You know what would be a better idea? Naming teams based on that cities' most searched keyword on PornHub.
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AL EAST
Tampa Bay Trumpers (Trump #1)
Boston Students (College)
New York Footjobbers (Footjob #1)
Toronto Lesbians
Baltimore Backshots (Cumbacks)
AL CENTRAL
Chicago THOTs
Cleveland Cougars (Cougars #1)
Detroit Facesitters (Facesitting)
Kansas City Chubbies (Chubby)
Minnesota POVs
AL WEST
Houston Sexmex (Sexmex #1)
Seattle DPers (Double Penetration)
Oakland Swaggers (Swag #1)
Los Angeles Hatefuckers (Swag #2)
Texas Latina Princesses (Sexmex #2)
NL EAST
Atlanta Ticklers (Tickling)
Philadelphia Fat Asses (Fat Ass #1)
New York Feet Appreciators (Footjob #2)
Miami Trumpers (Trump #2)
Washington Voters
NL CENTRAL
Milwaukee Bondages
St. Louis Unplanned Parents (Accidental Creampie)
Cincinnati Cougars (Cougars #2)
Chicago THOTs
Pittsburgh Big Booties (Fat Ass #2)
NL WEST
San Francisco Brutal Lovers (Swag #3)
Los Angeles Roughriders (Swag #4)
San Diego Conquistadors (Swag #5)
Colorado Anus Lovers (Tushy)
Arizona Navajos