect.

[deathworlds]

@deathworlds what do you recommend I do as town here (I am town)?

help organize ita's and determine through ptv who we should shoot/lynch between the likely five hits we'll have today

[Stealthbomber16]

PQ is this you

[PQRnHack]

That ain't my job, it is Seanzie's! O wait

[Stealthbomber16]

You are correct that I missed this msg somehow. But your answer is incorrect.

I remain unconvinced.

You look even more scummy now.

[deathworlds]

PQ is this you

wow i totally forgot about this movie until now, it came out in 2005!?!? Also it feat. joe swanson and looks a lot worse than I remember

[PQRnHack]

PQ is this you

That's funny, I was fearful you were watching the same livestream that I am where I donated my fellow russian. No.

[PQRnHack]

I remain unconvinced.

You look even more scummy now.

Wait a minute. A town dude is now looking "more scummy"? So I am scummy to you now?

[PQRnHack]

@Stealthbomber16 you do realize i am testing you, you are not testing me, right?

[Stealthbomber16]

Wait a minute. A town dude is now looking "more scummy"? So I am scummy to you now?

Yes.

I want to believe you are town. I think your plays don't make sense as scum. But they also don't make sense as town. So now I'm back to square 0. I'm not even at a square anymore. I'm just going to ignore you and hope you go away or self-resolve.

[PQRnHack]

Yes.

I want to believe you are town. I think your plays don't make sense as scum. But they also don't make sense as town. So now I'm back to square 0. I'm not even at a square anymore. I'm just going to ignore you and hope you go away or self-resolve.

Idiot. The reason I voted Paopan is because I had not determined how soon I should reveal my stuff D2. And i did not want to appear as a possible scum partner to Pao. That is all. USE YOUR HEAD!

[PQRnHack]

I did not need the 5th vote. 4 were sufficient.

[Stealthbomber16]

Idiot. The reason I voted Paopan is because I had not determined how soon I should reveal my stuff D2. And i did not want to appear as a possible scum partner to Pao. That is all. USE YOUR HEAD!

Right. So I'm an idiot because you made an anti-town play by ending the day early.

I'm beginning to think I may hold your skills too highly.

[Loldebite]

You are correct that I missed this msg somehow. But your answer is incorrect.

I think you will make me quizz-phobiac

[PQRnHack]

Right. So I'm an idiot because you made an anti-town play by ending the day early.

I'm beginning to think I may hold your skills too highly.

Left. It was not an anti-town play. You can disagree all you want, i stand by my play.

[Loldebite]

Idiot. The reason I voted Paopan is because I had not determined how soon I should reveal my stuff D2. And i did not want to appear as a possible scum partner to Pao. That is all. USE YOUR HEAD!

You definitely made me a "USE YOUR HEAD"-phobiac, tho

[deathworlds]

Left. It was not an anti-town play. You can disagree all you want, i stand by my play.

I'll stand by that it was still anti-town, and that we got lucky with an early d1 lynch on scum

[Loldebite]

Left. It was not an anti-town play. You can disagree all you want, i stand by my play.

It was, and i prove it to you but you remain in denial. Not biggie.
Oliverz away again is concerning, i thought he was town

[PQRnHack]

You definitely made me a "USE YOUR HEAD"-phobiac, tho

Get over it. I only care for the other 7 townies with me. Are you one of them or nah? You are looking really bad here, jumping on my Sb16 dialogue in an attempt to get me.

[PQRnHack]

It was, and i prove it to you but you remain in denial. Not biggie.
Oliverz away again is concerning, i thought he was town

Cool, vote me then.

[Loldebite]

Get over it. I only care for the other 7 townies with me. Are you one of them or nah? You are looking really bad here, jumping on my Sb16 dialogue in an attempt to get me.

You are fucking ridiculous.

[Loldebite]

Cool, vote me then.

No, i have no interest in voting town, however stupid they might be.

[Loldebite]

No, i have no interest in voting town, however stupid they might be.

however stupid they might act*

[PQRnHack]

I'll stand by that it was still anti-town, and that we got lucky with an early d1 lynch on scum

I go by probabilities and mechanics. Sue me if you don't like it. I play how I want to play.

[Loldebite]

I kinda feel like takumi has a point about martin, but then why would he reveal he bussed ?

[PQRnHack]

You are fucking ridiculous.

Yes.

No, i have no interest in voting town, however stupid they might be.

Nice pocket once again. You know I am shooting you today, right?

[Loldebite]

I go by probabilities and mechanics. Sue me if you don't like it. I play how I want to play.

Honestly who fucking cares NOW, that's stuff for post-game. Who d'you think we should shoot ?

[PQRnHack]

Honestly who fucking cares NOW, that's stuff for post-game. Who d'you think we should shoot ?

You

[Loldebite]

Yes.



Nice pocket once again. You know I am shooting you today, right?

It's not the first time you'd be playing like garbage, whatever, i'm already over it.
Who's scum with me then ? Who should i shoot ?

[PQRnHack]

It's not the first time you'd be playing like garbage, whatever, i'm already over it.
Who's scum with me then ? Who should i shoot ?

You should shoot me.

[deathworlds]

You

wrong answer

we have at least five day eliminations today, make a list and check it twice

[PQRnHack]

wrong answer

we have at least five day eliminations today, make a list and check it twice

Loldebite is on my list. Do you think it is a mistake?

[deathworlds]

Loldebite is on my list. Do you think it is a mistake?

make a list and check it twice

[deathworlds]

flips happen as soon as shots are processed btw as evidenced by the other game that I linked hosted by gullio

[Loldebite]

You should shoot me.

... WHAT ?
THIS MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE EVEN BY YOUR STANDARDS, I DO NOT WANT TO SHOOT TOWN, WHO DO I SHOOT ?
ANSWER ME

[PQRnHack]

... WHAT ?
THIS MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE EVEN BY YOUR STANDARDS, I DO NOT WANT TO SHOOT TOWN, WHO DO I SHOOT ?
ANSWER ME

You are not town. So shoot me.

[PQRnHack]

@Loldebite I thought you thought I was afraid to die I am not, not anymore. I have completed my part.

[Loldebite]

You are not town. So shoot me.

Jesus fucking christ can't you answer the question ? If i want to shoot a scum, where do you think i should shoot ? Expect myself ofc...
Gikkle ?

[PQRnHack]

Jesus fucking christ can't you answer the question ? If i want to shoot a scum, where do you think i should shoot ? Expect myself ofc...
Gikkle ?

I dont appreciate your asking me. Formulate your own opinion and then ask me to review it.

[deathworlds]

I dont appreciate your asking me. Formulate your own opinion and then ask me to review it.

this goes both ways

[deathworlds]

I dont appreciate your asking me. Formulate your own opinion and then ask me to review it.

i gave you a list of people i'd personally like to put on the chopping block and you just said "lol loldebite" isn't on the list? shit list"

put some actual review into it