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    What if every team was named after the most abundantly populated animal in their geographical area?

    Given the recent controversies over certain sports team names and the imminent rebranding of the Cleveland Indians as the Cleveland Guardians, I can't help but wonder what animal mascots would best represent the cities or states their teams reside in.

    Take the Tigers for example. When you think of Detroit, you do not think of a jungle ruled over by apex feline predators. I don't know if the Detroit zoo has any tigers, or if Detroit even has a zoo for that matter, but I am 100% certain that there is at least 1 species of animal in Detroit and the surrounding areas that is more populous than tigers. The difficult part, however, is determining which animal is the most populous.

    With that in mind, it also gives rise to the concern that some teams would likely share the same name in this scenario due to their close proximity. Both Chicago and New York each have 2 teams, plus the Angels like to pretend that Los Angeles does as well, so there is bound to be some overlap. I have decided that this is okay, primarily because there is no way around it. Just to avoid any confusion as to which identically named team is which though, I'll break up this list by divisions. Anyway though, this is what the MLB would look like if all the teams had to rebrand as the most common animal in their region.

    Spoiler : Teams :
    AL EAST

    Tampa Bay Ants.

    Boston Ants.

    New York Ants.

    Toronto Ants.

    Baltimore Ants.

    AL CENTRAL

    Chicago Ants.

    Cleveland Ants.

    Detroit Ants.

    Kansas City Ants.

    Minnesota Ants.

    AL WEST

    Houston Ants.

    Seattle Ants.

    Oakland Ants.

    Los Angeles Ants of Anaheim.

    Texas Ants.

    NL EAST

    Atlanta Ants.

    Philadelphia Ants.

    New York Ants.

    Miami Ants.

    Washington Ants.

    NL CENTRAL

    Milwaukee Ants.

    St. Louis Ants.

    Cincinnati Ants.

    Chicago Ants.

    Pittsburgh Ants.

    NL WEST

    San Francisco Ants.

    Los Angeles Ants.

    San Diego Ants.

    Colorado Ants.

    Arizona Ants.
    Last edited by rumox; November 4th, 2021 at 03:17 AM.

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    Re: What if every team was named after the most abundantly populated animal in their geographical ar

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    Re: What if every team was named after the most abundantly populated animal in their geographical ar

    Good meme
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    Re: What if every team was named after the most abundantly populated animal in their geographical ar

    You know what would be a better idea? Naming teams based on that cities' most searched keyword on PornHub.

    NSFW: https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-stati...e-searches.png

    AL EAST

    Tampa Bay Trumpers (Trump #1)

    Boston Students (College)

    New York Footjobbers (Footjob #1)

    Toronto Lesbians

    Baltimore Backshots (Cumbacks)

    AL CENTRAL

    Chicago THOTs

    Cleveland Cougars (Cougars #1)

    Detroit Facesitters (Facesitting)

    Kansas City Chubbies (Chubby)

    Minnesota POVs

    AL WEST

    Houston Sexmex (Sexmex #1)

    Seattle DPers (Double Penetration)

    Oakland Swaggers (Swag #1)

    Los Angeles Hatefuckers (Swag #2)

    Texas Latina Princesses (Sexmex #2)

    NL EAST

    Atlanta Ticklers (Tickling)

    Philadelphia Fat Asses (Fat Ass #1)

    New York Feet Appreciators (Footjob #2)

    Miami Trumpers (Trump #2)

    Washington Voters

    NL CENTRAL

    Milwaukee Bondages

    St. Louis Unplanned Parents (Accidental Creampie)

    Cincinnati Cougars (Cougars #2)

    Chicago THOTs

    Pittsburgh Big Booties (Fat Ass #2)

    NL WEST

    San Francisco Brutal Lovers (Swag #3)

    Los Angeles Roughriders (Swag #4)

    San Diego Conquistadors (Swag #5)

    Colorado Anus Lovers (Tushy)

    Arizona Navajos

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    Re: What if every team was named after the most abundantly populated animal in their geographical ar

    Quote Originally Posted by HentaiManOfPeacesGhost View Post
    You know what would be a better idea? Naming teams based on that cities' most searched keyword on PornHub.

    NSFW: https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-stati...e-searches.png
    AL EAST

    Tampa Bay Trumpers (Trump #1)

    Boston Students (College)

    New York Footjobbers (Footjob #1)

    Toronto Lesbians

    Baltimore Backshots (Cumbacks)

    AL CENTRAL

    Chicago THOTs

    Cleveland Cougars (Cougars #1)

    Detroit Facesitters (Facesitting)

    Kansas City Chubbies (Chubby)

    Minnesota POVs

    AL WEST

    Houston Sexmex (Sexmex #1)

    Seattle DPers (Double Penetration)

    Oakland Swaggers (Swag #1)

    Los Angeles Hatefuckers (Swag #2)

    Texas Latina Princesses (Sexmex #2)

    NL EAST

    Atlanta Ticklers (Tickling)

    Philadelphia Fat Asses (Fat Ass #1)

    New York Feet Appreciators (Footjob #2)

    Miami Trumpers (Trump #2)

    Washington Voters

    NL CENTRAL

    Milwaukee Bondages

    St. Louis Unplanned Parents (Accidental Creampie)

    Cincinnati Cougars (Cougars #2)

    Chicago THOTs

    Pittsburgh Big Booties (Fat Ass #2)

    NL WEST

    San Francisco Brutal Lovers (Swag #3)

    Los Angeles Roughriders (Swag #4)

    San Diego Conquistadors (Swag #5)

    Colorado Anus Lovers (Tushy)

    Arizona Navajos
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    Re: What if every team was named after the most abundantly populated animal in their geographical ar

    Quote Originally Posted by HentaiManOfPeacesGhost View Post
    You know what would be a better idea? Naming teams based on that cities' most searched keyword on PornHub.

    NSFW: https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-stati...e-searches.png

    AL EAST

    Tampa Bay Trumpers (Trump #1)

    Boston Students (College)

    New York Footjobbers (Footjob #1)

    Toronto Lesbians

    Baltimore Backshots (Cumbacks)

    AL CENTRAL

    Chicago THOTs

    Cleveland Cougars (Cougars #1)

    Detroit Facesitters (Facesitting)

    Kansas City Chubbies (Chubby)

    Minnesota POVs

    AL WEST

    Houston Sexmex (Sexmex #1)

    Seattle DPers (Double Penetration)

    Oakland Swaggers (Swag #1)

    Los Angeles Hatefuckers (Swag #2)

    Texas Latina Princesses (Sexmex #2)

    NL EAST

    Atlanta Ticklers (Tickling)

    Philadelphia Fat Asses (Fat Ass #1)

    New York Feet Appreciators (Footjob #2)

    Miami Trumpers (Trump #2)

    Washington Voters

    NL CENTRAL

    Milwaukee Bondages

    St. Louis Unplanned Parents (Accidental Creampie)

    Cincinnati Cougars (Cougars #2)

    Chicago THOTs

    Pittsburgh Big Booties (Fat Ass #2)

    NL WEST

    San Francisco Brutal Lovers (Swag #3)

    Los Angeles Roughriders (Swag #4)

    San Diego Conquistadors (Swag #5)

    Colorado Anus Lovers (Tushy)

    Arizona Navajos
    lol this is a good way to pick. Is there a way to do it with more standard Google though
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    Re: What if every team was named after the most abundantly populated animal in their geographical ar

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    if you are still confused i have a stellar comeback which involves more insulting of the french.

 

 

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